127 Best Princess Jasmine Quotes: Plus More Aladdin Quotes (Tumblr)

1. “How dare you. All of you. Standing around deciding my future. I am not a prize to be won.” — Jasmine

2. “It’s all so magical.” — Jasmine

3. “Unhand him! By order of the princess.” — Jasmine

4. “From naive, lonely princess to winner of hearts and minds less than a month, Jasmine managed to make people feel at ease with her while still maintaining her rule as leader.”

5. “Him! I choose … I choose you, Aladdin.” — Jasmine

6. “And Jasmine, royal princess and daughter of the sultan..." the little old religious man trailed off, confused. "I'm sorry, daughter. I don't remember all of your names. Rose of Agrabah? Twice Great-Granddaughter of Elisheba the Wise?"

7. “If I do marry, I want it to be for love.” — Jasmine

8. “Your beard is so … twisted.” — Jasmine

9. “Oh father, Rajah was just playing with him!” — Jasmine

10. “I’m a fast learner.” — Jasmine

11. “I’m sorry, Rajah, but I can’t stay here and have my life lived for me.” — Jasmine

12. “Made you look!” — Genie

13. “My life is but to serve you, my lord.” — Jafar

14. - Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself.

15. “Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, GREAT!” — Genie

16. “Trouble? No way. You’re only in trouble if you get caught.” — Aladdin

17. “I made you look like a Prince on the outside, but I didn’t change anything on the inside. Prince Ali got you to the door, but Aladdin has to open it.” – Aladdin

18. “That fez and vest combo is much too third century.” — Genie

19. “Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!” – Aladdin

20. “OH, does this feel good! Oh! I’m free! I’m free at last! I’m hitting the road! I’m off to see the world!” – Aladdin

21. “Jafar, JAFAR! Get a grip! Good grip.” — Iago

22. “Trouble? No way, you’re only in trouble if you get caught.” – Aladdin

23. “To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump and his chump daughter for the rest of our life!” — Iago

24. “You should see these places. I mean there’s a whole world outside of books and maps.” – Aladdin

25. “I’m free. I’m free! Quick, wish for something outrageous, say, ‘I want the Nile.’ Wish for the Nile, try that.” — Genie

26. “No. She wasn't happy spending her days reading about other people living their lives to the fullest, sultans risking it all for their people. She wanted to be living those things herself, doing them herself.”

27. “Oh! All of ya! Come over here, big group hug! Group hug! Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? Ooh, hairball!” — Genie

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30. “You’re only a fool if you give up, boy.” – Aladdin

31. “Be specific with your words. The deal is in the detail.” – Aladdin

32. “I love the way your foul little mind works!” — Jafar

33. “Sometimes, Princess, sometimes you just have to take a risk.” – Aladdin

34. “Like so many things, it is not what’s outside, but what is inside that counts.” – Aladdin

35. “If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners!” — Aladdin

36. “Look at this! I’m so ticked off that I’m molting!” — Iago

37. “You remember my mother used to say, “We would only ever be as happy as our least happy subject.” If she saw what I saw today, she would be heartbroken.” – Aladdin

38. “Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!” — Genie

39. - Just leave me alone.

40. “You have got to be more confident about what you have to offer.” – Aladdin

41. “Oh, there’s a big surprise! I think I’m… ooh… I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from NOT surprise!” – Aladdin

42. “You got a problem, pinky?” — Iago

43. “I’m sorry, Rajah, but I can’t stay here and have my life lived for me.” – Aladdin

44. “She was the royal princess. She had to start acting like one. She had to stop talking about being trapped, about being handed over from one man to another. She had to start acting.

45. “He looked around for a plank he could lay down between the rooftops for her to walk across.

46. “Let’s make some magic!” — Genie

47. - A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh.

48. “I can’t take it anymore! If I gotta choke down one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers—BAM! WHACK!” — Iago

49. “If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners!” – Aladdin

50. “I have servants who go to the marketplace for me. Why, I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn’t have been me you met.” — Aladdin

51. “You can’t find what you’re looking for in that lamp, Jafar. I tried and failed, and so will you.” – Aladdin

52. “This is not done yet, boy!” — Jafar

53. “Well, there’s this girl …” — Aladdin

54. “Maps are how I see the world.” – Aladdin

55. “Master, I don’t think you quite realize what you got here. So, why don’t you just ruminate while I illuminate the possibilities.” — Genie

56. “Only one may enter. I must find this one, this… diamond in the rough.” – Jafar

57. “Provisos? You mean, limitations on wishes? Some all-powerful genie. He can’t even bring people back from the dead. I don’t know, Abu. He probably can’t even get us outta this cave. Looks like we’re gonna hafta find a way outta here.” — Aladdin

58. “Your father has charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. That boy was a criminal.” — Jafar

59. “Things aren’t always what they seem.” – Aladdin

60. - No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance.

61. “Do you trust me?” — Aladdin

62. “Al, you’re not going to find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I’ve looked.” — Genie

63. “I’m history, no, I’m mythology, no, I don’t care what I am—I’m free!” — Genie

64. “Tell her the TRUTH!” — Genie

65. “Who disturbs my slumber?” — Cave of Wonders

66. “Rick ’em, rack ’em, rock ’em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!” — Genie

67. “So Jafar knows I'm in the city- he probably already knew that. He doesn't know where I'll be next. Because... I never stay still. I never sleep in the same place twice. I move like the wind and the shadows. I am sheltered by the good and faithful all over Agrabah, in every neighborhood.

68. “Trust me, my pungent friend, you’ll get what’s coming to you.” — Jafar

69. ― Liz Braswell, A Whole New World

70. “I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers—BAM! WHACK!”

71. “Trouble? No way, you’re only in trouble if you get caught.” — Aladdin

72. “Can we get outside?" he asked Jasmine in a gasp.

73. “The ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated … Genie of the lamp!"

74. “Hey, I’m a street rat, remember? I’ll improvise.” — Aladdin

75. …And don't come back!

76. “Yo, Rug man! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.” — Genie

77. “For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right.” — Aladdin

78. “Fine, I understand. After all, you’ve lied to everyone else, I was beginning to feel left out.” — Genie

79. “I’m not worthless … And I don’t have fleas!” — Aladdin

80. “You aren’t just some prize to be won. You should be free to make your own choice.” — Aladdin

81. “I can’t take it anymore! If I gotta choke down one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers—BAM! WHACK!” – Aladdin

82. “Yes, oh mighty evil one!” — Iago

83. “Ecstatic.” — Jafar

84. - Who's there?

85. “You aren’t just some prize to be won. You should be free to make your own choice.” – Aladdin

86. “Touch nothing but the lamp.” — Cave of Wonders

87. - Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.

88. “Wait, wait a minute. I’m… your master?” — Aladdin

89. “Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord.” — Jafar

90. “Jasmine, I do love you, but I gotta stop pretending to be something I’m not.” — Aladdin

91. “A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew, but when I’m way up here, it’s crystal clear that now I’m in a whole new world with you.” – Aladdin

92. “All this for a loaf of bread?” — Aladdin

93. “This is not done yet, boy!” – Jafar“The power! The absolute power!” — Jafar

94. “Agrabah is yours."

95. “The diamond in the rough!” — Cave of Wonders

96. “I can’t believe it! I just don’t believe it! We’re never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I’m so ticked off that I’m molting.” — Iago

97. “Well, am I sultan, or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy.” — Sultan

98. “What if YOU were the chump husband?” — Iago

99. “She deserves a prince.” — Aladdin

100. “Phenomenal cosmic powers … Itty bitty living space.” — Genie

101. “What would you wish for?” — Aladdin

102. “Genie, you’re free!” — Aladdin

103. - I do not want to see you.

104. “She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.” — Aladdin

105. “But oh, to be free. Not have to go poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? But to be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.” – Aladdin

106. “The idea has merit.” — Jafar

107. “Here’s the thing about wishes. The more you have, the more you want.” – Aladdin

108. “Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord.” – Aladdin

109. “Without you, I’m just Aladdin.” — Aladdin

110. - Like a prince.

111. “People don’t see the real you when you’re royalty.” – Aladdin

112. “Excuse me. Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? & all of a sudden you’re gonna walk out on me? I don’t think so. Not right now! You’re getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN!” – Aladdin

113. “The law is wrong.” — Jasmin

114. “Uh oh.”115. “Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We’ll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.” — Aladdin

116. “The ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated … Genie of the lamp!” — Genie

117. “Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.” — Genie

118. - It's me, Prince Ali. Prince Ali Ababwa.

119. “You, uh, you don’t want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace, see the world.” — Aladdin

120. “Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man, if he can’t do it then GREAT!” — Genie

121. “Uh oh.” — Abu

122. “The power! The absolute power!” — Jafar

123. “But oh, to be free. Not have to go poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? But to be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.” — Genie

124. - Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.

125. - How do I look?

126. “But remember, bee yourself.” — Genie

127. “You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!” — Cave of Wonders