800 Heartwarming Unplanned Pregnancy Quotes: Unexpected

1. “Just because my pregnancy was an unplanned one doesn’t mean my child was any less wanted, wished, or loved than the children who were planned. Either way, all children are gifts from God.”

2. “The truth is that contraceptive pills saves lives, prevents unplanned pregnancies, improves outcomes for children and reduces the number of abortions.”

3. “For more unplanned pregnancy quotes, all you need to do is search for them on any social media site you can imagine.”

4. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a little baby, a joy of life.”

5. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but there are no unplanned people.” — Unknown

6. “Unplanned moments bring the happiness you never imagined.” — Unknown

7. “Don’t let an unplanned pregnancy force you to choose abortion. Pregnant women are either too young or too old, or it’s too soon after another pregnancy, or she’s going to get in trouble at work. She’s too poor, too rich, too successful, too skinny, too fat, too crazy, too busy, too single, too married, too too.” ― Jim Gaffigan

8. “Unplanned doesn’t mean unwanted or unloved. It just mean life knew what I needed before even I did”.

9. “Unplanned moments bring the happiness you never imagined.”

10. “Just because my pregnancy was an unplanned one doesn’t mean my child was any less wanted, wished, or loved than the children who were planned. Either way, all children are gifts from God.” — Unknown

11. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.” – Claire Fulmer

12. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size… it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton

13. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck

14. “At eight months pregnant, one does not simply ‘roll over in bed.’”

15. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.” – Unknown

16. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila,” -Mila Kunis

17. “When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.”

18. I guess this is the anti-pregnancy joke?

19. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”

20. Pregnancy is a miracle and in just nine months you will meet your miracle. Congratulations, to you both – unknown

21. Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.

22. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” – Emily Perkins

23. “Being pregnant during winter is like getting your hair done and then wearing a hat.”

24. You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.

25. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days.”

26. “The thing that’s nice about unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby, a joy of life.” – Unknown

27. “Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow.”

28. “During my first pregnancy, the people I was around told me how great I looked, asked me how I was feeling, saved the comfiest chairs for me, and stocked the office with decaf tea. This time around, the person I spend the most time with—although she seems to think I'm swell—insists on eating my food and waking me up early every morning.” — Emily Fisk

29. “I’m convinced that whatever state you’re in during your pregnancy has a huge influence on the baby’s personality – so I hope we haven’t produced a little serial killer!” – Helena Bonham Carter

30. “I was 20 when my daughter was born, and making all these plans during my wife’s pregnancy. I was going to be the perfect father. Once she was born, it was suddenly, ‘Oh, my God! I’m a parent!’” – Kiefer Sutherland

31. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while, it’s just the horizon — and then one day, birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins

32. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one, I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around.” — Emily Blunt

33. “Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do.” – Emily Oster

34. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.

35. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” — Joyce Armor

36. Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.

37. You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’ — Connie Fioretto

38. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” –Angelina Jolie

39. It’s a blessing being a woman because you get to experience the most magical moment of your life: giving life! Congratulations on your pregnancy!

40. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around.” – Emily Blunt

41. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.”

42. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.” – Unknown

43. “I do not have a waddle — it’s called pregnancy swag.” — Unknown

44. “Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy!”

45. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.”

46. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit. – Amy Adams

47. “Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations, to the happy couple.”

48. “I got pregnant at 19 years old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!” – Unknown

49. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

50. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.”– Sadie Frost

51. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown

52. “Gas, bloating, nausea, insomnia, acne, frequent urination, fatigue, pelvic pain, bleeding gums, backaches, facial hair… Yes, pregnancy is wonderful.”

53. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.”

54. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.”

55. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.”

56. “You are pregnant, and you are powerful. You are bold, and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown

57. “If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.” – Nora Ephron

58. “Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do.”– Emily Oster

59. Nauseous. Tired. Can’t Sleep. Can’t See My Toes. Thrilled. That’s Pregnancy.

60. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.”

61. Your pregnancy is as beautifully unique as you are. Congratulations on this one-of-a-kind celebration!

62. “That awkward phase in pregnancy when people can’t tell if you’re pregnant or just fat.”

63. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” — Angelina Jolie

64. “I am not Buddha. Rubbing my pregnant belly will not bring you good luck, prosperity, or wealth.”

65. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” – Evan Esar

66. “It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.”

67. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.”– Anna Kaiser

68. If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

69. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.”– Chrissy Teigen

70. “In the pregnancy process, I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”

71. “Being pregnant made me realize it takes talent to not pee yourself when you sneeze.” — Unknown

72. “The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.”

73. “I know some people find being pregnant so easy, but I can’t relate. It’s hard. It is incredibly beautiful, but it also challenges you in ways you never thought possible.” — Unknown

74. “Everyone knows food is important to pregnant women. But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. The bottom line is, when she says she’s hungry, she means it. Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your f***ing face.”– Aaron Gouveia

75. “I usually have lots of energy, so I couldn’t believe how pregnancy put me on my butt.” – Brie Bella

76. “I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.” – Chrissy Teigen

77. “It’s a blessing being a woman because you get to experience the most magical moment of your life: giving life! Congratulations on your pregnancy!”

78. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.” — Elisabeth Hasselbeck

79. “The number of people struggling with pregnancy-related stress, pain, and anger at a time that we collectively pretend is the happiest of their lives is staggering.” – Soraya Chemaly, Rage Becomes Her: The Power of Women’s Anger

80. “Not a waddle. Just a pregnancy swag.”

81. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” – Judy Ford

82. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance you are used to giving things up for them.” ― Brett Kiellerop-Morris, My Big Fat Gay Life

83. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.” — Holly Madison

84. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.”

85. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body.

86. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.” ― Queen Victoria

87. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” – Catherine Zeta-Jones

88. Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life – unknown

89. That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language. – Emily Perkins

90. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” — Brooke Burke

91. “I, as a man, don’t even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy.” – Nick Lachey

92. “Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.” — Unknown

93. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe's way of helping you to learn to do that.” — Heather Wittenberg

94. Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.

95. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness.” – Unknown

96. ” I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do” – Kourtney Kardashian

97. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”– Judy Ford

98. When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No periods for nine months, and that’s a reason to celebrate – unknown

99. Pregnancy is the only time in your life when you fall in love with someone you have never met

100. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.”

101. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’” – Connie Fioretto

102. Not a waddle. Just a pregnancy swag – Unknown

103. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.” — Susie Orbach

104. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.” — Kourtney Kardashian

105. “People expect all women to react the same to pregnancy. But anyone who’s been around pregnant women knows that it’s not all cutesy and sweet. You spaz out and you’re angry and you have tantrums.”– Keri Russell

106. “How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?”– Sister Souljah

107. “I’m pregnant, which means I’m sober, swollen, and hungry. Approach with caution.” — Unknown

108. “It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.” — unknown

109. “I was 20 when my daughter was born, and making all these plans during my wife’s pregnancy. I was going to be the perfect father. Once she was born, it was suddenly, ‘Oh, my God! I’m a parent!’”– Kiefer Sutherland

110. “No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.” – Unknown

111. “May God bless you with a happy and safe pregnancy with a healthy and joyous baby. Accept our heartiest wishes on such an amazing time of your life.”

112. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” -Evan Esar

113. “People expect all women to react the same to pregnancy. But anyone who’s been around pregnant women knows that it’s not all cutesy and sweet. You spaz out and you’re angry and you have tantrums.” – Keri Russell

114. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body” “meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit,” -Amy Adams

115. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins

116. “An unplanned baby is a blessing from Heaven, a gift from the angels.” — Unknown

117. “When your wife is pregnant, don’t eat the last, ANYTHING.”

118. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.” – Elisabeth Hasselbeck

119. “Knowing someone else is going through the bizarreness of pregnancy with you makes it feel a little less impossible.”

120. “Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mother’s suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions and unwanted children.”

121. “Of course, I’d like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop.” — Markie Post

122. “I know some people find being pregnant so easy, but I can’t relate. It’s hard. It is incredibly beautiful, but it also challenges you in ways you never thought possible.”

123. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons, probably understood by Darwin, love it.” – Rich Cohen

124. There is something very beautiful about being pregnant.

125. A little inspiration for post-pregnancy “So I asked around and apparently I have a baby bump. And I’m here to tell you that I do! I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. From now on ladies, I will have a bump. And it will be my baby bump. And let’s just all settle in and get used to it. It’s not going anywhere.” Jennifer Garner

126. “An ‘unintended pregnancy’ could be a wonderful surprise, not planned but welcome. Why should the government be in the business of ‘preventing’ a surprising but welcome pregnancy?”

127. “Pregnancy is difficult for women but it is even more difficult for men.”– Susan Cheever

128. “There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side — it sucks!” — Tamar Braxton

129. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” – Heather Wittenberg

130. “Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle” – Emma Bombeck

131. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.”

132. “I haven’t had alcohol for months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.”

133. “I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.”– Michel Odent

134. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.”

135. “When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time.” — Yoko Ono

136. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!”

137. “Unplanned pregnancy is like the beginning of all things: wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities…”

138. “Knowing someone else is going through the bizarreness of pregnancy with you makes it feel a little less impossible.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck

139. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.

140. It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat –Angelina Jolie

141. “Pregnancy is difficult for women but it is even more difficult for men.” – Susan Cheever

142. “I’m pregnant with twins. I’m a classic overachiever.” -Anonymous

143. “Exercising while pregnant is like eating kale on your cheat day.”

144. Someone get this through everyone’s head. “I am not Buddha. Rubbing my pregnant belly will not bring you good luck.

145. “If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.”

146. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.”

147. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”

148. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but… There are no unplanned people!” – Unknown

149. Wishing you a happy and safe pregnancy and a with a healthy and gorgeous baby. We wish you nothing but joy during such an amazing time of your life – Unknown

150. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I'm even pregnant. I'm hoisting my 2-year-old around.” — Emily Blunt

151. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes” -Joyce Armor

152. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a little baby, a joy of life.” — Unknown

153. May God bless you with a happy and safe pregnancy with a healthy and joyous baby. Accept our heartiest wishes on such an amazing time of your life.

154. “Everyone knows food is important to pregnant women. But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. The bottom line is, when she says she’s hungry, she means it. Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your f***ing face.” – Aaron Gouveia

155. “Pregnancy is going to alter your thinking forever, it’s going to make you realize how fragile and important life is and why it must be protected at all costs.”

156. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” ― Chrissy Teigen

157. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.” ― Al Roker

158. “Pregnancy is like the beginning of all things; wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities”.

159. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.” – Sadie Frost

160. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days”

161. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife” -Queen Victoria

162. “During my first pregnancy, the people I was around told me how great I looked, asked me how I was feeling, saved the comfiest chairs for me, and stocked the office with decaf tea. This time around, the person I spend the most time with—although she seems to think I’m swell—insists on eating my food and waking me up early every morning.” – Emily Fisk

163. “I’m at the stage in my pregnancy where people don’t know whether to congratulate me or buy me a gym membership” -Anonymous

164. “For the 9 months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my salary?”

165. “Unplanned pregnancy is an equal-opportunity affliction.” – Ann McLane Kuster

166. ‘Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.’

167. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.” – Suzanne Vega

168. “Most of the problems that plague our society – addiction, overeating, crime, domestic violence, prejudice, debt, unwanted pregnancy, educational failure, underperformance at school and work, lack of savings, failure to exercise – are in some degree a failure of self-control.” — Roy Baumeister

169. Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.

170. “I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant’.” – Dean Martin

171. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”– Joyce Armor

172. Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive. — Evan Esar

173. Take our heartiest congratulation on this miraculous journey of yours. Pregnancy is a blessing and you are the most blessed soul.

174. “Every month has an average of 30 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has approximately 1,330 days.” -Unknown

175. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” — Erma Bombeck

176. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and undoubtedly inhabited.”

177. “When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it’s going to be, I like to say, ‘We’re hoping for a baby.’” — Unknown

178. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.”

179. “You can do your job massively pregnant if you choose to go down that road. It’s fine. It’ll be hilarious. It’ll add to your comedy in ways that you never expected. Like when your elbows grow hair for no reason.” — Samathan Bee

180. “Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.”

181. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.” — Suzanne Vega

182. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” – Christine Feehan

183. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” – Erma Bombeck

184. Being pregnant shouldn't make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman!

185. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.” – Holly Madison

186. “Pregnancy is the only time in life when you’ll fall in love with someone you haven’t met.”

187. “ Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze”

188. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.”

189. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” ― Christine Feehan

190. “Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.” — Bell Hooks

191. Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.

192. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.” – Susie Orbach

193. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones

194. “My wife is in that stage of pregnancy where people are not sure whether to congratulate her or buy her a gym membership.”

195. The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power – Reena Kumarasingham.

196. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.”– Angelina Jolie

197. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” – Tori Spelling

198. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same. — Catherine Jones

199. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness.”

200. ‘Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.’

201. “Every four weeks, I go up a bra size. . . it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton

202. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.”

203. ‘From the moment I found out I was pregnant, I knew this would be the best journey of my life.’

204. It's fun being pregnant at the same time as someone as prominent as Kim Kardashian. Seeing her beautiful body change and morph makes me remember mine is doing the same, and although it may not always feel beautiful, it really is.

205. “Pregnancy is really hard. After all you’re trying to grow a whole other person inside of you which isn’t easy. Yet, one of the hardest parts is actually realizing your life is about to change in a huge way but not knowing exactly how.”

206. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” — Brooke Burke

207. ‘The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.’

208. “Pregnancy, a condition that makes you pee when you laugh, and puke when you cough.”

209. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” – John Stevenson

210. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.”– Catherine Zeta-Jones

211. ‘The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.’

212. “Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag”.

213. Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality ― Christine Feehan

214. “We can’t understand when we’re pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time—like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.” – Anne Lamott

215. “Pregnancy makes me feel like I have a superpower. Superpower of eating anything, everything”

216. “That moment when all of your friends are dieting and exercising and you are just pregnant like ’Baby wants a cupcake’.”

217. “No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.”

218. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death- Jessica Simpson

219. “‘Pregnancy brain’ is my excuse for everything I don’ want to do.”

220. Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you

221. At 8 months pregnant, one does not simply “roll over in bed”

222. “I got pregnant at 19 years old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!” — Unknown

223. “Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over.” – Caterina Fake

224. “Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.” — Unknown

225. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched—along with body—making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan

226. “Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.” — Unknown

227. “I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren’t things I don’t love, but when I think about what my body is doing—creating a child—it just blows my mind. I’m in awe of the process and science.” — Emily Deschanel

228. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.”– Maggie Scarf

229. “I did a lot of work with myself over the course of being pregnant and the first few months of being pregnant. It's nice, the pace of being pregnant; it gives you a long time to not just germinate a baby but germinate the mother that you're gonna be.” — Ani DiFranco

230. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” -Joyce Armor

231. Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy!

232. In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly – Al Roker

233. If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. – Nora Ephron

234. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.”

235. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller

236. ‘Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.’

237. “When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.” – Mariska Hargitay

238. “Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.”

239. “I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant’.”– Dean Martin

240. “I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.” – Michel Odent

241. Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations, to the happy couple.

242. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.”– Ashlee Simpson

243. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat” –Angelina Jolie

244. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”

245. “When pregnant with our first, Dean and I attended a childbirth class. There were about 15 other couples, all 6-8 months pregnant, just like us. As an introduction, the teacher asked us to share what had been our favourite part of pregnancy and the least favourite part. I was surprised by how many of the men and women there couldn’t name a favourite part. When it was my turn, I said, “My least favourite has been nausea, and my favourite is the belly.” – Shannon Hale

246. Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.

247. “An ‘unintended pregnancy’ could be a wonderful surprise, not planned but welcome. Why should the government be in the business of ‘preventing’ a surprising but welcome pregnancy.” — Wendy Wright

248. “Pregnancy is going to alter your thinking forever, it’s going to make you realize how fragile and important life is and why it must be protected at all cost” -therightmessage

249. “The lines between body and womb have become blurred, a vessel inside a vessel. The physical body – the visible collection of bones and skin we present to the world – does not fully belong to its owner if the womb within it contains an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy. There are all kinds of people ready to queue up and remind a woman of that.” — Sinéad Gleeso

250. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.”

251. “Everybody thinks for one moment when they’re pregnant that they’re actually carrying the spawn of the devil.” – Tilda Swinton

252. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”– Al Roker

253. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.”– David Bainbridge

254. A word of warning… when a pregnant woman tells you she needs you to get the nursery ready she isn’t playing. She NEEDS this to happen – Kirsty Hall (@Navigating Baby

255. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.” — Holly Madison

256. At eight months pregnant, one does not simply ‘roll over in bed – Unknown

257. If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realised that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. — Erma Bombeck

258. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” — Judy Ford

259. If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy. – Sunday Adelaja

260. “If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy.” – Sunday Adelaja

261. To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited.

262. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth, you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” — Jodi Picoult

263. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones

264. “Unplanned pregnancy is an equal-opportunity affliction.”– Ann McLane Kuster

265. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”

266. ” Being pregnant is the one time you can eat without feeling guilty” – Leslie Meier

267. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.”

268. “Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.” (HALLELUJAH

269. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.”– Heather Wittenberg

270. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck

271. “Take our heartiest congratulation on this miraculous journey of yours. Pregnancy is a blessing and you are the most blessed soul.”

272. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.”

273. Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze – Unknown

274. You are bound to be one of the best parents in the world. Congratulations on being pregnant.

275. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain - your life will never be the same.

276. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.”– Amy Adams

277. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I did.”

278. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”

279. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.”– Camilla Luddington

280. “When your wife is pregnant and you’re expecting, everyone is like, ‘It’s incredible. Get ready, it’s magic. It’s the most life-changing experience you’ll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.’ And then the second the baby comes everyone is like, ‘WELCOME TO HELL.’” – Andy Samberg

281. Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin. — Maggie Scarf

282. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” – Brooke Burke

283. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”

284. “Pregnancy is like the beginning of all things; wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.” — Unknown

285. “My third album, that will definitely be about this little girl and the process of watching your wife get pregnant. It’s crazy.” – Andy Grammer

286. ‘Pregnancy is really hard. After all you’re trying to grow a whole other person inside of you which isn’t easy. Yet, one of the hardest parts is actually realizing your life is about to change in a huge way but not knowing exactly how.’

287. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness.” — Unknown

288. “At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.”– Jenny Mollen

289. “‘Relax, baby will come when it’s ready,’ said no overdue pregnant woman ever.” — Unknown

290. “From the moment I found out I was pregnant, I knew this would be the best journey of my life.”

291. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.”

292. “Why should every pregnant woman be expected to read the same book? Or any book? Being pregnant isn’t that complicated. What to Expect When You’re Expecting shouldn’t be a book. It should be a Post-it: ‘Take your vitamins. Don’t drink vodka. Get used to empire waistlines.” – Rainbow Rowell, Attachments

293. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.”

294. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.” — Claire Fulmer

295. Why is pregnancy so beautiful?

296. “So I asked around and apparently I have a baby bump. And I am here to tell you that I do – I do! I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. From now on ladies, I will have a bump. And it will be my baby bump. And let’s just all settle in and get used to it. It’s not going anywhere.” – Jennifer Garner

297. “Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan

298. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.” — Unknown

299. “It's all worth it in the end, so I would definitely suffer through that, but pregnancy was not a good experience for me. At all.” — Kim Kardashian

300. “Being pregnant shouldn’t make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman!” – Julia Restoin Roitfeld

301. “When you're pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort. That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one.” ― Jodi Picoult, Vanishing Acts

302. “It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.”

303. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.” – Ruth Morgan

304. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” – Rich Cohen

305. “When I was first pregnant with my son Archie, I didn’t tell anyone, as you are supposed to keep it secret. It’s a really magical time, those first few weeks. It almost makes you wish you didn’t have to tell anyone, ever. You could just watch your belly grow bigger, and no one would be allowed to ask you about it, and you would have your baby and a year later you would allow visitors to finally come and meet your little miracle.” — Amy Poehler

306. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.” — Ashlee Simpson

307. “The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.”

308. “One of the most beautiful unplanned pregnancy quotes.”

309. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”

310. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” – Anne Christian Buchanan

311. “I love insomnia! And having to pee five times every night! And this dried out hair and blotchy skin!… Said no pregnant woman ever.”

312. “You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.” – Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns Fifty

313. Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. – Joyce Armor

314. “What do a toddler, a preschooler and a pregnant lady all have in common? We all pee our pants in public” -@fullmetalmommy

315. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” ― Heather Wittenberg

316. Congratulations on your pregnancy. Expecting your baby may be the first time you will wait for your child with excitement, but it certainly won’t be the last. Parenthood is a joyous ride! – unknown

317. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.” – Kourtney Kardashian

318. “I usually have lots of energy, so I couldn’t believe how pregnancy put me on my butt.”– Brie Bella

319. ‘It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.’

320. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” – Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis

321. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language.” — Emily Perkins

322. To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings. – Anne Christian Buchanan

323. ‘Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.’

324. “During the pregnancy and stuff, I knew I had a daughter coming but when she finally got here that is when it really hit me. Ever since that day, I look at life a lot differently.”– Lonzo Ball

325. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”

326. “Danger, due to the influence of pregnancy hormones I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes.” – Anonymous

327. Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.

328. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’” — Connie Fioretto

329. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days” — Unknown

330. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, “Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.” ― Connie Fioretto

331. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” — Chrissy Teigen

332. “Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.”

333. “I haven’t had alcohol in months. This isn’t a pregnancy glow, this is a detox glow.” — Mommie Pickles

334. That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don't know the language.

335. “Being pregnant is a miracle from God and I’m forever grateful and my life has forever changed” – stressfreemommies

336. Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life. – Judy Ford

337. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant – Phyllis Diller

338. “There is no right or wrong way to be pregnant, to become a mother, to make a family. There is only one way—your way, which will inevitably be filled with tears, mistakes, doubt, but also joy, relief, triumph, and love.” – Angela Garbes, Like a Mother: A Feminist Journey Through the Science and Culture of Pregnancy“

339. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.” — Joan Raphael-Leff

340. “Everybody thinks for one moment when they’re pregnant that they’re actually carrying the spawn of the devil.”– Tilda Swinton

341. “There is no right or wrong way to be pregnant, to become a mother, to make a family. There is only one way—your way, which will inevitably be filled with tears, mistakes, doubt, but also joy, relief, triumph, and love.” ― Angela Garbes, Like a Mother: A Feminist Journey Through the Science and Culture of Pregnancy

342. “Ultimately abortion takes place because there is something wrong within the culture, within the system, and not simply because this or that particular woman is seeking to end an unwanted pregnancy.”

343. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.” – Patricia Heaton

344. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” — Evan Esar

345. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”– Queen Victoria

346. Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila -Mila Kunis

347. Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person – Holly Madison

348. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” — John Stevenson

349. “When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.”

350. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.” – Joan Raphael-Leff

351. I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me – Tia Mowry

352. The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power.

353. “Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.” — Unknown

354. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.” – Holly Madison

355. Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.

356. There are many things about pregnancy that are tough, but the fact that almost everyone wants to help you to do as little as possible is not one of them – Kirsty Hall (@navigatingbaby

357. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.” – Ashlee Simpson

358. “We can’t understand when we’re pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time—like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.” — Anne Lamott

359. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don't know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it's just the horizon - and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it's suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you've had the right shots.” ― Emily Perkins, Novel About My Wife

360. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.”– Susie Orbach

361. I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.

362. “Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.”

363. That moment during pregnancy when you realize that shaving your legs has become a life-and-death struggle.” — Unknown

364. ” Even if it this pregnancy was not planned, God knew I needed you the moment he blessed me with you” – stressfreemommies

365. If this were true, I think there would be a few more Chewbaccas out there. “If heartburn during pregnancy means you’ll have a hairy baby, I’m about to give birth to Chewbacca”

366. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan

367. Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person.

368. Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow – Unknown

369. I like big bumps and I cannot lie (perfect for a husband pregnancy announcement

370. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant’. You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila.” -Mila Kunis

371. “You are pregnant and powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”

372. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” — Tori Spelling

373. “Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow.” – Anonymous

374. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa

375. “My pregnancy was unplanned. I feel like a terrible mom because I’ve been too depressed to enjoy any of it. I feel no connection to my baby.”

376. “Pregnancy was probably the best and the hardest thing I’ll ever go through.”– Mariah Carey

377. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” – Erma Bombeck

378. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” – Amy Adams

379. ” Shocked, blessed, scared, happy, worried, excited these are the many feelings you experience when you first find out you’re pregnant” – stressfreemommies

380. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Author Unknown

381. “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days.” — Unknown

382. “You stole my heart the minute I found out I was pregnant with you” – stressfreemommies

383. “I, as a man, don’t even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy.”– Nick Lachey

384. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.”

385. “The truth is that contraceptive pills save lives, prevent unplanned pregnancies, improve outcomes for children and reduce the number of abortions.” — Unknown

386. “Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze.”

387. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.” — Patricia Heaton

388. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while, it’s just the horizon — and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins

389. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.”

390. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. – Queen Victoria

391. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” – Angelina Jolie

392. “The thing that’s nice bout unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby of joy of life.”

393. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.”

394. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.”

395. “A woman experiencing an unexpected pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”

396. “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.”– Jessica Simpson

397. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” – Catherine Jones

398. Pregnancy is the only time in your life when you fall in love with someone you have never met.

399. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” ― Joyce Armor

400. “When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.” — Unknown

401. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons, probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen

402. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones

403. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!”– Tori Spelling

404. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.”– Kourtney Kardashian

405. “I am pregnant which means I am sober, swollen and hungry. Approach with caution.”

406. Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days.

407. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Zeta-Jones

408. “By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.”– Phyllis Diller

409. “You know you’re pregnant when all you fantasize about is sleeping for more than one hour at a time.” — Unknown

410. “I haven’t had alcohol in months. This isn’t a pregnancy glow, this is a detox glow.”

411. ‘Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.’

412. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones

413. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. — Jessica Simpson

414. “Being pregnant was very much like falling in love. You are so open.” —

415. I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do – Kourtney Kardashian

416. “Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.” — Adriel Booker

417. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”

418. “Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.”

419. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”— Judy Ford

420. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan

421. Being pregnant shouldn’t make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman! – Julia Restoin Roitfeld.

422. “Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.” -Unknown

423. Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes – Ashlee Simpson

424. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown

425. “My wife and I don’t understand couples where the woman is pregnant and they don’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘Oh, we want it to be a surprise.’ I mean you have caller ID but don’t want to know what’s popping out of your vagina?” – Andrew Ginsburg

426. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.'” ― Connie Fioretto

427. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby, a joy of life.”

428. The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.

429. “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days.”

430. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.” – Camilla Luddington

431. I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.

432. “Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mother’s suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions and unwanted children.” ― Gro Harlem Brundtland

433. “If heartburn during pregnancy means you’ll have a hairy baby, I’m about to give birth to Chewbacca.” — Unknown

434. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”

435. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” – Jessica Simpson

436. “An unplanned baby is a blessing from Heaven, a gift from the angels.” – Unknown

437. “When your wife is pregnant and you’re expecting, everyone is like, ‘It’s incredible. Get ready, it’s magic. It’s the most life-changing experience you’ll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.’ And then the second the baby comes everyone is like, ‘WELCOME TO HELL.’”– Andy Samberg

438. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” – Chrissy Teigen

439. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort. That’s the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don’t even realize how much you were missing one.” – Jodi Picoult, Vanishing Acts

440. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” — Jodi Picoult

441. I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.

442. It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat. -Angelina Jolie

443. “The pregnant body is not solely its owner’s domain. In gestating another person you become public property.” – Sinéad Gleeson, Constellations: Reflections From Life

444. “Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.”– unknown

445. “Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.” – bell hooks

446. “I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.” — Tia Mowry

447. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but… There are no unplanned people!!”

448. “My wife and I don’t understand couples where the woman is pregnant and they don’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘Oh, we want it to be a surprise.’ I mean you have caller ID but don’t want to know what’s popping out of your vagina?”– Andrew Ginsburg

449. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots. ” – Emily Perkins, Novel About My Wife

450. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.” — Al Roker

451. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.” – Anna Kaiser

452. “I’ve reached that point in my pregnancy where I no longer want to wear pants.” — Unknown

453. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – Amy Adams

454. “Warning: Due to the influence of pregnancy hormones, I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes.”

455. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.”

456. “We should recognize that women become mothers the moment they are pregnant.” – Alveda King

457. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan

458. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” ― Catherine Jones

459. “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.” – Jessica Simpson

460. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” — Merete Leonhardt-Lupa

461. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.

462. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant—you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.” — Angelina Jolie

463. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life”-Judi Ford

464. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body — meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” — Amy Adams

465. “Of course, I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan, Ruthless Game

466. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males.” – John Stevenson

467. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” – Joyce Armor

468. “Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.” ― Erma Bombeck

469. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.”

470. ‘No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.’

471. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.” — Unknown

472. Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over – Caterina Fake.

473. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.” — Ruth Morgan

474. Tread carefully for you tread near a pregnant woman – Kirsty Hall (@Navigating Baby

475. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size … it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” – Natasha Hamilton

476. “Pregnancy brain’ is my excuse for everything I don’t want to do.”

477. ‘When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.’

478. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”— Elisabeth Hasselbeck

479. “We should recognize that women become mothers the moment they are pregnant.”– Alveda King

480. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.”

481. “I’m convinced that whatever state you’re in during your pregnancy has a huge influence on the baby’s personality – so I hope we haven’t produced a little serial killer!”– Helena Bonham Carter

482. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”– Patricia Heaton

483. “When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time.” – Yoko Ono

484. “Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.” – Unknown

485. Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies. – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa

486. Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” — Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis

487. “Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap”

488. “For the nine months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my pay?”

489. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.”

490. Be nice to me my wife is pregnant – Unknown

491. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.” — David Bainbridge

492. Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over.

493. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” — Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis

494. There is something very beautiful about being pregnant – Chrissy Teigen

495. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” — John Stevenson

496. “If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.”– Nora Ephron

497. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” – Jodi Picoult

498. “Being pregnant is all about being fully alive, it is about being a complete woman, and it is a period of growing, transition, and of new beginnings in the journey of life.”

499. ” Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa

500. “At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.” – Jenny Mollen

501. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain‚your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones

502. “Being pregnant automatically makes you a protector for your little growing human” – stressfreemommies

503. “One unplanned pregnancy saved us all.”

504. This pregnancy quote… because it’s always a good time for a cupcake.

505. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.” – David Bainbridge

506. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.” — Camilla Luddington

507. “The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power.” – Reena Kumarasingham

508. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size . . . it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton

509. It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.

510. It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it – Rich Cohen

511. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance you are used to giving things up for them.” — Brett Kiellerop

512. “Not fat, just…PREGNANT!”

513. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.”– Christine Feehan

514. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else.” — Ruth Morgan

515. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.” — Anonymous

516. “If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.” — Nora Ephron

517. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.” ― Angelina Jolie

518. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen

519. In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly.

520. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.”– Merete Leonhardt-Lupa

521. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you!”

522. “Pregnancy was probably the best and the hardest thing I’ll ever go through.” – Mariah Carey

523. Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days. – Unknown

524. Does pregnancy make you attractive?

525. ” Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle” – Erma Bombeck

526. “The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.” — Unknown

527. No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.

528. “When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No periods for nine months, and that’s a reason to celebrate.”

529. Pregnancy is the happiest excuse for feeling like crap.

530. “Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.” – Adriel Booker

531. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.”– Jessica Simpson

532. “(Pregnancy

533. “Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.”

534. “You may hate being pregnant, but the minute the baby is born , she is God’s precious child, given to you as a gift” – Sandra Dallas

535. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size … it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.”– Natasha Hamilton

536. “My third album, that will definitely be about this little girl and the process of watching your wife get pregnant. It’s crazy.”– Andy Grammer

537. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.”— Elisabeth Hasselbeck

538. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.”– Jodi Picoult

539. Okay, maybe it’s not the best pregnancy quote but #relatable

540. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.” — Maggie Scarf

541. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain — your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones

542. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” ― Rich Cohen

543. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

544. “My wife and I don’t understand couples where the woman is pregnant and they don’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘Oh, we want it to be a surprise.’ I mean you have caller ID but don’t want to know what’s popping out of your vagina?” — Andrew Ginsberg

545. “Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.”

546. “People don’t tell you about all this sh*t that goes down with your body when you get pregnant, you know? Your nipples get huge and dark. I didn’t know that. I didn’t know that they get dark so that the baby can see, like, a bull’s-eye. So that the baby can find it easier.” — Ali Wong

547. “By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.” – Phyllis Diller

548. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” — Amy Adams

549. “It’s fun being pregnant at the same time as someone as prominent as Kim Kardashian. Seeing her beautiful body change and morph makes me remember mine is doing the same, and although it may not always feel beautiful, it really is.” – Ginger Zee

550. “An unplanned baby is a blessing from Heaven, a gift from the angels.”

551. “Unplanned doesn’t mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before even I did.”

552. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.” – Maggie Scarf

553. “When your wife is pregnant don’t eat the last ANYTHING”

554. “Ultimately abortion takes place because there is something wrong within the culture, within the system, and not simply because this or that particular woman is seeking to end an unwanted pregnancy.” — Ronald Rolheiser

555. “I got pregnant at 19 years-old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!”

556. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it is forever changing, both mentally and physically.”

557. ‘Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.’

558. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance, you are used to giving things up for them.” — Brett Kiellerop-Morris

559. “Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.”

560. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same – Catherine Jones

561. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” — Jessica Simpson

562. “I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.” – Tia Mowry

563. Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy! – unknown

564. The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around. — Emily Blunt

565. “Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” – Anne Christian Buchanan

566. “I got pregnant at 19 years old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!”

567. “Pregnancy is when you are officially allowed to swear and curse at your husband and blame it all on your hormones.”

568. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, and an inner secret.” — Ruth Morgan

569. ‘I know some people find being pregnant so easy, but I can’t relate. It’s hard. It is incredibly beautiful, but it also challenges you in ways you never thought possible.’

570. “How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?” – Sister Souljah

571. “During the pregnancy and stuff, I knew I had a daughter coming but when she finally got here that is when it really hit me. Ever since that day, I look at life a lot differently.” – Lonzo Ball

572. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.” – Al Roker

573. “I loved him from the moment I knew I was pregnant.”

574. “If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.” — Nora Ephron

575. “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days”.

576. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.” – Queen Victoria

577. A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males.

578. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.”

579. “Pregnancy is really hard. After all you’re trying to grow a whole other person inside of you which isn’t easy. Yet, one of the hardest parts is actually realizing your life is about to change in a huge way but not knowing exactly how.” — Unknown

580. “For the nine months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my pay?” – Anonymous

581. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” — Heather Wittenberg

582. “Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.” — Unknown

583. “The truth is that contraceptive pills save lives, prevent unplanned pregnancies, improve outcomes for children and reduce the number of abortions.”

584. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.”

585. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”– Erma Bombeck

586. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around.” — Emily Blunt

587. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body–meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” – Amy Adams

588. It was all fun and games until I got pregnant.

589. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.”

590. “I loved being pregnant — but I don’t want to be outnumbered!” — Kristen Bell, on stopping at two kids

591. It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. – Rich Cohen

592. “Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.”

593. “A women experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy…”

594. It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.

595. “Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.”– Adriel Booker

596. “You are bound to be one of the best parents in the world. Congratulations on being pregnant.”

597. “Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that, it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.” — Robert Anton Wilson

598. “We stopped trying to get pregnant as our efforts have already been successful!”

599. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.”– Evan Esar

600. “Your pregnancy is as beautifully unique as you are. Congratulations on this one-of-a-kind celebration!”

601. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.”– Suzanne Vega

602. “Pregnancy = “the slow, difficult, and delightful apprenticeship in attentiveness, gentleness, forgetting oneself. The ability to succeed in this path without masochism and without annihilating one’s affective, intellectual, and professional personality – such would seem to be the stakes to be won through guiltless maternity.” Julia Kristeva

603. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings – Anne Christian Buchanan

604. “When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.” — Mariska Hargitay

605. ” Pregnancy is when you’ll truly understand the meaning of being unconditionally caring and patiently selfless”- unknown

606. "Many things are possible for the person who has hope. Even more is possible for the person who has faith. And still more is possible for the person who knows how to love. But everything is possible for the person who practices all three virtues."— Brother Lawrence

607. “Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love.” – Lucinda Franks

608. “Good morning my angel. I hope you heard the sparrow’s song, they are saying that I have the most beautiful lover.”569. “The sun lights up the day. But you light up my life. Good morning sweetheart.”

609. On this day, a very special person was born who has changed my life for the better. You are my favorite (and only) son and I love you so much. I hope you have a birthday that is as wonderful as you are.

610. "Consult not your fears but your hopes and dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what is still possible for you to do."— Pope John XXIII

611. “Good morning Tuesday! Please enter and pour out that shower of blessings into our lives, renew our spirits, our strength, our faith, and our hope.” ~ Anonymous

612. “A child’s smile is the heart of heaven.” – Unknown

613. “Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, “I can’t do this.” -Ryan Reynolds

614. “When a child is born, it is the mother’s instinct to protect the baby. When a child dies, it is the mother’s instinct to protect the memory.” — Unknown

615. “Within every child is a connection to one form or another and a potential waiting to be fulfilled.” – Dr. Stephen Mark Shore

616. “Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion, in the evening they reach the ground, and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer.” — Alain Bremond-Torrent, Running is Flying Intermittently

617. I only hope when I have my own family that every day, I see a little more of my father in me.

618. “Good morning! I hope your day is filled with lots of love and happiness!“837. “Try to surround yourself with positive people who make you happy, sarcastic people who make you laugh. And coffee. You should always surround yourself with coffee.”838. “It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.” — Sarah Bernhardt

619. “The undiscerning observer may think that this mixture of ideal and reality, of the human and spiritual, is most likely to be present where there are a number of levels in the structure of a community, as in marriage, the family, friendship, where the human element as such already assumes a central importance in the community’s coming into being at all, and where the spiritual is only something added to the physical and intellectual. According to this view, it is only in these relationships that there is a danger of confusing and mixing the two spheres, whereas there can be no such danger in a purely spiritual fellowship. This idea, however, is a great delusion. According to all experience the truth is just the opposite. A marriage, a family, a friendship is quite conscious of the limitations of its community-building power; such relationships know very well, if they are sound, where the human element stops and the spiritual begins. They know the difference between physical-intellectual and spiritual community. On the contrary, when a community of a purely spiritual kind is established, it always encounters the danger that everything human will be carried into and intermixed with this fellowship. A purely spiritual relationship is not only dangerous but also an altogether abnormal thing. When physical and family relationships or ordinary associations, that is, those arising from everyday life with all its claims upon people who are working together, are not projected into the spiritual community, then we must be especially careful. That is why, as experience has shown, it is precisely in retreats of short duration that the human element develops most easily. Nothing is easier than to stimulate the glow of fellowship in a few days of life together, but nothing is more fatal to the sound, sober, brotherly fellowship of everyday life. There is probably no Christian to whom God has not given the uplifting experience of genuine Christian community at least once in his life. But in this world such experiences can be no more than a gracious extra beyond the daily bread of Christian community life. We have no claim upon such experiences, and we do not live with other Christians for the sake of acquiring them. It is not the experience of Christian brotherhood, but solid and certain faith in brotherhood that holds us together. That God has acted and wants to act upon us all, this we see in faith as God’s greatest gift, this makes us glad and happy, but it also makes us ready to forego all such experiences when God at times does not grant them. We are bound together by faith, not by experience. ‘Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity’—this is the Scripture’s praise of life together under the Word. But now we can rightly interpret the words ‘in unity’ and say, ‘for brethren to dwell together through Christ’. For Jesus Christ alone is our unity. ‘He is our peace’. Through him alone do we have access to one another, joy in one another, and fellowship with one another.”

620. “Good morning to the man of my dreams. I hope you have an amazing day.”93. “I tried to think of the sweetest way to wake you up. But all I can think of is you. So I ended up giving you the simplest morning greeting my heart could ever know; “I love you”.”

621. “When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time.” – Yoko Ono

622. “The morning was full of sunlight and hope.” —Kate Chopin

623. It’s hard to start the gym. Easy to KEEP going. Hard to make some money. Easy to turn it into MORE money. Fire is surprisingly difficult to start. But once it’s raging, it spreads extremely easily. Success is exactly the same.” – Andrew Tate

624. Happy Birthday baby! I hope you get lots of presents and ice cream today because you deserve it! You are such a joy, and I can’t wait to see you. I love you!

625. “The child does not merely observe the world around him. He does not shut himself off from the strange, complicated world around him, but tastes it, touches it, hefts it, bends it, breaks it. To find out how reality works, he works on it.”

626. ¨ By nice women . . . you probably mean selfish women who have no more thought for the underprivileged, overworked women than a pussycat in a sunny window for the starving kitten in the street. Now in that sense, I am not a nice woman, for I do care. ¨ – Nellie L. McClung

627. 1 Corinthians 13:13 “Now faith, hope, and love remain—these three things—and the greatest of these is love.”

628. “There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.” – Bernard Williams

629. "I'm choosing happiness over suffering, I know I am. I'm making space for the unknown future to fill up my life with yet-to-come surprises.”

630. My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry, to get my work done, and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.

631. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.” –Carl Jung

632. Being a parent of an autistic child is not always easy. Sometimes as you look out for your child, you can feel overwhelmed and exhausted. There are days when it feels like nothing you do or say makes a difference and that your love doesn’t mean anything. The good news is that you’re not alone.

633. “Why on Earth do I keep getting pregnant if I can’t have a kid? Like what is this? Either shut the door or let me have a kid.” — Carrie Underwood

634. “It is my greatest hope that the pages in this jar stir your deepest well of human compassion. I hope they prompt you to do something, to tell someone. Only then can we ensure that this kind of evil is never allowed to repeat itself.”

635. “When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they’ll remember and be kind to someone else. And it’ll become like a wildfire.” – Whoopi Goldberg

636. Dysfunctional parents do not apologize. It is one feature that the children of narcissists would instantly agree on. They will lie and justify themselves, but never accept they did anything wrong.” -Diana Macey

637. “What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.” –Ellen Burstyn

638. “Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

639. “Perfect happiness is a beautiful sunset, the giggle of a grandchild, the first snowfall. It’s the little things that make happy moments, not the grand events. Joy comes in sips, not gulps.” – Sharon Draper

640. “I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love.” – Wayne F. Winters

641. “We need to think of the future and the planet we are going to leave to our children and their children.” —Kofi Annan, Ghanaian diplomat

642. “Instead of treating your child like how you were treated. Treat them with the same love and attention you wanted from your parents while growing up.”

643. A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. —Victor Hugo

644. “If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. Clark

645. "When dating a woman with children, understand that they are a package deal. Don’t expect her to package her child up and ship them away for the evening just because you want to" chill.”” -@justmike_

646. “If my dreams will be one of the memories I cannot forget, I hope that you are in them.” – Unknown

647. “Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings.” – Elie Weisel

648. Happy birthday to my best friend! I am so grateful to have you in my corner. You are always there for me when I need you and I know that I can always count on you. I hope this birthday is full of everything you have been hoping for.

649. “We’re going to step on the field knowing that every team we’re going against is going to push their game to that whole new level that we probably hadn’t seen. … We’ve just got to be ready to step up with them.” – Crystl Bustos

650. “Relationship with a narcissist in a nutshell: You will go from being the perfect love of their life, to nothing you do is ever good enough. You will give your everything and they will take it all and give you less and less in return. You will end up depleted, emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and probably financially, and then get blamed for it.” ~ Bree Bonchay

651. ‘By including children with different learning abilities in mainstream and specialized schools, we can change attitudes and promote respect. By creating suitable jobs for adults with autism, we integrate them into society.’

652. “Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.” —Dennis Miller

653. “I learned too much from being poor and I will never take that away from my children. Welcome to the struggle. You got sleep for dinner.”

654. Even the most ignorant, innocent child will eventually grow up as they learn what true pain is. It affects what they say, what they think… and they become real people.” -Pain (Naruto)

655. “If you’re giving your all and it’s not enough, you’re probably giving it to the wrong person.” – Unknown

656. “Good morning, dear. I hope you’ll have a great Tuesday ahead with plenty of fun and excitement.”

657. “I’m crazy about you, baby.”

658. “Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.” – Arthur Schopenhauer

659. “This day is yours, baby. What would you like to do first?”448. “The lion can be the king of the jungle, however you’re the king of my coronary heart. Long stay the king! I love you now and forever.”

660. John 1:12: Yet to all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God—

661. “A work-in-progress generates its own energy field. You, the artist or entrepreneur, are pouring love into the work; you are suffusing it with passion and intention and hope.” – Steven Pressfield

662. “I have had to experience so much stupidity, so many vices, so much error, so much nausea, disillusionment, and sorrow, just to become a child again and begin anew. I had to experience despair; I had to sink to the greatest mental depths, to thoughts of suicide, to experience grace.” – Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha

663. If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.” – Linda Sunshine

664. If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. —Andrew Carnegie

665. “A handsome guy like you is a dream for most girls, but you are my reality and the person I love. Good morning, babe.”

666. An effective way to influence culture is to find people whose personalities, attitudes, values, and competencies exemplify the culture to which you hope to evolve. Mario Morino, Leap of Reason

667. Edward Young Knows Good Men Shine247. “I believe one of my strengths is my ability to keep negative thoughts out. I am an optimist. ” – John Wooden248. “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.”—Dale Carnegie249. “There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you. ” – Woody Hayes250. If life gets too hard to stand, kneel.

668. "Adults are just outdated children.” —Dr. Seuss

669. "I hope when I’m on my deathbed, people forgive me, because there is a lot to forgive.” – Christopher Buckley

670. “The world needs less heat and more light. It needs less of the heat of anger, revenge, retaliation, and more of the light of ideas, faith, courage, aspiration, joy, love and hope.” —Wilfred Peterson.

671. Good morning to you, I do hope you slept well, I thought I’d send this message to make you feel swell. I can’t stop thinking of you, I love you, it’s true. So have a good morning, for to me, you are the sun and the moon.211. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.” — Hermann Hesse

672. “My daughter is not the child that I expected. She is so much more.” – Brenda Kosciuk

673. “My hope is that they will remember that mommy tried. Even when she was tired, even when she was stressed. I hope you’ll know that I did it all for you.” -Unknown

674. Absence from whom we love is worse than death and frustrates hope more severer than despair. – William Cowper

675. “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

676. Confidence, courage and determined spirit are vital for surviving hard times. — Lailah Gifty Akita246. “Once you choose hope, anything’s possible.” – Christopher Reeve247. “Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day. ” – E. B. White

677. Happy birthday son, I hope you have an amazing day just like you! You are the best son anyone could ask for and I love you with all my heart!

678. “I hope you get to waste some time in your favorite ways on Father’s Day. You deserve it!”

679. For the word of grace, hope, and light when I was in darkness, I say thank you from the button of my heart.

680. "A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.” —Robert Brault

681. "Being a mom means putting away your childish ways to make room for your child’s ways.” -Author Unknown

682. I miss you so much that I can only hope that you will come back to me like a wave comes back to the shore.

683. “To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children… to leave the world a better place… to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”

684. 1 Corinthians 13:13 So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love.

685. “There is a saying in Tibetan, ‘Tragedy should be utilized as a source of strength. No matter what sort of difficulties, how painful experience is, if we lose our hope, that’s our real disaster. ” — 14th Dalai Lama

686. “Without giving up hope—that there’s somewhere better to be, that there’s someone better to be—we will never relax with where we are or who we are.” ― Pema Chödrön, When Things Fall Apart: Heart Advice for Difficult

687. “I have probably been very close to a complete breakdown on numerous occasions when all sorts of grief and sort of lies and misconceptions and everything are coming to you from every angle.” —Prince Harry

688. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.” – Linda Sunshine

689. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” Cassandra Duffy

690. Thanks for being an incredible mother and role model to me during my childhood. I am so thankful to have your support and guidance as I navigate through life. Happy Mother’s Day!

691. “What is Christmas? It is the tenderness of the past, courage for the present, and hope for the future." ―Agnes M. Pahro

692. “It is easier to tell a person what life is not, rather than to tell them what it is. A child understands weeds that grow from lack of attention, in a garden. However, it is hard to explain the wild flowers that one gardener calls weeds, and another considers beautiful ground cover.”

693. “Honestly, sometimes I still think I have to deal with [postpartum depression]. I think people need to talk about it more because it’s almost like the fourth trimester, it’s part of the pregnancy. I remember one day, I couldn’t find Olympia’s bottle and I got so upset I started crying... because I wanted to be perfect for her.” — Harper’s Bazaar UK, May 2018

694. “Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days, that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!” – The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens

695. “Wishing a very Happy Friendship Day to my friend. You are the brightness to my smile, you are the light in the dark, you are the hope when I am lost.”

696. “Good morning, lover. I hope my love will warm your heart as much as you've warmed mine.”

697. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

698. “Only when our greatest love is God, a love that we cannot lose even in death, can we face all things with peace. Grief was not to be eliminated but seasoned and buoyed up with love and hope.” -John Piper

699. “Every child deserves a champion—an adult who will never give up on them, who understands the power of connection and insists that they become the best that they can possibly be.” –Rita Pierson

700. “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde

701. “When you come out of the grips of a depression there is an incredible relief, but not one you feel allowed to celebrate. Instead, the feeling of victory is replaced with anxiety that it will happen again, and with shame and vulnerability when you see how your illness affected your family, your work, everything left untouched while you struggled to survive. We come back to life thinner, paler, weaker … but as survivors. Survivors who don’t get pats on the back from coworkers who congratulate them on making it. Survivors who wake to more work than before because their friends and family are exhausted from helping them fight a battle they may not even understand. I hope to one day see a sea of people all wearing silver ribbons as a sign that they understand the secret battle, and as a celebration of the victories made each day as we individually pull ourselves up out of our foxholes to see our scars heal, and to remember what the sun looks like.” ― Jenny Lawson

702. If you are part of Christ’s own body, your sins evoke his deepest heart, his compassion and pity. He “takes part with you”—that is, he’s on your side. He sides with you against your sin, not against you because of your sin. He hates sin. But he loves you. We understand this, says Goodwin, when we consider the hatred a father has against a terrible disease afflicting his child—the father hates the disease while loving the child. Indeed, at some level the presence of the disease draws out his heart to his child all the more.

703. The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

704. “You don’t know what unconditional love is. You may say you do, but if you don’t have a child, you don’t know what that is. But when you experience it, it is the most fulfilling ever.” – Regina King

705. “The most profound thing we can offer our children is our own healing.”

706. “Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.” -Unknown

707. “The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.” ~ Richard Paul Evans

708. Don't be afraid. Be focused. Be determined. Be hopeful. Be empowered. —Michelle Obama

709. “There was a pause, then more words appeared—words I hadn’t known I needed to hear, but once I saw them, I realized I’d been searching my whole life for them. *You were my child. I should have protected you.*

710. “Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” – Maya Angelou

711. Happy Birthday my love. You make this world a better place just by being in it and I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are! We love you to the moon and back!

712. “If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I’d have had them first.” — Lois Wyse

713. “Losing a child means carrying an almost unbearable grief, experienced by many but talked about by few.” — Meghan Markle

714. “Time is no longer endless or the horizon destitute of hope.” – Charles Lindbergh

715. “Happy Birthday. To My little brother! I feel very lucky to have shared my childhood with a brother as special as you. Thank you for all the great memories! I look forward to making more. Have a wonderful birthday.”

716. Happy birthday to the most special person in my life! You mean everything to me and I hope you know that. Have a birthday that is as happy as you make me feel every day.

717. I hope thistle show you how much I love you!

718. “CALVIN:221. “Christmas is the happiness that lights our children’s eyes. Christmas is a song of bells ringing through the skies. Christmas is a time of peace, of contentment deep within, a time of love and silent hope that years will never dim.” — Sherrill Thompson

719. “A mother understands what a child does not say.”—A Jewish proverb

720. “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.” —@Debihope, Twitter

721. I hope this Christmas is so merry you talk about it for years to come.

722. “Tuesday always lasts longer than we would want to. On one side, it is a day dedicated to work and productivity, and on the other side, it is too far from the weekend for us to feel even a tiny glimpse of hope about the possibility of having something exciting happen.” - Unknown

723. "There will be so many times you feel like you failed. But in the eyes, ears and mind of your child, you are a SUPER MOM." – Stephanie Precourt

724. “The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children.” – Jessica Lange

725. “We’ve only just begun to discover each other’s deepest desires and dreams. It excites me beyond belief to know there is more bliss I could ever hope to understand.” – Calin

726. "No baby, you didn’t hurt me. You wrecked me. Know the difference.” – J.A. Anum

727. "If there is one thing I would teach a child, above all else, it is to be able to imagine himself into the flesh of other people: to realize his mother’s weariness, his father’s anxieties, his little brother’s lonely fears, and to give of himself generously to ease their burdens. A child who has learned to be consistently generous will become a generous adult, much loved and therefore truly successful.” —I.A.R. Wylie (June 1954)

728. “Being a mother and grandmother is the best of the best in my life. My grandchildren multiply the joy my daughters bring me.” – Alexandra Stoddard

729. “A person can do incredible things if he or she has enough hope.” ~ Shannon K. Butcher

730. “A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.”

731. Happy Birthday to one of the greatest gifts in life. I hope you have delicious cake and get the best presents. I love you.

732. “Therapists and educators have traditionally tried to suppress or modulate a child’s special interest, or use it as a tool for behavior modification: Keep your hands still and stop flapping, and you will get to watch a Star Wars clip; complete your homework or no Harry Potter. But what if these obsessions themselves can be turned into pathways to growth? What if these intellectual cul-de-sacs can open up worlds?” – Scientific American article talking about the documentary Life, Animated

733. “Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other – it doesn’t matter who it is – and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.” – Mother Teresa

734. “What good’s a car? It can’t grow cotton. You can’t build a home on it. And you can’t raise four fine babies in it.”

735. “I am feeling a little sad that I didn’t get to say hello to you this morning. I hope you have a great day. Be ready as soon as I reach home I will take you out to an amazing place.”

736. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. Where there’s life, there’s hope. – Stephen Hawking

737. “Are not you amazed sometimes that you should have so much as a hope, that, poor and needy as you are, the Lord thinks of you? But let not all you feel discourage you. For if our Physician is almighty, our disease cannot be desperate and if He casts none out that come to Him, why should you fear? Our sins are many, but His mercies are more: our sins are great, but His righteousness is greater: we are weak, but He is power. Most of our complaints are owing to unbelief, and the remainder of a legal spirit.2”

738. “Please do not disturb, I’m sleeping…. and even if I’m awake I probably don’t want to see you.”

739. “A teacher nourishes the soul of a child for a lifetime.”- Unknown

740. Good morning! I hope your weekend starts off great. Relax, have a good breakfast and enjoy these two days of rest.555. “Each morning the sun says “Shine like me”

741. “The beach to me is a sacred zone between the earth and the sea, one of those in-between between places where transitions can be experienced – where endings can be mourned and beginnings birthed. A walk along the beach offers the gift of the unexpected.” – Joan Anderson

742. It is a wise father that knows his own child.

743. Mostly it is loss which teaches us about the worth of things. – Arthur Schopenhauer

744. "We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

745. “I’m moving on. I should have made that clear when I made the announcement. I guess I wasn’t clear. If people think you’re leaving a show after all these years, you might be retiring. So I understand where they’re coming from, but I should have impressed the fact that I hope I’m just moving on right now.”- Regis Philbin

746. “This is what we know, when you tell us of your fondest hopes and dreams for us: that your greatest wish is that one day we will cease to be, and strangers you can love will move in behind our faces.” ~ Jim Sinclair

747. “In fact, for those of us who follow Jesus, we choose, of our own free will, to place ourselves under external authority-that of God himself, as mediated through Scripture, and, to a degree, our church. We do this because we believe authority is not inherently oppressive but, similar to parenting for children, a training ground for us to learn how to master our flesh and grow into people of love. Through trusted sources of authority, we get access to reality. And when authority is used well, with wisdom and compassion, we grow and mature into the kind of people who live in congruence with reality and, as a result, have the capacity to handle even more freedom.” P. 140-141

748. "Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever.” ―Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted

749. “If we could say, ‘We are respectful and courteous in our dealing with children, we treat them as we should like to be treated ourselves,’ we should have mastered a great educational principle and be setting an example of good education. ” Maria Montessori

750. I live each day full of gratitude, and that's good for my children. - Sophie B. Hawkins

751. “People wish to be settled; only as far as they are unsettled is there any hope for them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

752. “I hope you’ve been happy since you lost me because I’ve been. There’ll never be an us, and I hope you got all you wanted from me while you still had me.” – Unknown

753. “Christian brotherhood is not an ideal which we must realize; it is rather a reality created by God in Christ in which we may participate. The more clearly we learn to recognize that the ground and strength and promise of all our fellowship is in Jesus Christ alone, the more serenely shall we think of our fellowship and pray and hope for it.”

754. “What my sister needed was not people urging her, as so many did, to get pregnant again as soon as possible, but acknowledgment of her loss and the violence that she experienced in that loss. She needed to know that this was not a failure or that she was a bad mother. She needed to be allowed to be not only sad but also, in her grief, to be angry.” – Soraya Chemaly

755. “A great father makes sure that his children grow up well. But a great dad makes memories that his children will carry within their hearts long after he’s gone,. . and pass them. on to the coming generations.”. —. unknown

756. I have no greater joy than to hear that my children are walking in the truth. 3 John 1:4

757. A mother can use this birthday message to her son on his special day to let him know that she hopes his birthday is as sweet as he is.

758. Let us hold fast the confession of our hope without wavering, for He who promised is faithful. — Hebrews 10:23

759. Good morning baby, I hope you slept like a queen that you are. Have a great day, I love you lots.588. “Let your most beautiful dream will become a reality. Good morning, beautiful.”589. I really hate waking up early. But if we’d sleep together every night, I would surely become a morning person.590. “Hey sweetheart! Guess where I am right now? I am sitting in your favorite coffee shop and remembering all those mornings when I shared a coffee with you. Good morning.”

760. "A leader is a dealer in hope."— Napoleon Bonaparte

761. "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.” — Albert Einstein

762. “Happiness is your baby’s first toothless smile.” – Unknown

763. "I would have given anything to keep her little. They outgrow us so much faster than we outgrow them. Brian Fitzgerald, talking about his children.” ― Jodi Picoult

764. “Good night my dearest love and have pleasant dreams. Here’s to the hope that tomorrow will be as sunny and bright as you are.” – Unknown

765. Before going through my daily activities every day, I create time to stare at your pictures and it gives me hope that I have you as my guardian angel. You are deeply missed, dad.

766. Birthdays are like moths, they’re attracted to the light. But you don’t need a birthday cake to shine bright! I hope your birthday is as amazing as you!

767. He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything. – Thomas Carlyle

768. "We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon.” — Franklin D. Roosevelt

769. “It's being here now that's important. There's no past and there's no future. Time is a very misleading thing. All there is ever, is the now. We can gain experience from the past, but we can't relive it; and we can hope for the future, but we don't know if there is one.” – George Harrison

770. I am sure that our child will grow into a wonderful human being like you. Happy Father’s Day.

771. I hope you wake up this morning with the same smile on your face that I will have on mine all day just thinking of you.

772. “I hope you realize that every day is a fresh start for you. That every sunrise is a new chapter in your life waiting to be written.”― Juansen Dizon

773. “Therefore, since we have been made righteous through his faithfulness, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ. We have access by faith into this grace in which we stand through him, and we boast in the hope of God’s glory.”

774. A girl's father is the first man in her life, and probably the most influential.

775. God knew what he was doing when he brought you into my life. I hope you have the best birthday ever! You deserve it my dear!

776. "It is surely a good morning knowing that you are in my life. I love you babe. Good morning!”

777. I often10. “A father’s love is forever imprinted on his child’s heart.” ~ Jennifer Williamson

778. "Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but Thursday’s child has far to go.”

779. "Lucky is the woman whose first child is a daughter.” — Prophet Mohammed

780. “If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”

781. Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.

782. A woman wearing a head wrap looks toward the camera and smiles with hope.

783. “Where there is no vision, there is no hope.” ~ George Washington Carver

784. As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. – Lao Tzu

785. "In 100 years from now it won’t matter what kind of clothes I wore, the type of car I drove, what house I lived in, or even how much money I had in the bank. But the world may be a little better because of the child I raised.” —Anonymous

786. Birthdays are like ghosts, they’re always haunting you. But I know that you can handle it because you’re amazing! I hope your birthday is as delightful as you!

787. “Christmas is all about love, family, and children. It doesn’t matter what we eat or what presents we get as long as the holidays are spent with loved ones.” – Unknown

788. “You are the reason I can be happy even when I am sad and smile even when I cry. Good morning.“272. I’ve made a reconciliation that I want nobody else but you. I’m so in love with you and I hope you know that I want to stay with you and kiss you Good Morning for the rest of my life. I love you, baby!.

789. "The mind can be like a small child who just needs reassurance that things will be dealt with and looked after. That’s all it needs to let go of these mental worries.” ― Barry McDonagh

790. “Ego is probably one of the biggest poisons we can have – it’s toxic to any environment.”– Jonny Kim

791. "Mama, you taught me to do the right things. So now you have to let your baby fly. You’ve given me everything that I will need to make it through this crazy thing called life.” — Carrie Underwood,"Mama’s Song”

792. Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1 (NKJV)

793. "There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.” — Bernard Williams

794. “From the bottom of my heart, I thank you, and appreciate all you have done. Your generosity has given me new hope!” – Catherine Pulsifer

795. “Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.” ― Erma Bombeck

796. “Never give up. Have hope. Expect only the best from life and take action to get it.” – Catherine Pulsifer

797. “I hope you know that every time I tell you to get home safe, stay warm, have a good day or sleep well what I’m really saying is I love you. I love you so damn much that it’s starting to steal other words’ meanings.” – Unknown

798. I ain’t really hop off the porch ’til a nigga got older. But I been on the block since a child.

799. “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. ” — Bill Dodds

800. “It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.” – Frederick Douglass