800 Best One Line Captions For Instagram (2023)

1. “Love is just a word but you bring it definition.” – Eminem, “Love The Way You Lie Part 2”

2. “I’ll just keep on living, the way I want to live”

3. I Am In Love With Myself, With My Heart.

4. “Warm winds in the springtime.” — SZA, “Warm Winds”

5. Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.

6. Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

7. “I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.” – Augusten Burroughs

8. “I woke up like this.”

9. “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” (Theodore Roosevelt)

10. Know your limits.

11. “If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.” – Meister Eckhart

12. If your dreams don’t scare you, they are too small.

13. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” — Stephen Hawking

14. If we could only turn back time.

15. “I love you, not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.” (Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

16. “Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.” — Omar Khayyam

17. “When it comes to me I wouldn’t wanna be anybody else.” – Selena Gomez & The Scene

18. “Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” – Abraham Lincoln

19. Stay strong, the weekend is coming

20. “My loneliness is killing me” – Britney Spears

21. “Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.” — George Halas

22. “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” ― Stephen King

23. “Whatever you are, be a good one.” — Abraham Lincoln

24. “Call me cursed or just call me blessed. If you can’t handle my worst you ain’t getting my best.” – Nicki Minaj

25. Fashionista

26. “Life is good.” — Future & Drake, “Life is Good”

27. Be your own kind of beautiful.

28. “I want to get quarantined with you.” – Flirting in 2020.

29. Vibin’

30. “Things I used to trip on, I walk over now.”

31. They see me rollin, they hatin.

32. Strong women rule the world.

33. “If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.” (Fred DeVito)

34. “The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.” ― Marcel Proust

35. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

36. “Find me where the wild things are”

37. “Farewell tequila, so long margarita. And lady sativa, I hate to leave ya” – Bebe Rexha

38. “Hella heart eyes for you.”

39. Don’t let idiots ruin your day.

40. Fire

41. Ask your followers questions.

42. “I’m gonna be on a budget until the day I die.”

43. “Turn your wounds into wisdom.” — Oprah Winfrey

44. Rest in reason; move in passion.

45. Typical ME!

46. “Life imitates art.” – Lana Del Rey, “Gods And Monsters”

47. Attitude and class will always be my first preference.

48. “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” ― George Bernard Shaw

49. “I know I’m psycho but still boys say I’m Cute.”

50. “I’ve been layin’, waiting for your next mistake, I put in work, and watch my status escalate.” – Guru, “Work”

51. Put a selfie on top of the tree because I’m the star.

52. “I’m not a fighter by nature, but, if I believe in something, I stand up for it.” (Justin Bieber)

53. “Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”

54. Your caption is simple.

55. “Having the dream is easy, making it come true is hard” – Serena Williams

56. “You can’t handle the truth!” – A Few Good Men

57. Take my advice — I’m not using it.

58. What matters most is how you see yourself.

59. “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.” – Winston Churchill

60. “Don’t count the days, make the days count.” (Muhammad Ali)

61. “Better an Oops, than a what if.”

62. Elegance is a kind of beauty that never fades.

63. Miss me?

64. I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.

65. Deal with it

66. We made it, it’s Friday!

67. With Great power, Comes a great electricity bill.

68. “I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild” – Maïa Vidal, Our Place

69. OMG, that’s so cute!

70. “Yes! I drink too much and I have no issues with it.”

71. If you can dream it, you can achieve it.

72. “Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” – John Rockefeller

73. “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

74. Getting my pose on.

75. “I’m an emotional gangster. I cry once every month.” – Cardi B

76. “Get busy living or get busy dying.” — Stephen King

77. “Not always say YES.”

78. You don’t need a reason to help people.

79. I say why not?

80. “I got you babe” — Sonny and Chere

81. “Believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness.” – Kanye West

82. “She was simple like quantum physics.”

83. Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

84. You’re cute, can I have you?

85. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe

86. “Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart, it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.” – A.A. Milne

87. “To generalize is to be an idiot.” ― William Blake

88. “When I like something, I take it.”

89. A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.

90. “All you need is love.” – John Lennon

91. “If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” ― James A. Michener

92. “I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal. I think differently.” (Justin Bieber)

93. “Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.” – Holly Black, White Cat

94. There is no perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.

95. “The trouble is if you don’t spend your life yourself, other people spend it for you.” ― Peter Shaffer, Five Finger Exercise

96. “The goal isn’t more money. The goal is living life on your own terms.” – Chris Brogan

97. “Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” – Marcel Proust

98. Smile

99. A true friend knows your weakness but shows you your strength.

100. A girl’s best friend is her pride.

101. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” – Mitch Hedberg

102. You are my sunshine on a rainy day!

103. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

104. “If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need” – Marcus Tullius Cicero

105. “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” – Cool Hand Luke

106. “True confidence leaves no room for jealousy. When you know you are great, you have no need to hate.” – Nicki Minaj

107. “Well, at least I am not as old as I will be next year!”

108. I don’t compete for a spot, I am the spot.

109. “Some days start better than others.”

110. “Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.” (Suzy Kassem)

111. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn

112. Maybe I am born with it.

113. “Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you’re positive, good things happen.” – Deep Roy

114. Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

115. “Being happy never goes out of style.”

116. “You can’t touch this” – MC Hammer

117. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.

118. “Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.” ― Douglas Coupland, Shampoo Planet

119. I wish you were here to make me smile right now.

120. “There’s no way I could be stopped, was coming for your spot”

121. “Get busy living or get busy dying.” ― Stephen King, Different Seasons

122. I keep on dreaming high, but gravity pulls me down.

123. ‘Tis the season to be freezin’.

124. Better a witty fool than a foolish wit

125. I’m not lazy, just relaxed.

126. “You talkin’ to me?” – Taxi Driver

127. Good girls are bad girls that never got caught.

128. “Be you, those who mind, don’t matter, and those who matter, don’t mind.” (Bernard Baruch)

129. Practice what you preach others.

130. “I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can’t accept not trying.” —Michael Jordan

131. I got it from my mama.

132. “Morning gram.”

133. “Smile big, laugh often.”

134. My world, my heart, my everything!

135. Learn your worth.

136. “I would sell my soul for a bit more time” – Halsey

137. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” ― Mae West

138. “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” (Helen Keller)

139. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.”

140. “The earth has music for those who listen.” – William Shakespeare

141. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey

142. Savage

143. Place the most important words at the beginning of the caption

144. Use a call to action

145. “Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.” ― Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting

146. “Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” – Taylor Swift, “Blank Space”

147. “Learning is a gift. Even if pain is the teacher.” – Maya Watson

148. “If you don’t value your time, nobody else will.” – Bo Bennett

149. Stars can’t shine without darkness!

150. Good things come to those who WAITS!

151. “One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.” ― Henry Miller

152. Life is full of surprises.

153. “Here’s Johnny!” – The Shining

154. “An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin

155. “If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.” (Napoleon Hill)

156. “Stay foolish to stay sane.” — Maxime Lagacé

157. Brainstorm Several Good Instagram Captions First

158. If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle.

159. Give me respect, dammit, or get damaged.

160. “Another year older, another year wiser? I guess we’ll see!”

161. “Every sunset brings the promise of a new dawn.” (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

162. “Success isn’t about the end result, it’s about what you learn along the way.” -Vera Wang

163. “Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.”

164. “The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” ― St. Augustine

165. “You’re an expert at sorry and keeping the lines blurry.” – Taylor Swift, “Dear John”

166. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” – Phyllis Diller

167. “It may be unfair, but what happens in a few days, sometimes even a single day, can change the course of a whole lifetime…” ― Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

168. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

169. “I’ve been killing people with kindness since day one.”

170. It’s going to be hard, but hard doesn’t mean impossible.

171. “The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up.” – Dumbo

172. I’m in shape, unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

173. “My sense of self and my mental health Is much more powerful than any hint of wealth.” – Guru, “Peace of Mine”

174. It is never too late to be what you might have been.

175. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon

176. “If you are working on something that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you.” – Steve Jobs

177. “She acts like summer and walks like rain.” – Train, Drops of Jupiter

178. How to add links to Instagram captions?

179. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!

180. “Be yourself, there’s no one better.”

181. “Thank U, Next” – Me to 2022

182. Start somewhere.

183. You mean the world to me!

184. Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

185. “Hasta la vista, baby.” – The Terminator

186. “One day all your hard work will pay off.”

187. A simple Hello could lead to a million things.

188. I need a six month holiday, twice a year

189. Life is an art of drawing without an eraser.

190. Radiate positive vibes.

191. I’m worth it, always was, and always will be.

192. “If I fall for you, would you fall too?” – Ed Sheeran

193. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West

194. They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friend’s home!

195. Being with you has made me 100% complete.

196. “The past has no power over the present moment.” ― Eckhart Tolle

197. “The action is the foundational key to all success.”

198. Sweet as sugar, hard as ice, hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.

199. Cinderella never asked for a prince.

200. If not me, who? If not now, when?

201. “I got 99 problems, but [fill in the blank] ain’t one”

202. “The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney Company

203. “But like the sun, know you know I find my way back ‘round.” — J. Cole, “Crooked Smile”

204. “Be a little more you, and a lot less them.” – Madalyn Beck

205. A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

206. “Love is a song that never ends.” — Bambi

207. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” – Mark Twain

208. 365 new excuses.

209. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” – Babe Ruth

210. “A smile is the best make-up a girl can wear.” (Marilyn Monroe)

211. “Be yourself, there’s no one better.” (Taylor Swift)

212. “I don’t care if you tear me apart”

213. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle

214. “I’ve loved and I’ve lost but that’s not what I see” – Ariana Grande

215. Smile big, laugh often.

216. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

217. “My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.”

218. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.

219. Be pretty, get educated, dress well, make money!

220. “Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.” – Coco Chanel

221. “Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.”

222. “Do whatever makes you happiest.”

223. Blessed

224. Whatever is good for your soul, do that.

225. “Life isn’t perfect, people aren’t perfect, but there are moments that are.” – Amy Harmon

226. Not today, Satan.

227. “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” — Anais Nin

228. “Stress less and enjoy the best.”

229. z o.o.

230. “Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara, “Wild Things”

231. “I will overcome any hurdle or obstacle that’s in my path." — OutKast, “Knowing”

232. My bed is a magical place, I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

233. “The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”

234. “Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara

235. A girl’s prettiest curve is her smile!

236. “Do whatever you have to do. People always want to tell you how to do it. No, do it your way. And don’t ask for like oh how can you do it … do it, figure it out. I figured it out one way or another and I did it.”

237. “There are desires that we all want to achieve, but remember respect is most greatest to receive.” – Big Daddy Kane, “Children R the Future”

238. Remember, only you can change your life.

239. “Whatever is good for your soul, do that.”

240. “Would it really be my birthday if I didn’t take a selfie?”

241. “Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.” ― Søren Kierkegaard

242. “All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney

243. ‘Tis the season to be jolly

244. “​​Be young, be dope, be proud.” – Lana Del Rey, American

245. “You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.”

246. Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

247. “Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time.”

248. “I got sinning on my mind”

249. “Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.”

250. “If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there” ― George Harrison

251. Hey, I just met you, this is crazy

252. “Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.”

253. Dear camera, why can’t you treat me as well as the mirror does?

254. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

255. “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” — T. Roosevelt

256. “Let it be.”

257. “Beauty without expression is boring!” (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

258. “The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney

259. “Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.” – Henry David Thoreau

260. “Why chase you when I’m the catch.”

261. “You can’t have a goal without determination, because without the determination the goal will die.” ― Patrick L. Turner

262. There’s no “we” in fries.

263. “Worry less, smile more.”

264. Leave a little sparkle everywhere you go!

265. “First best is falling in love. Second best is being in love. The least good is falling out of love. But any of it is better than never having been in love.” (Maya Angelou)

266. “If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Dolly Parton

267. Incorporate relevant hashtags.

268. Best selfie ever.

269. “Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.”

270. Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

271. Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

272. Life is a journey and I am a traveler.

273. “Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.”

274. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

275. “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – The Wizard of Oz

276. “You’ve got every right to a beautiful life.” – Selena Gomez, “Who says”

277. Flawless

278. Happiness found a soul mate in me.

279. “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ― Charles Bukowski

280. Every girl’s dream = To eat without getting fat.

281. Crossfit? I play real sports.

282. “Don’t just fly, soar”- Dumbo

283. “There’s something about childhood friends that you just can’t replace.” (Lisa Whelchel)

284. Dog is better than a fake company.

285. Friday, my second favorite F word.

286. “You must do the things you think you cannot do.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

287. I don’t know where I am going, but I’m on my way.

288. I don’t dislike my haters, they dislike me, I’m doing nothing wrong, I’m just being me.

289. “Today is the only day. Yesterday is gone”

290. “Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”

291. “But she looked powerful. She wore the sun like a shiny pin on the side of her hair.” -Lilian Li

292. “Happiness does not come from without, it comes from within.” – Helen Keller

293. “No man can be wise on an empty stomach.” – George Eliot

294. Don’t be like the rest of them, darling!

295. “The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.” – William Saroyan

296. “You gotta be a beast, that’s the only way they’ll respect you.” – Nicki Minaj

297. “Pictures of last night ended up online, I’m screwed”

298. I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…

299. Best friend? Nah, she’s my sister.

300. Your caption is on-brand.

301. Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.

302. “The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.” ― Kalu Ndukwe Kalu

303. “Days in the sun and nights in the rain. Summer is over, simple and plain.” — Drake & Majid Jordan, "Summer’s Over"

304. Friends buy you food, best friends eat your food.

305. “Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.” ― Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty

306. I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

307. “The mind is a terrible thing to waste, I show love cause it’s a terrible thing to hate.” – Guru, “Peace of Mine”

308. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…

309. “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” ― Andre Gide, Autumn Leaves

310. “If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.”

311. “Life is just a GAME without any RULES!

312. Our friends make our world.

313. “Nothing can stop me this year.”

314. “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.” – Henry David Thoreau

315. “There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.” – Epictetus

316. P.S. I love you.

317. What is an Instagram caption?

318. “Tell ’em that it’s my birthday!” – Selena Gomez, ‘Birthday’

319. “There are no mistakes, only opportunities.” — Tina Fey

320. “You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.”

321. Blocking is for weak people, I want you to see me and cry.

322. Life is short – chat fast!

323. “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

324. “Mentally at the beach.”

325. “The greatest pleasure of life is love.” — Euripides

326. “Some people are worth melting for.” – Olaf, Frozen

327. What’s the Instagram Caption Character Limit?

328. My Style is Pardesi.

329. “They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.” – Kanye West, “Start It Up”

330. Ask a question

331. Boys are great, every girl should have one.

332. “Birthdays are incomplete without the ones who love and care for you.”

333. “Let it hurt and then let it go.”

334. “Smile, it confuses people.”

335. “Keep your love of nature, for that is the true way to understand art more and more.” (Vincent van Gogh)

336. “Simplicity is the key to brilliance.” (Bruce Lee)

337. “Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.”

338. “Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.”

339. “Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.” (Maya Angelou)

340. I need a break from my own thoughts.

341. “Before you, I’m alone and that was enough.”

342. “Keep calm and carry on.” — Winston Churchill

343. “Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.” (Aristotle)

344. If I know what love is, it is because of you.

345. “The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness” – John Muir

346. I don’t care what people think of me, mosquitos find me attractive!

347. I love my life, but it just wants to be friends.

348. “If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them.” – Marcus Aurelius

349. “Self-love is the best love.”

350. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle

351. Life is too short for bad vibes.

352. “Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” — Confucius

353. “To appreciate the sun, you gotta know what rain is.” – J. Cole, “I’m Coming Home”

354. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

355. “If you were looking for a sign, here it is.”

356. “Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.”

357. “And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love.”

358. Today is a good day for cake.

359. “We Fear That Everyone Else Is Just Like The Last Person Who Destroyed Us…”

360. It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

361. “Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.”

362. If you want to shine like a sun, first you have to burn like a sun.

363. Life is a journey, Not a Destination!

364. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” – Chinese Proverb

365. “If you keep on believing, the dreams that you wish will come true.” – Cinderella

366. “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” ― Albert Camus

367. “It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.” – Walt Disney

368. There is always a reason to smile.

369. “The only freedom you truly have is in your mind, so use it.” ― M.T. Dismuke

370. “If a girl have beef with me, she gon’ have beef with me forever”

371. Friday, my second favorite ‘F’ word.

372. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

373. “Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

374. “There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.” ― Robert Louis Stevenson, The Silverado Squatters

375. Be happy, it drives people crazy.

376. “I am grateful for what I am and have. My Thanksgiving is perpetual.” – Henry David Thoreau

377. Deal with it.

378. “Actions have reactions, don’t be quick to judge, You may not know the hardships people don’t speak of. It’s best to step back, and observe with couth, For we all must meet our Moment of Truth.” – Guru, “Moment of Truth”

379. “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

380. “If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.”

381. My life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons, not your business.

382. The darker the night, the brighter the star.

383. “A flower doesn’t think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms.” (Zen Shin)

384. “When you look this good, you don’t need to know anything.” – Philip J. Fry, Futurama

385. “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”

386. You will never win if you never begin.

387. The PRETTIEST Girls Go Through The UGLIEST Shit.

388. “Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.” ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess

389. “I’m bringing sexy back”

390. “The purpose of our lives is to be happy.” — Dalai Lama

391. I look really good!

392. “May the Force be with you.” – Star Wars

393. “Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.”

394. “All about the vibe.”

395. Tried to lose weight… But it keeps finding me.

396. I do what I want!

397. “Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”

398. Free

399. Happiness is having friends who are idiots!

400. Know your audience

401. “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West

402. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

403. “Cake is my happy place.”

404. “Look for the magic in every moment.”

405. “Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?” ― Abraham Lincoln

406. “Look deep into nature and then you will understand everything better.” (Albert Einstein)

407. “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – The Godfather

408. “If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.” (Vincent van Gogh)

409. “We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.” ― anaïs nin

410. “Every moment is a fresh beginning.” — T.S. Eliot

411. OMG!

412. “The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” -Nelson Mandela

413. “It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.”

414. I fell in love with you more than once.

415. “Dream big and dare to fail.”

416. “Summertime and the livin' is easy.” — Ella Fitzgerald, “Summertime”

417. Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.

418. “Even though you’re fed up, you gotta keep your head up.” – Tupac, “Keep Ya Head Up”

419. “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” ― Lao Tzu

420. You’re my 1 in 7 billion!

421. “Keep your eyes peeled for our big announcement on [date].”

422. Every day is a second chance!

423. “Not just beautiful, though–the stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they’re watching me.” – Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

424. “Some people call me selfish, but that’s OKAY! This is their thinking.”

425. “The question isn’t who’s going to let me; it’s who’s going to stop me.”

426. “I haven’t failed; I’ve found 10,000 ways that won’t work”- Thomas Edison

427. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde

428. Best selfie ever

429. If you are here – who is running hell?

430. “No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.” – Taylor Swift

431. Forgive, YES; Forget, NEVER!

432. The way you speak to yourself matters the most.

433. “I like criticism. It makes you strong.” — LeBron James

434. “We are all a mess, but it’s how we keep it together that makes us beautiful.” – J. Iron Word

435. “Today is a good day to have a good day.”

436. “Keep switchin’ your alibi, or stutterin’ when you reply. You can’t even look me in the eye. Oh, I can tell, I know you’re lyin’” – The Chainsmokers

437. Create your own sunshine.

438. “Sexy is being confident, independent, and having fun.” (Mollie King)

439. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

440. “You cannot find peace by avoiding life.” ― Michael Cunningham, The Hours

441. If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.

442. “Don’t be afraid of losing anyone.”

443. “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.” – Wall Street

444. “Because you can’t argue with all the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention.” ― Christopher Paolini

445. “Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do.” – Jeff Olson

446. Nobody really likes us except for us.

447. “Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.” – William Arthur Ward

448. “Something special is in the works — can you guess what it is?”

449. “Never apologize for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.” – Anonymous

450. “Looking like a right swipe on Tinder.”

451. I am more than what you see.

452. “I’m being nice to you. Have I stabbed you? No.”

453. Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

454. But first, let me take a selfie.

455. “Always wanted to be one of those people in the room that says something and everyone puts their hand up” – Julia Michaels feat. Selena Gomez

456. Do your best, hell the rest.

457. “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.” – Suzy Kassem

458. Wine + dinner = winner

459. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” -Doris M. Smith

460. “When you cease to dream you cease to live.” — Malcolm Forbes

461. “I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.”

462. “Timb' laces get tighter and parka hoods flip up.” — Drake, “Come Winter”

463. “The question isn’t who is going to let me: it’s who is going to stop me.” -Ayn Rand

464. “Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.” (Coco Chanel)

465. “The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible”- Alice in Wonderland

466. “The question is not what you look at, but what you see.” – Henry David Thoreau

467. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

468. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

469. Finding friends with the same mental disorder – priceless!

470. I can show you the world.

471. Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.

472. “Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.”

473. Be honest.

474. “Get out there and live a little.”

475. “There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.”

476. If you’re not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.

477. “When you wish upon a star, your dreams will come true.” – Pinocchio

478. You don’t know this new me, I put back my pieces differently.

479. “I’m feelin’ myself”

480. “I'll stop the world and melt with you” — Modern English

481. “Travel brings power and love back into your life.” ― Rumi Jalalud-Din

482. “Life is too short for bad vibes.”

483. “Sunday funday.”

484. “Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.” ― Lao Tzu

485. “Coffee and confidence.”

486. A sass a day keeps the basics away.

487. Keep calm and stay in Bhukkad!

488. “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” ― Lao Tzu

489. “We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still.” – J. Col

490. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

491. “Shoutout to my haters, sorry that you couldn’t phase me.” – Nicki Minaj

492. “Throw sass around like confetti.”

493. “Life is a practice. You are what you do each day.” – Isaac Asimov

494. “Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.” – Mahatma Gandhi

495. Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.

496. “I’m everything you want, but can’t have.”

497. “We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.” – Taylor Swift

498. “E.T. phone home.” – E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

499. Be yourself, there’s no one better.

500. “Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing.” (Barry Finlay)

501. Sugar? No thanks, I am already sweet…!

502. “Aim for the moon, if you miss you may hit a star.” (W. Clement Stone)

503. This won’t last.

504. I got lost in thoughts. it was unfamiliar territory.

505. “There’s a dream that I’ve been chasing want so badly for it to be reality” – Justin Bieber

506. “Hey! She’s a sexy woman.”

507. “The unexamined life is not worth living.” — Socrates

508. I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.

509. Fresh out of the shower, no make-up.

510. “It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.”

511. “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” -Harry Truman

512. Advice Needs A Good Listener.

513. “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.” ― Allen Saunders

514. “Drop it like it’s hot”

515. “To sit in silence with nature…that is true wisdom.” – Lailah Gifty Akita

516. “People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” – Rob Siltanen

517. Focus on your life goals, couple goals can wait.

518. “Crazy hair, don’t care.”

519. You and me, we are like a small gang!

520. “Live more, worry less.”

521. Be a cupcake in a world of muffins

522. Maybe she’s born with it!

523. Wander often, wonder always.

524. Happy mind, happy life.

525. “You don’t take a photograph. You make it.” — Ansel Adams

526. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

527. “Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else.” – Hailee Steinfeld

528. “All I really need is a passport.”

529. “I need somebody who can take control” – Sam Smith

530. Lift your head up, princess. If not, the crown falls.

531. “It’s a hard time finding your freedom” – Slushii

532. “I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me.” – Selena Gomez, “Who Says”

533. Be who you needed when you were younger.

534. “It’s not about ideas; it’s about making ideas happen.” – Scott Belsky

535. I am not a product of my circumstances, I am a product of my decisions.

536. “Maybe she’s born with it.”

537. “You were not given this life to be Average.”

538. “I’ve only been in love with a beer and a mirror.”

539. “Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

540. There is always a wild side to an innocent face.

541. Stars can’t shine without darkness…!

542. “If you think adventure is dangerous; try routine. It’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho

543. “Knock me down 10 times but I get up 10”

544. I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

545. “Escape the ordinary.”

546. Tried to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

547. “My nationality’s reality. And, yo: a prejudiced man is of a devil mentality.” – Kool G. Rap, “Erase Racism”

548. “I ain’t got a lotta money but I got a lotta style.” – Fifth Harmony, “Top Down”

549. “A little contour and confidence.”

550. “You do you.”

551. “I’m my own competition – I’m competing with myself.”

552. I’m a wonder of wonders.

553. “Stay hungry. Stay foolish.” — Steve Jobs

554. “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” ― George Bernard Shaw

555. Meet my PARTNER in CRIME!

556. Things always seem impossible until they’re done.

557. “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley

558. “Make improvements, not excuses. Seek respect, not attention.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

559. Only the gentle are ever really strong.

560. “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – The Godfather

561. I should win an OSCAR for acting like I’m Busy At Work.

562. “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”

563. “Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.” – Cicero

564. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

565. “You have to believe the changes you’ve already made.”

566. Keep your heels, head, and standards high.

567. “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – Dr. Seuss

568. “A dream is a wish your heart makes”- Cinderella

569. “The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.” – Tony Robbins

570. “Start somewhere.”

571. “Some call it arrogant I call it confidence.” – Beyoncé

572. If you can not be positive, then at least be quiet.

573. “In a world where you can be anything, be kind.” – Jennifer Dukes Lee

574. “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man”

575. “I can show you the world.”

576. Save your feelings for someone who cares for you.

577. “Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” ― Paulo Coelho

578. Dear Santa… I can explain.

579. Sweeter than honey.

580. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

581. Sea, sun and smiles.

582. Make love your motto.

583. I love the confidence that makeup gives me.

584. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

585. My ride or die.

586. At dawn, we ride.

587. “People aren’t born good or bad. Maybe they’re born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

588. “Oh hey there.”

589. “Life is a flower of which love is the honey.” — Victor Hugo

590. Be somebody, Nobody thought you could be.

591. Dream big and dare to fail.

592. I’m saying yes to new adventures.

593. Hope is the first ingredient of possible. And the second one is ‘Try’.

594. Even the tiniest flower can have the toughest roots.

595. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” ― Terry Pratchett

596. “Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend.” – Melody Beattie

597. Be heroes of your own stories.

598. “But first, let me take a selfie.”

599. “Smile a little more, regret a little less.”

600. “I’ve found out that time can heal almost anything.” (Taylor Swift)

601. Enjoy your life without comparing it to others.

602. “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote

603. Your only limit is you.

604. No rain, no flowers.

605. All my focus is on the good.

606. It’s You VS You.

607. “… let us be elegant or die.” – Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

608. Missing some true hearts around.

609. Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

610. Share your problems with God, not with social media.

611. You will only get back, what you put in.

612. “Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” – Lilo & Stitch

613. Be with someone who feels like home.

614. People come back stronger.

615. Forgive, YES. Forget, NEVER!

616. “I can. I will. End of story.”

617. “Don’t worry about your age, you get a new one every year.”

618. “Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.”

619. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

620. It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.

621. When nothing goes right! Go left.

622. Being happy never goes out of style.

623. “Don’t dream of it. Train for it.”

624. “Success doesn’t just find you; you have to go out and get it.” – Marva Collins

625. No friendship is an accident.

626. “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”

627. We mature with the damage Not over the years.

628. “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” ― Dr. Seuss

629. “It takes a long time to grow young” – Pablo Picasso

630. I followed a diet, but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

631. “I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me”

632. Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

633. Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family

634. Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.

635. Got my coffee and donut.

636. “I’m not in a million kinda girl, I’m the only one.”

637. “Feeling good living better.” – Drake, “Over my dead body”

638. “Success is making those who believed in you look brilliant.” -Dharmesh Shah

639. Use Hootsuite

640. I don’t race, I don’t chase, that’s why I can’t be replaced.

641. “The more money we come across, the more problems we see”

642. “Do what you love, and the money will follow.” – Marsha Sinetar

643. “Be heroes of your own stories” – Constance Wu

644. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”

645. “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.” ― Mark Twain

646. “They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.”

647. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I promise it won’t be boring.” – David Bowie

648. “I’m a babe, I’m a boss and I’m makin’ this money” – Avril Lavigne feat. Nicki Minaj

649. The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.

650. I’m everything you want but can’t have.

651. Life is simple, it’s just not easy.

652. “If I’m not complaining, I’m not having a good time, hah hah!” ― Martin Scorsese

653. “The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.” – Alice in Wonderland

654. “I’m living my best life”

655. “We gonna party like it’s your birthday”

656. Simplicity is the essence of happiness.

657. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.

658. If you fell down yesterday stand up today.

659. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office

660. Self-love is the best love.

661. Life is a story, make yours the best seller!

662. Identify your brand voice

663. I was born to shine.

664. “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ― Mark Twain

665. “I’m not a beauty, I’m classy.”

666. Sometimes we just have to let things go.

667. “It always seems impossible until it’s done” – Nelson Mandela

668. Don’t think about the solution, think about the problem.

669. “Grow through what you go through.”

670. Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.

671. “I’m a savage. Classy, bougie, ratchet.”—Megan thee Stallion

672. “I don’t race, I don’t chase that’s why I can’t be replaced.”

673. “There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, There is a rapture on the lonely shore There is society, where none intrudes By the deep Sea, and music in its roar I love not Man the less, but Nature more” – Lord Byron

674. Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

675. “Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.”

676. If you don’t own matching shirts, are you really friends?

677. Note to self: I am worthy, I am capable. I am enough.

678. “Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.” – Albert Einstein

679. Little progress each day can add Big results.

680. “My coach said I run like a girl. So I said if he ran a little faster he could too.” – Mia Hamm

681. “Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.”

682. You’re stronger than you think.

683. “Not all those who wander are lost.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

684. You can, end of story.

685. “Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.”

686. “Now I like dollars, I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like shining”

687. Your caption is memorable.

688. “Create your own sunshine.”

689. “I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately…and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.” – Henry David Thoreau

690. This is my life, not yours, don’t worry about what I do.

691. “Today is a great day cause it’s my birthday!”

692. “I got one less problem without ya”

693. A selfie once a day keeps the depression away.

694. “No amount of regretting can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

695. “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk

696. I’m not toxic, you’re just not used to what’s real.

697. “We’re always undercover”

698. “You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.”

699. “Impossible is just an opinion” — Paulo Coelho

700. The good things in life are amazing with you!

701. “I’ll be back.” – The Terminator

702. “Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.” – Melody Beattie

703. When nothing goes right, go left.

704. Once a queen, always a queen.

705. “Life is way too short for bad vibes.”

706. “It was you who taught me living is togetherness” – Calvin Harris feat. Rag’n’Bone Man

707. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” ― Robert Frost

708. I’m not lazy, I’m on power-saving mode.

709. “Life happens, coffee helps.”

710. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon, “Imagine”

711. “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.” – Bob Dylan, “The Times They Are a-Changin”

712. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

713. “The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.” (Elbert Hubbarb)

714. Always better together!

715. Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

716. “Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” ― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

717. “Scary hours.” — Drake

718. Chasin’ the SUN!

719. Just in love.

720. “You know what you’re doin’ to me” – Ariana Grande

721. “To travel is to live.” ― Hans Christian Andersen

722. “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Szasz

723. Silence is the most powerful scream!

724. Breaking news: I don’t care.

725. “All success starts with self-discipline. It starts with you.” – Dwayne Johnson

726. “May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.”

727. “Today is a good day to try”- Mulan

728. “I think I’m ready for my close up”

729. With great power comes a great electricity bill.

730. I’m worth it. Always was, and always will be.

731. I’ve only been in love with a beer and a mirror.

732. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

733. “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon

734. “When nothing goes right, go left.”

735. Be you, those who mind, don’t matter, those who matter, don’t mind.

736. Sometimes you win & Sometimes you learn.

737. “And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.” – John Muir

738. Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.

739. “I’ll do me.”

740. You’re the king, baby, and I’m your queen!

741. “Hella fine and it works every time” – Ariana Grande

742. Use hashtags wisely

743. [Or time when the photo was taken]

744. Save Your Feelings For Someone Who Cares For U

745. “In order to write about life first you must live it.” — Ernest Hemingway

746. “The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -Walt Disney

747. “Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.”

748. I don’t have an attitude problem, I just carry a personality you can’t handle.

749. ”I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen

750. “To live doesn’t mean you’re alive”

751. Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

752. “I am your father.” – Star Wars

753. Life doesn’t get easier, you just get stronger.

754. “People who succeed at the highest level are not lucky. They’re doing something differently than everyone else.” – Tony Robbins

755. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin

756. “Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.” – Benjamin Disraeli

757. Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

758. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” ― Albert Einstein

759. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” ― W.C. Fields

760. “The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.” – Snow White

761. “If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” –Maya Angelou

762. “I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild.” – Maïa Vidal

763. “The best people in life are free.” – Taylor Swift, “New Romantics”

764. “No pressure, no diamonds.” — Thomas Carlyle

765. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde

766. Be yourself, the world will adjust.

767. Ask for Something

768. “I need a six month holiday, twice a year.”

769. I like cooties.

770. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

771. “Hello, it’s me”

772. “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ― Albert Einstein

773. Under construction.

774. Passion

775. I am who I am, I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.

776. “Getting older but my inner child is ageless.”

777. “I’m the rose that came from concrete.”

778. Being a woman is priceless!

779. Use Emojis as Easter Eggs

780. Stay strong, the weekend is coming.

781. “She believed she could, so she did.” – R.S. Grey

782. “Success is my only option, failure’s not.” – Eminem, “Lose Yourself”

783. “Find me where the wild things are.”

784. “You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.”

785. The harder I work, the luckier I get.

786. “There’s no ‘we’ in fries.”

787. “Friends are medicine for a wounded heart and vitamins for a hopeful soul.” (Steve Maraboli)

788. “At least my pizza still loves me.”

789. Me, myself and I.

790. “What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.” – Zig Ziglar

791. “You change the world by being yourself.” -Yoko Ono

792. Did it for the memories – totally worth it!

793. Beautiful people aren’t always good, but good people are always beautiful.

794. Be with me, darling, early and late!

795. Always act like you are wearing an invisible crown.

796. How to create cool Instagram captions for your posts?

797. “You have every right to a beautiful life.” — Selena Gomez

798. Be with me darling, Early And Late!

799. On my way to school!

800. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can’t bring me down.” – Christina Aguilera

801. Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go wherever they want.

802. Messy bun and getting stuff done.

803. When you look at me, what do you see?

804. “Impossible is for the unwilling.” — John Keats

805. Throw sass around like confetti.

806. “Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” (Albert Camus)

807. “Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday”

808. “Make each day your masterpiece.” — John Wooden

809. “Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light ihn the Heart

810. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.

811. “Less perfection, more authenticity.”

812. “Gratitude is the memory of the heart.” – Jean Baptiste Massieu

813. “Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.” – Khalil Gibran

814. “Life without dreaming is a life without meaning.” – Wale, “Aston Martin Music”

815. I am what I am.

816. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

817. “If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.” ― Kahlil Gibran

818. “Tonight, I’m a baller, babe.” – Ariana Grande, “Successful”

819. “I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.”