100 Best Swag Captions For Instagram (2023)

1. “You need to be ‘odd’ to become number ‘one’.”

2. “Legends don’t die… I am a living example!”

3. The best way to predict the future is to create it

4. “Things won’t get better unless you think better.”

5. “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” - Theodore Roosevelt

6. “I am that magical wind that can turn into a storm when broken.”

7. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright

8. “I’m just sayin’ you could do better.” – Drake

9. “A man who is a master of patience is a master of everything else.”

10. “You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.” - Zig Ziglar

11. “I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.”

12. Don’t be afraid to be different

13. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” - Robert Frost

14. “Be yourself, and you can be anything.”

15. “Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.”- Albert Einstein

16. “Attitude is like a wristwatch. Every watch shows a different time than others and everyone thinks his watch is showing the right time.”

17. “Proof that I’m better at selfies than you.”

18. “Throw me to the wolves and I will return as the leader of the pack.”

19. “I tried to be like you, but my personality didn’t like it.”

20. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

21. “Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.” — Matt Cameron

22. Be the best version of yourself

23. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.”

24. “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal” – Paulo Coelho

25. “I’m a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.”

26. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle

27. “You’re like a million miles too close.” – The Jonas Brothers

28. “It’s been said that good things take time. That is why I am often late.”

29. “Your attitude, not your aptitude, determines your altitude.”- Zig Ziglar

30. “Life is your seesaw. You may not stay balanced long, but you can aim for a high after every low.” — Sanita Belgrave

31. “Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” - Dalai Lama

32. Confidence is the best outfit. Rock it and own it.

33. “Never whine, never complain, never try to justify yourself.” – Robert Greene

34. “It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

35. “You can’t spell awesome without ME.”

36. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

37. “I am who I am today because of the choice I made yesterday.”

38. “I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”

39. “Every day, it’s important to ask and answer these questions: “What’s good in my life?” and “What needs to be done?” – Nathaniel Branden

40. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe

41. “The best way to predict your future is to create it.” - Abraham Lincoln

42. “It’s not my style to simply blend in. I was born to be noticed.”

43. “You’re way too short to get on this ride.” – Shawn Mendes

44. “It’s fine if you don’t care for me. Quality does not come naturally to everyone.”

45. “What others think of me is none of my business.”

46. “When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work.”

47. “All men are the same so just pick the richest one.”

48. “If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” Maya Angelou

49. “I never insult people I only tell them what they are.”

50. “If you treat me like a joke, I’ll make you wish it was funny.”

51. “Attitudes have the power to lift us up or tear us down.”

52. “I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.”

53. “Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.” – Rumi

54. “Nobody really likes us except for us” – Drake

55. “The only disability in life is a bad attitude.” – Scott Hamilton

56. “If you have even one percent doubt on me, then I am not for you.”– Unknown

57. “I can’t change my personality. I’ll always smile, but I’ll be more focused.”

58. “Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.”

59. “Attitude is everything, so pick a good one.”- Wayne Dyer

60. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

61. There is no substitute for hard work

62. “To not impress, I was born to be accurate.”

63. “You’re effectively erased from my existence if I delete your phone number.”

64. “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” — Meghan Trainor (Me Too)

65. “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.” – Unknown

66. “I never lose. I either win or learn.”

67. “Sound travels slower than light. This is why, until they speak, some people appear bright.”

68. “The mirror reflects all objects without being sullied.” — Confucius

69. “I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.”

70. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” - Steve Jobs

71. “Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” – Unknown

72. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Oscar Wilde

73. Be a man of substance, not just a pretty face

74. “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.” - Winston Churchill

75. “Don’t blame me, I was born awesome.”

76. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon

77. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe

78. “Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” – Anthony Bourdain

79. “What they call you is one thing. What you answer to is something else.” – Lucille Clifton

80. “Winner don’t do different things they do things differently.”– Shiv Khera

81. “You’ll typically find a warm welcome at my door, so feel free to leave.”

82. “I’m a reasonable person who makes foolish decisions.”

83. “It appears impossible until you get the hang of it.”

84. “Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.” – Fall Out Boy

85. “Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.” – Benjamin Disraeli

86. “The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.”

87. “Allowing your excuse to define you is a mistake.”

88. “Acting is magical. Change your look and your attitude, and you can be anyone.”– Alicia Witt

89. A gentleman is one who can play the game, but doesn’t have to

90. “Genius by birth, evil by choice.”

91. “You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.”

92. “Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in the mirror.” — Khalil Gibran

93. “Mirrors can’t speak or laugh, which is fortunate for you.”

94. “Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.”

95. Your only limit is the amount of willingness that you exhibit

96. “Swag is something you’re born with, not something you can buy.”

97. Don’t be afraid to be yourself

98. “Building a positive attitude begins with having confidence in yourself.” — Roger Fritz

99. “Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?” — Pablo Picasso

100. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” – Oscar Wilde

101. “I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category.” – HOV Lane

102. “Lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at you.”

103. “A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you won’t get anywhere till you change it.”

104. “Life carries on, whether you’re there or not.”

105. Class is wh en you have the power to say no

106. “It’s not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.”- Epictetus

107. “Born to express not to impress.”

108. “A gentleman knows his actions carry more weight than any words spoken.”

109. “A positive attitude is a person’s passport to a better tomorrow.” — Jeff Keller

110. “Don’t change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.”

111. “I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.”

112. “Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”- Winston Churchill

113. “Remember when you were better than me? Ya neither I do.”

114. “It was once again in my domain!”

115. “I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.”

116. “I play LIFE like a pro!”

117. “I learned, when I look in the mirror and tell my story, that I should be myself and not peep whatever everybody is doing.” — Kendrick Lamar

118. “I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.”

119. “Remembrance is not the one who comes in “alone”, remembering is the one who comes in “gathering” and does it “alone”.

120. “I am the king because I know how to rule.”– Priyanshu Singh

121. “Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.”- Richard Bach

122. Success is the best revenge

123. “Love” is “stupid” and the intelligent remain “single”.

124. “The weak make others feel inferior. The strong make others feel equal.” – Maxime Lagacé

125. “Be the most straightforward version of yourself.”

126. “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt

127. “I’m a warrior, not a worrier.”

128. “It’s cool to be different and just be who you are and shock people in a good way.”

129. “Everyone appears normal until you learn more about them.”

130. “Be smart, but never show it.”

131. “Who I’m becoming is all I’ve ever wanted to be.”

132. “The more I find myself, the more people I lose.”

133. “Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.”- Helen Keller

134. “Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.”- Ralph Marston

135. “Kids call it swag, men call it class.”

136. “Don’t be busy, be productive.”

137. “Make lemonade when life offers you lemons.”

138. “The ultimate expression of attitude is self-control.”

139. “Life is a journey, not a destination.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

140. “Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.”

141. “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”

142. “Know yourself, know your worth.” – Drake

143. “Judge me when you are perfect.”

144. “Find your patience before I lose mine.”

145. “I like the sound you make when you stop talking.”

146. You can’t put a limit on how much you can improve and how much you can do