241 Best Peanut Butter Quotes And Instagram Captions (2023)

1. "The Universe Is A Cruel, Uncaring Void."

2. Peanut butter addict

3. Two peanuts walked away from a bar

4. “Happiness is a spoonful of peanut butter. Happy Peanut Butter Day!”

5. I am a crunchy kind of guy

6. “ Red pepper is the theme, but there's no sign of it in the noodles or broth.

7. "No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut."

8. Mr. Peanutbutter 's quote, "Everybody deserves to be loved,"

9. "Did I miss something funny? I LOVE funny things."

10. “By the time Herman appears at six thirty, I've done a double batch of my version of an upgraded pinwheel, making a homemade honey oat graham cookie base, a piped swirl of soft vanilla honey marshmallow cream, and a covering of dark chocolate mixed with tiny, crunchy Japanese rice pearls. I've made a test batch of a riff on a Nutter Butter, two thin, crisp peanut butter cookies with a layer of peanut butter cream sandwiched between them. My dad always loved Nutter Butters; he could sit in his office for hours working on briefs, eating them one after another. I figured he would be my best taster, so might as well try them and bring some with me later today. And I've just pulled a new brownie out of the oven: a deep, dark chocolate base with a praline pecan topping, sort of a marriage of brownie and that crispy top layer of a good pecan pie.”

11. “In case of an earthquake, Jelly is very fun to watch.” – unknown

12. “My favorite dish is…Poulet a la Dakatine and is made from chicken, peanut butter, and spinach.” – Jo-Wilfried Tsonga

13. ” I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or healthy cereal.” – Natalie Morales

14. “For a movie to work, all the bread has to fall jelly side up.” – Jon Favreau

15. "He's probably just razzin' ya. But he's a good dog. All bark, no bite. Oh, sorry! That's a Labrador expression. I guess in human terms it would be: he's all talk, no shooting you with an assault rifle."

16. “’When did you know that you had fully become an American?’ And I say, ‘The day I realized I loved peanut butter’’” – Ana Navar

17. “But the one piece of this dish that plays the biggest role of all... is this wrapping around the chicken breast... the Croûte!"

18. Peanut butter is the glue that holds my life together

19. “Peanut butter is the glue that holds my life together.”

20. Peanut butter lover

21. “You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"

22. Fueled by peanut butter

23. A jar of peanut butter a day keeps the doctor away

24. Peanut butter is my favorite food group

25. Anyone else in the mood for peanut butter?

26. “If you love peanut butter pie, you are either Dolly Parton or someone who loves her.”

27. "I Love You"

28. "That's gotta be sooo spicy!

29. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy peanut butter and that’s basically the same thing

30. There is nothing peanut butter can’t fix

31. “You must be peanut butter because my legs feel like jelly.” – unknown

32. Spread it on really thick

33. Peanut butter love

34. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly

35. “Talents: eating peanut butter. Happy National Peanut Butter Day!”

36. “I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.” – Iggy Pop

37. “What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. “ – Dianne Wiest

38. What do peanuts wear on their feet?

39. “If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.” – Bill Watterson

40. Peanut butter is the glue holding me together

41. "I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."

42. “Jello! It’s me,” the jelly introduced himself.

43. “Jellies are to cold cookery what consommes and stock are to hot.” – Auguste Escoffier

44. “Enemy giants moved toward the breach, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths—probably “For Poseidon!”—but with his mouth was full of peanut butter it sounded like, “PUH PTEH BUN!” His brethren all grabbed hammers and chisels, yelled, “PEANUT BUTTER!” and charged behind Tyson into battle.”

45. Don’t eat the shells

46. “I fail to see why you did not understand that groceryman, he did not call it "ground ground nuts," he called it "ground ground-nuts" which is the only really SENSible thing to call it. Peanuts grow in the GROUND and are therefore GROUND-nuts, and after you take them out of the ground you grind them up and you have ground ground-nuts, which is a much more accurate name than peanut butter, you just don't understand English.”

47. Peanut butter guru

48. “Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.”

49. “Happiness is a spoonful of peanut butter.”

50. "Why does it suddenly matter what I want?", he asks her. He is a typical codependent. In love, he lives to serve his partner.

51. Creamy and crunchy goodness

52. Peanut butter: the only reason to buy bread

53. Peanut butter life

54. “Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.”

55. “Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.” – Norman Reedus

56. “Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.” – Jase Robertson

57. Relationship status: peanut butter

58. “We stopped on the way back to the suite after our wedding reception so I could pick up a jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread. I’m not a real exciting guy.” – Howie Long

59. “Peanut butter to the rescue!”

60. Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly

61. Fueled by PB&J

62. “My diet instead revolved around ice cream, chocolate, peanut butter and jelly eaten with a spoon, pick-n-mix, and lots of cereal and pasta.” – Ella Woodward

63. Without peanut butter, I might starve

64. "It's harissa, a seasoning blend said to have originated in Northern Africa. The ingredients generally include paprika, caraway seeds, lemon juice and garlic, among other things.

65. Peanut butter is my jam!

66. “She don't cook mashed potatoes,

67. "Doggy Doggy What Now?"

68. “I run better with peanut butter.”

69. “I was making yeasted jelly donuts, and I was so nervous that I fried them, unblinking, with a pounding heart and sweaty palms.” – Claire Saffitz

70. “Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of peanut butter.”

71. A day without peanut butter is a day without smiles

72. “That’s too much peanut butter,” said no one ever.”

73. “There's an entirely new world opening up for you right now. A dangerous and occasionally sickening and cruel world, but a world filled with Cajun bounty hunters and lively conversation about peanut butter.” “You do make it sound so glamorous, what with the peanut butter and all.”

74. “I often eat Skippy’s Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon.” – Willie Geist

75. Sometimes you just need a giant spoon of peanut butter

76. A spoonful of peanut butter makes the medicine go down

77. “I just want to play with my dog and eat peanut butter.”

78. "An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed."

79. You got peanut butter in my chocolate

80. Spread love as thick as you would peanut butter

81. I can’t get out of bed: send peanut butter

82. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t

83. “When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.” – Lisa Rinna

84. In case of emergency, feed me peanut butter

85. “There are so many things in life to make you happy. The sound of a child laughing, a rainbow, or a friend losing a ton of weight; and giving away their Lululemon pants that are too big for them now.”

86. “He’s more open for a jar of peanut butter than my purse.”

87. Spread joy

88. “It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts.”

89. Talents: eating peanut butter

90. "Hoooo!Thanks to the mellow, full-bodied and ever-so-slight astringency of that mountain of peanuts he infused into the broth...

91. "Why Does It Suddenly Matter What I Want?"

92. “Will squat for peanut butter.”

93. “I love jelly gummy lollies, liquorice, ice-cream and I eat my own ice-cream; I take it home from work.” – Adriano Zumbo

94. Nutty for peanut butter

95. "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"

96. "All I Ever Wanted Was To Be Your Friend, And You Treat Me Like A Big Joke."

97. “The key to doing eight shows a week is maintaining your energy. A big breakfast is the best way to make that happen. I add a side of fresh fruit with yogurt and peanut butter toast.” – Rory O’Malley

98. “Peanut butter is the breakfast of champions. Happy National Peanut Butter Day!”

99. Peanut buttery goodness

100. “In a dream world, the bread is super soft, like the Wonder Bread of my childhood, and the sandwich will have crunchy peanut butter, strawberry jam, and a cup of cold milk to go with it.” – Shaun King

101. “Man cannot live by bread alone. He must have peanut butter too.”

102. “I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.” – Jack Black

103. “Dishes are set before him: grilled pheasant and pomegranate salad; the haggis, neeps, and tatties soup; a savory doughnut stuffed with fresh crabmeat; lemon, zucchini, and Anster cheese soufflé; a slab of moist sourdough bread with a pot of freshly made crowdie and preserved lemons to spread on top; and, of course, the pudding.

104. “Before they had crunchy peanut butter, I would put peanuts in the creamy peanut butter.” – Jim Harbaugh

105. “Who doesn't eat peanut butter? It's the perfect food.” He shuddered. “Even to make up for all the things I've done wrong, I don't think ...

106. ” · “Peanut butter is the glue that holds my life together. ” · “Happiness is a

107. Live, love, peanut butter

108. “That’s too much peanut butter” said no one ever

109. The original peanut gallery

110. There is nothing that peanut butter can’t fix

111. “If I never had another meal, I wouldn’t care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.” – Gene Simmons

112. I’d take my clothes off for peanut butter

113. “That’s un-American.”

114. “Jellies are so responsible. At least they try to retrieve their originality.” – Khushi Chauchan

115. Peanut butter: the glue that holds my life together

116. Peanut butter and bacon because bacon goes with everything

117. I had a hard time opening a package of peanuts for my daughter

118. “I thoroughly enjoy eating this peanut butter. And I thoroughly enjoy meeting you all.”

119. “Jelly is my jam” – unknown

120. “Peanut butter: the glue that holds my life together.”

121. “Spread love as thick as you would peanut butter. Happy National Peanut Butter Day!”

122. "You are correct. Therein lies the greatest secret of my dish.

123. “Dear, Jelly. It’s time. Love, Peanut Butter.” – unknown

124. “I’m not certain I am American,” he pointed out.

125. “You’re amazing in bread,” said the jelly to the peanut butter.

126. “3 things in your emergency kit: duct tape, a spoon, and peanut butter.”

127. “Man can’t live on bread alone. He must also have peanut butter.”

128. You can spread jelly on the peanut butter, but you can’t spread peanut butter on the jelly

129. "He's All Talk, No Shooting You With An Assault Rifle.”

130. “A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”- Billy Joel

131. What do you get when you leave your lunch in the locker too long?

132. Peanut Butter Junkie

133. It isn’t a real sandwich without the jelly

134. "Now, even with all it took, even with all that these ingredients had to go through, all the heat it's taken to make the cake what it is, people might not be fans of this cake. While it's objectively incredible, perhaps the greatest cake that has ever existed, it's still gonna have haters. There are those who might watch this video and feel the need to comment on this cake, and tell it that it's not as special as it is, or point out what they think are flaws. People will disagree with chocolate and peanut butter being delicious, a stance that is plainly wrong. Others might suggest that Friends of Flavor would somehow be better off without this cake, or that my limited experience making decent Italian food somehow make my presence here more valuable than this cake's.

135. You either love peanut butter or you’re wrong

136. “There’s nothing peanut butter and a spoon can’t fix.”

137. You’re a little nutty, but I love you!

138. "Everybody Deserves To Be Loved."

139. "Are All Of My Breakthroughs A British Prog-Rock Band From The 70s? Because YES!"

140. “I’d take my clothes off for peanut butter and chocolate.”

141. We have to remember what’s important in life: peanut butter

142. “If I’m snacking, I’ll go for peanut butter and jelly in between meals.” – Danny Green

143. “If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.”

144. “Werewolves and Arabians. It’s like chocolate and peanut butter – a delicious combination.” – Anne Bishop

145. “It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts.” — Captain Peanutbutter, BoJack Horseman.

146. Peanut Butter and Jelly Time

147. "The ramen's broth is based on Chicken Muamba, another African recipe, where chicken and nuts are stewed together with tomatoes and chilies. This broth forms a solid backbone for the entire dish. Its zesty flavor amplifies the super-spicy harissa to explosive proportions!"

148. Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

149. "They don't know about this cake, they don't know how wonderful it is. They've never seen something so purely good, so unobjectionably awesome. They feel intimidated and inferior, because they are inferior and always will be. They don't have anything on this cake and they know it, so they sit behind their computer screens or stand behind their oversize egos and tear it down to try to prop themselves up. But they'll be lucky if they ever cross paths with a cake like this and it dares to spit in their direction.”

150. “You’re nutty,” said the applesauce to the peanut butter.

151. I think my soulmate might be peanut butter

152. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not peanut butter!

153. “We’re butter when we’re together.” – unknown

154. “Usually, about 2 hours before a game, I stuff in a nice peanut butter and jelly with chocolate milk.” – Rob Gronkowski

155. “Who would guess that a peanut butter and bacon sandwich is so good it will bring tears to your eyes? It does. Add lettuce, and you have a complete meal, with every known daily nutrient needed by the average 200 pound man.”

156. “The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It’s like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of peanut butter, you’re in trouble.” – Sylvester Stallone

157. “Everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut.” – Richard Simmons

158. Peanut Butter and Jelly for everyone

159. “The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.”

160. “You are the peanut butter to my jelly.”

161. “Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.” Bobby Flay, celebrity chef, restaurateur. “If you don't mind ...

162. My flirting technique: Do you like peanut butter?

163. Peanut butter is the breakfast of champions

164. “My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch: peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything.” – Julia Roberts

165. “Jelly-lujah!” the pineapple jam exclaimed when it entered the congregation.

166. Read lots

167. “A bad day with peanut butter is better than a good day without peanut butter.”

168. “You’re a peanut butter man now, aye sir?” butler from the movie Meet Joe Black

169. “Another component it has, see, is the chocolate. The chocolate is this unbelievable deliciousness that everyone wants and is lucky to come into contact with. It's sweet, it's light, it's of the highest quality and best flavor. Just so much sugary goodness there."

170. “You can tell a lot about a person’s character by his way of eating jelly beans.” – Ronald Reagan

171. “I've heard the race to Mars is because "The King",

172. "NO WAY! SQUID LEGS AND PEANUT BUTTER?!"

173. Peanut butter makes everything peanut better

174. “He looked pained. “I don’t eat peanut butter.”

175. “I’m like a peanut butter sandwich.”

176. You can do peanut butter than that

177. “Who uses crunchy peanut butter?” he asked the room. “You might as well eat squirrel shit.”

178. I love Skippy

179. Nuts about you

180. “Is Tyson okay?' I asked.

181. "Erica! Get Out Of Here With That Face!"

182. “If you don’t mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.” – Barry Goldwater

183. PB&J is the way all day!

184. Will squat for peanut butter

185. We’re peanut butter together

186. “It isn’t being a baby not to eat peanut butter. I don’t think babies eat the stuff.”

187. “The story of the merchant is told by the marketer. They need each other, and if they get along, it’’s peanut butter and jelly. If they don’t, it’s oil and water.” – Andy Dunn

188. “I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.”

189. Peanut butter obsessed

190. PB&J all the way

191. “Peas, peas, peas, peas

192. Happy Peanut Butter Day!” “Talents: eating peanut butter. Happy National Peanut Butter Day!” “Peanut

193. Darling, you’re getting a bit chunky. Oh, yeah, well I don’t give a jam!

194. “Sometimes you just need a giant spoon of peanut butter.”

195. Peanut butter understands me

196. Powered by peanut butter

197. “Peanut butter is the only reason to buy bread.”

198. “Jellybeans are a lot like people. You can’t tell what’s on the inside from looking on the outside.” – unknown

199. "Imagine it's 20 years in the future--maybe robots have taken over, maybe they haven't; I don't know, this story isn't about that."

200. I want someone to look at me the way I look at peanut butter

201. "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.

202. That’s my jam!

203. “When you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. Today, I’ve had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.” – Joely Fisher

204. “Jam is that sweet jelly junk which adorns your fruity fruitful journey of life in a sweeter way.” – Tiarra

205. I just love peanut butter, okay?

206. Miracle foods: peanut butter, pizza, and bacon

207. "What Is This? A Crossover Episode?"

208. "Well, I'd like to make it clear that those people don't know a single fucking thing."

209. What does a shark eat with peanut butter?

210. “I like peanut butter for the protein.”

211. Keep calm and eat peanut butter

212. “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” – Charles M. Schulz

213. “I have a therapist already. Her name is Peanut Butter.”

214. Keep your friends close and your peanut butter closer

215. “My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.”

216. Happiness is a spoonful of peanut butter

217. “Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

218. “Peanut butter understands me. Happy National Peanut Butter Day!”

219. “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

220. “I love making smoothies post-workout. My favorite is either a chocolate whey protein shake with banana and peanut butter, or one with vanilla and berries.” – Parker Young

221. “Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it’s jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner” – Robert Irvine

222. I am a creamy chick

223. “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of peanut butter.”

224. "Yes! Squid legs and peanut butter! Appetizer and main dish! There is no greater tie that could bind our two dishes together!"

225. Feed me peanut butter and tell me I’m pretty

226. A bad day with peanut butter is better than a good day without peanut butter

227. "I Gotta Say I Am Having A Time Of My Life Being Depressed!"

228. “Keep calm and eat peanut butter.”

229. "But here it's complemented by peanut butter. Peanut butter, it's got protein, right? So it has a lot of strength. A little saltiness, a little punch---this peanut butter won't take your shit sitting down, y'know? Because peanut butter has been through a lot to get here in its current form. A long process, a whole lot of grinding and pressure and struggle, to come out as smooth and complex and amazing as it is."

230. “Peanut butter is the paté of childhood.”

231. “For a man who carries around as many weapons as you do, you’re a bit of a baby.”

232. “He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.” – Clement Clarke Moore

233. “JK Rowling made me look at jelly beans in a whole new way.” – Sheryl Sandberg

234. "Even an abominable mash-up that Yukihira has tinkered with for ages...

235. Hmmm…we have got peanut butter, jelly, but wait, no bread?

236. “Ways to increase your happiness: buy peanut butter.”

237. “I have a lot of tea in the morning. I always have toast and peanut butter.” – Joanna Coles

238. “Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.” – Maggie Lawson

239. Ways to increase your happiness: buy peanut butter

240. “My talent: eating peanut butter.”

241. “I’m more of a smooth peanut butter kind of girl.” – Selena Gomez