1,000 Best Las Vegas Quotes and Instagram Captions (2023)

1. “Why chase you when I’m the catch.”

2. THEY HAVE GROCERY STORES, BIG-BOX RETAILERS, SCHOOLS, AND EVERYTHING. I MEAN, THERE IS EVEN A STOPLIGHT OR TWO! IT’S CRAZY. ” –  ADAM RANK

3. “Las Vegas state of mind. ”

4. “Shining bright like a diamond in Vegas”

5. “I always say, ‘yes’ to Las Vegas”

6. “Living life in the fast lane on the strip.”

7. “Feeling blessed in the entertainment capital”

8. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice. ”- The Hangover

9. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them. ” – N. R. Kudelis

10. “Casinos, cocktails, and good company”

11. “The city that never sleeps, unless you hit the jackpot.”

12. “You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.”

13. “A little bit of this town goes a very long way. ”- Hunter S. Thompson

14. “The perfect place for a little bit of everything”

15. “We’re not alcoholics. Alcoholics go to meetings. We’re drunks. Drunks go to Vegas. ”

16. “Maybe she’s born with it.”

17. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.” – Jason Love

18. It’s always a good time for Vegas

19. GOD KNOWS THAT I KNOW HOW TO FIND MY WAY AROUND THE BUFFETS IN LAS VEGAS. ” – MICK MAJERUS

20. “What happens in Vegas, stays on Instagram.”

21. “Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt. ”

22. “The city that always delivers the excitement.”

23. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams and a little bit of crazy. ”

24. “Vegas, the city of endless possibilities”

25. “Las Vegas is like that, a place that resonates in such a way that wouldn’t know if the place is real.” – Ian Astbury

26. “Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”

27. “Laughing, loving, and living it up in Vegas”

28. “Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.”

29. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. ” – Drew Carey

30. “In love with the city of lights”

31. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” – Chuck Palahniuk

32. “We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still.” – J. Col

33. “Oh hey there.”

34. “A little bit of Vegas, a whole lot of wow.”

35. “Vegas, here I come!”

36. “All about the vibe.”

37. “Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating.”

38. “Living the high life in Las Vegas”

39. “I can show you the world.”

40. “Vegas: the land of dreams and desires”

41. “If you were looking for a sign, here it is.”

42. “Stress less and enjoy the best.”

43. “Vegas stole a pizza of my heart. ”

44. “Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. ” – Artie Lange

45. “I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip.” – Conor McGregor

46. “Live it up in Vegas”

47. “Some people say I drink like a fish, but I just tuna them out. ”

48. “Goodbye reality. Hello Las Vegas. ”

49. “I make my own luck.”

50. “Just here for the gambling. ”

51. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.” – Brin-Jonathan Butler

52. “Las Vegas is no desert Mirage.”

53. “What happens in Vegas stay in Vegas.”

54. “Fulfilling my Vegas fantasy”

55. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 

56. Keep Calm and go to Vegas

57. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. ”- Walter Wykes

58. “What happens in Vegas ends up all over the world news.” – Steven Magee

59. “The strip never looked so good.”

60. Where you can live like a high roller

61. “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”

62. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do it in Las Vegas

63. “The night is on my side. ”

64. “Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me. ”- Kelly Carlson

65. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”

66. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.”- Drew Carey

67. “VEGAS, BABY!”

68. “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day.”- Vegas Vacation

69. “Look for the magic in every moment.”

70. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster. ” – Jace Clayton

71. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.”- Steve Wynn

72. “There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.”

73. “In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.”

74. “Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.”

75. “I’m going to an Abba-themed poker night. The winner takes it all. ”

76. The ultimate destination for bachelor and bachelorette parties

77. “Las Vegas is like being in a trashy-fun snow globe. ” – Linette Lopez 

78. “The city that never sleeps. ”

79. “Get out there and live a little.”

80. “Las Vegas and the American Dream: two ideas intertwined like crossed fingers on a bloated corpse.” – Jonathan Heatt

81. “Figurative and literal oasis.”

82. “No bad days found here.”

83. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles.” – J. Richard Singleton

84. “Vegas nights, neon lights”

85. “It’s always a good time for Vegas. ”

86. IT’S A HIDEOUS, GAUDY PLACE; IT MAY NOT BE THE END OF THE WORLD PER SE, BUT YOU CAN CERTAINLY SEE IT FROM THERE. ” – ROBIN WILLIAMS

87. “Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”

88. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas.” – Barry Manilow

89. I GREW TO LOVE VEGAS. ” – J. R. MOEHRINGER

90. THIS ISN’T REAL CAESAR’S PALACE. IS IT? DID CAESAR LIVE HERE?” – THE HANGOVER

91. The ultimate destination for art lovers

92. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. ” – Adam Sandler

93. “Living my best life in Sin City”

94. “I apologize in advance for my behaviour in Vegas. ”

95. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire. ”

96. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ”- Hunter S. Thompson

97. The perfect place for a weekend of fun

98. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas. ” – Iliza Shlesinger

99. “A bad day in Vegas is better than a good day anywhere else. ”

100. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. : – Michelle Madow

101. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them.” – N.R. Kudelis

102. “City of Lights. ”

103. “Vegas way of life. ”

104. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. ” – Chris Pine

105. Vegas, baby!

106. IT’S A PLACE OF BROKEN DREAMS. ” – CONCHA BUIKA

107. “The night is on my side.” – Unknown

108. “I think I lost my return ticket, guess I’ll have to stay!”

109. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.”- Travis Hoium

110. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.”- Artie Lange

111. A. WHERE I LIVE. ” – HOWIE MADEL

112. “I apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas. ”

113. “Dancing the night away in Sin City”

114. I can’t keep calm, we are going to Vegas, baby!

115. “I promise not to drunk dial you.  Alcohol you later. ”

116. “Create your own sunshine.”

117. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas. ”

118. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. : – Jason Love

119. “I mean Vegas was like a dream for me.” – Casino

120. YOU MAY AS WELL DO SO HALF-DRUNK AND AT THE MERCY OF A PRETTY SMILE. ” – CHRISTOPHER BYFORD

121. “Chasing the Vegas lights”

122. “I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we do in LAS VEGAS!”

123. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch. ”

124. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition. ” – Tammy Bloemzaken

125. ” – CINNAMON STOMBERGER

126. “Life’s an experience, and Vegas is mine”

127. “Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. ” – Evan Esar

128. “Did somebody say Vegas?”

129. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill.” – Robert A. Heinlein

130. “A city that never stops dazzling.”

131. “Because if you’re not winning, then what are you doing?”

132. A little bit of this town goes a very long way

133. “I haven’t seen so many sideburns since West Side Story.” – Honeymoon in Vegas

134. “Jerkiness isn’t as respectable as it used to be, not even in L.A. Which is why they had to build Vegas.” – Ross Macdonald

135. “Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society. ” – Noel Coward

136. “Whatever Happens Here, Stays Here, So Let’s Go All The Way Dear, ’til We Get To Las Vegas” – Eminem

137. “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”

138. “Putting my money where my mouth is, Vegas style”

139. The land of casinos and buffets

140. “Taking life one tequila shot at a time.”

141. Vegas is the answer, no matter the question

142. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”- Steven Wright

143. “I am in love with this city. ”

144. “Taking in all that Vegas has to offer”

145. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.” – Drew Carey

146. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; It is illusion but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ” – Hal Rothman

147. “The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”

148. “In Las Vegas, it’s hard to decide which of the things you swore you’d never do again you’re going to do first.”

149. “Vegas: where the impossible becomes possible”

150. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.”- Travis Hoium

151. “Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.”

152. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. ”- Tony Curtis

153. “Indulging in the excess of Las Vegas.”

154. “If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.”

155. A city with a story to tell

156. “I’d rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.” – Ray Romano

157. “Being happy never goes out of style.”

158. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; It is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ” – Hal Rothman

159. “Eiffel in love with Las Vegas.”

160. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.” Val Saintsbury

161. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye. ”- Frank Sinatra

162. “Screw this sh*t; I’m going to Vegas, b*tches!”

163. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. ”- Steven Wright

164. “Alcohol you later!”

165. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there.”- Michelle Madow

166. “Beauty and the Bellagio. ”

167. “A city built for fun and adventure”

168. “I did take myself out of the game. If you stop betting, you never have to lose.” – What Happens in Vegas 

169. “A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange

170. “Texas fold-em. ”

171. ‘Till we get to Las Vegas

172. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas!”

173. “Feeling like a winner in Sin City”

174. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where the money really talks–it says, “Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra

175. “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas.”

176. “Lost money betting with one of the big cats at the zoo. Think he was a cheetah. ”

177. In Vegas, the party never stops

178. “It’s like Vegas. You’re up, you’re down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn’t mean you didn’t have fun.” – Deconstructing Harry

179. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.”- Steven Brust

180. “My boss? He thinks I’m on my way to Vegas.” – Die Hard

181. “Taking in all the sights and sounds of Vegas”

182. “Vegas, where the drinks flow and the good times roll.”

183. “Do whatever makes you happiest.”

184. “Vegas is a celebration.”- Jose Andres, one of the short and best Las Vegas quotes

185. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.”- Mark Ellwood

186. “Shiniest place on Earth. ”

187. “Let it be.”

188. The perfect place to be a little bit wild

189. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster.” – Jace Clayton

190. “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”

191. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. ”- Drew Carey

192. “Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification. ”- Joan Didion

193. Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas

194. Wake me up when I’m in Las Vegas

195. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.”- Celine Dion

196. Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks. It says, “Goodbye. ”

197. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.”- Eli Roth

198. “Vegas, where memories are made.”

199. “Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.”

200. “A city that never fails to impress.”

201. “If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.”

202. Vegas: the city that’s always on

203. “Vegas lights and beautiful nights. ”

204. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.” – Kevin Raiford

205. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. ”- Adam Sandler

206. “Las Vegas turns women into men and men into asses. ” – Alan Kin

207. “Feeling alive in the city of lights”

208. “My kind of paradise: Vegas”

209. “Las Vegas…. Already looking forward to next time. ”

210. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ”- Hal Rothman38

211. Vegas is a place to dream big

212. “Las Vegas is always in my mind. ”

213. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.” – Evan Esar

214. “Living life in the fast lane in Las Vegas.”

215. “Some call it arrogant I call it confidence.” – Beyoncé

216. “Vegas is a celebration. ”- Jose Andres

217. “Life is more fun with games. ”

218. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there. ” – Michelle Madow

219. “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams. ” – Concha Buika

220. “I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we do in Las Vegas. ”

221. “Going to Las Vegas. Don’t wait up. ”

222. “Let the chips fall where they may!”

223. Sin City at its finest

224. “Striking a pose on the Vegas strip”

225. “Vegas is always a good idea!” · 2. “Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Vegas. ” · 3. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. ” · 4. “I 

226. A city that’s always reinventing itself

227. “Feeling lucky in Las Vegas”

228. “I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.”

229. “Friends who Vegas together will be friends for life. ”

230. “VEGAS! VEGAS, BABY! VEGAS!”

231. The place to be for non-stop entertainment

232. “May the flop be with you. ”

233. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”

234. “Las Vegas state of mind.”

235. “The city of bright lights and big winnings.”

236. ’ AND AS FAR AS FASHION IS CONCERNED, THAT’S A GOOD THING. ” – JOAN RIVERS

237. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.” – Walter Wykes

238. “It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one.” – Cara Bertola

239. “I haven’t seen so many sideburns since West Side Story. ”- Honeymoon in Vegas

240. “Meanwhile, in Vegas…”

241. “Vegas is the answer no matter the question. ”

242. “The night is on my side.”

243. A city that never sleeps

244. “Gambling and making friends in Las Vegas”

245. “Follow your heart, even if it takes you all the way to Las Vegas. ”

246. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him. ” – Evan Esar

247. “I’m in the mood to Vegas. ”

248. Discover the endless possibilities of Las Vegas

249. “I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in Las Vegas.”

250. “The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.”

251. Hoping to find my luck in Vegas.  Vegas, bring me my luck! Don't need Vegas luck, I already have you!

252. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity. ”

253. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do if he had money. ” – Steve Wynn

254. “Sipping cocktails and chasing dreams in Vegas”

255. The ultimate destination for live entertainment

256. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.”- Walter Wykes

257. “Vegas isn’t a City, it’s its own magical world.”

258. “Vegas, where every day is a party.”

259. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them.” – N.R. Kudelis

260. “Less perfection, more authenticity.”

261. “Vegas is a celebration.” – Jose Andres

262. “What happens in Begas, I’m telling everyone. ” – Dane Cook

263. “Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?”

264. “While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. ”- J. R. Moehringer

265. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.” – Jason Love, one of the Las Vegas quotes funny style

266. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. ”- Hunter S. Thompson

267. “Man, I really like Vegas. ” · 2. “I like fighting in Las Vegas. ” · 3. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of 

268. “The Vegas strip is calling and I must go”

269. “Sunday funday.”

270. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas. ”- Mick Majerus

271. “Life is a gamble. ”

272. IT PRIMES OUR KIDS FOR LAS VEGAS. ” – TOM WAITS

273. Vegas is the ultimate destination for music lovers

274. A city that never disappoints

275. “Why can’t we remember anything that happened last night?” – The Hangover

276. “Feeling like a king or queen in Las Vegas.”

277. “Feeling like a winner in Sin City.”

278. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster.” – Jace Clayton

279. “Las Vegas is just a great place to hang.” – Darius Rucker

280. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.” – Mick Majerus

281. “I’ll find

282. Viva Las Vegas!

283. “Well, Hoover Dam I’m glad I’m in Nevada. ”

284. “Vegas, where every day is a wild adventure.”

285. “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk 

286. “Better an Oops, than a what if.”

287. “Viva Las Vegas.”

288. “Alcohol you later!”

289. “Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile. ” – Christopher Byford

290. “Endless adventures in Las Vegas. ”

291. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.”- Jonathan Clements

292. Experience the excitement of Las Vegas

293. “I’m on a Vegas diet.”

294. “Beauty and the Bellagio.”

295. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night. ”- Chuck Palahniuk

296. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice.” – The Hangover

297. “Just over here making memories in Sin City. ”

298. “Living the high life in Sin City”

299. “The city of second chances. ”

300. “I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. ”- Conor McGregor

301. “Boy, you get greedy in Las Vegas.” – Louie Anderson

302. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. ”- Frank Scoblete

303. A city that’s always up for a good time

304. “Making memories that will last a lifetime”

305. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. ” – Kelly Carlson

306. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you.” – The Hangover

307. “Why can’t we remember anything that happened last night?”- The Hangover

308. “Chasing the thrill in Las Vegas”

309. “Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.”

310. “Man, I really like Vegas.” – Elvis Presley

311. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire.”

312. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ”- Hunter S. Thompson

313. ” – FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS

314. Friends who Vegas together are friends forever

315. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city. ”- Kevin Raiford

316. “Going all in in Sin City”

317. “Goodbye, reality. Hello, Vegas!”

318. “If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one. ”

319. “Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake.” –  Lucifer 

320. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. ” – Tom Waits

321. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. ” – Brin-Jonathan Butler

322. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.”- Steve Wynn

323. Discover the magic of the Vegas skyline

324. “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley

325. “Going big in Sin City.”

326. “Never bet against the house.”

327. ” – J. RICHARD SINGLETON

328. The ultimate destination for fashionistas

329. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.” – Paul Samuelson

330. “Keep palm and carry on. ”

331. “Las Vegas: A savage journey to the heart of the American dream. ” – Hunter S. Thompson

332. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspended disbelief and pretend.” – Hal Rothman

333. You can't buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that's kind of the same thing.  Las Vegas state of 

334. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch. ” – unknown

335. “Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating. ”

336. “The Vegas adventure never ends”

337. “No one sleeps in Las Vegas. ”

338. “We’re coming for you Vegas. ”

339. “Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.”

340. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.”- Frank Scoblete

341. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye. ” – Frank Sinatra

342. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun. ” – Steven Brust

343. “Outside, Vegas stretched out with thousands of glittering lights, as if the city waged war on the stars above.” – Katherine McIntyre

344. ” 73. “I think I lost my return ticket, guess I'll have to stay!” 74. “Waking up in 

345. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.”

346. “The Oasis of Nevada. ”

347. “Las Vegas, where dreams come true”

348. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” – Jonathan Clements

349. “Living it up in the city of lights”

350. ” – JACKIE STADDON AND HILARY WESTON

351. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now. ”- Ocean’s Eleven

352. Viva, Las Vegas

353. “Look, alcohol you later when I’m free. ”

354. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.”- Chris Pine

355. “The city that never sleeps”

356. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. ”- Eli Roth

357. “Chasing my dreams in Sin City”

358. “Start somewhere.”

359. “Living life on the strip.”

360. Where the night comes alive

361. “Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.” – Oscar Goodman

362. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.”- Dane Cook

363. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity.” “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.” – Linette Lopez.

364. “I’m on a Vegas diet. ”

365. “Lost ’till we get to Las Vegas”- Eminem, ‘Vegas’

366. “Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.” – Tom Wolfe

367. YOU THINK GAMBLING IS LEGAL IN NEVADA? TRY ORGANIZING A CHURCH RAFFLE. ” – KEVIN WILLIAMSON

368. The city where the sun always shines

369. “Vegas, where the night is always young.”

370. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”- Adam Sandler

371. Vegas is the place to escape the mundane

372. “May the flop be with you.”

373. “A little bit of this town goes a very long way.” – Hunter S. Thompson

374. “Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream. ”- Hunter S. Thompson

375. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.”

376. “Vegas, where anything can happen and usually does.”

377. “All life is a gamble and our lives are the dice we throw.” – Marty Rubin

378. “It’s not drinking, it’s brunch. ”

379. “A Vegas vacation, because why not?”

380. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.”- Hunter S. Thompson

381. “Here I get a break from my own thoughts.”

382. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire. “

383. “I saw the neon sign and it opened up my eyes. ”

384. “Feeling lucky in Sin City.”

385. IT MEANS I STAY IN ONE PLACE FOR THREE WEEKS AT A TIME INSTEAD OF FLYING BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS. ” – ELTON JOHN

386. “What happens in Vegas, stays on Instagram”

387. “Vegas is a celebration.”- Jose Andres

388. “Coffee and confidence.”

389. Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada

390. “In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. ”

391. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.” – Tammy Bloemzaken

392. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice.”- The Hangover

393. “And the desert shall reclaim, it’s wealth!” – Danikelii

394. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.”- Val Saintsbury

395. “It’s not drinking, it’s brunch.”

396. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.”- Chris Pine

397. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.” – Evan Esar

398. A city that’s always alive

399. “My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, then people would stop dying.”

400. A LITTLE GOOD ADVICE, A LITTLE BAD ADVICE. YOU GO TO LAS VEGAS, THERE’S LIKE A DEVIL AND A DEVIL AND THEY’RE JUST BATTLING IT OUT THE WHOLE TIME. ” – BILL BURR

401. “I make my own luck in Vegas. ”

402. “P. S. I love you Vegas. ”

403. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there. ”- Michelle Madow

404. “We’re not alcoholics. Alcoholics go to meetings. We’re drunks. Drunks go to Vegas.”

405. “Grow through what you go through.”

406. “Let’s make like a ghost and get sheet-faced. “

407. “Las Vegas is no desert Mirage. ”

408. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.” – Hunter S. Thompson

409. “Hey baby, let’s go to Vegas, Kiss the single life good-bye, Hey baby, let’s go to Vegas, Bet on love and let it ride” – Faith Hill, ‘Let’s go to Vegas’

410. “Whatever floats your gondola. ”

411. WE WILL HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANYONE WHO IS INTOLERANT. ” – OSCAR GOODMAN

412. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time. ” – Artie Lange

413. “All I really need is a passport.”

414. “A little place called Las Vegas. ”

415. “Vegas is always a good idea. ”

416. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now.”- Ocean’s Eleven

417. “Vegas is the answer, no matter the question.” – Unknown

418. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. ”- Frank Scoblete

419. THE CITY’S STORY IS RIDDLED WITH BLIND ALLEYS, DEAD ENDS, CRAZY TWISTS, AND OUTRIGHT FABRICATION. ” – JOHN L. SMITH

420. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. ” – Val Saintsbury

421. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.”- Don Rickles

422. “Follow your heart, even if it takes you all the way to Las Vegas.”

423. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. ”- Chris Pine

424. “There’s a thousand pretty women just waitin’ out there

425. “In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details. ”- Unknown

426. “Desert rose.”

427. “I went to Vegas in a $20k car …and returned in a $200,000 Greyhound bus ticket. ”

428. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. ”

429. “Making the most of every moment in Vegas”

430. It’s always a good time in Vegas

431. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy. ” – Michael Mcdonald

432. “Keep calm and play poker. ”

433. “Las Vegas, where dreams come true.”

434. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch.”

435. “Vegas stole a pizza of my heart.”

436. “Adventures in Vegas never end”

437. Home of the famous Las Vegas Strip

438. BUT, YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE THE MACHINE YOU ARE AT!” – JAMES HAUENSTEIN

439. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.”

440. “You can’t buy happiness, but I think I found it right here. ”

441. “What happens in Vegas stays on Instagram”

442. “Feeling like a high roller in Sin City”

443. “Casinos and vintage cars up ahead.”

444. “Life is a show in this city.”

445. “I got a ton of memories in Las Vegas I can’t talk about!”

446. Vegas is my therapy

447. NOBODY LIVES THERE, EVERYBODY IS JUST PASSING THROUGH, LEAVING A LITTLE BIT OF DIRT. ” – JOHN UPDIKE

448. “Slots and shots.”

449. “Feelin’ lucky in Las Vegas. ”

450. “Glitz, glamour, and all the lights”

451. “Living the dream in the entertainment capital”

452. Vegas is the city of dreams

453. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.” – Tammy Bloemzaken

454. “We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.” – Taylor Swift

455. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.”- Mick Majerus

456. “One of the luckiest places on Earth: Vegas”

457. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity.”

458. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

459. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.” – Mark Ellwood

460. “Let it hurt and then let it go.”

461. “The city of dreams, lights, and excitement”

462. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.” – Iliza Shlesinger

463. “The strip, where dreams come alive.”

464. “Let the good times roll in Vegas.”

465. Vegas is the place to escape reality

466. “Vegas, where memories are made and dreams come true.”

467. “Friends who Vegas together will be friends for life.”

468. “In awe of the beauty and energy of Las Vegas”

469. “Vegas, where the lights are always shining.”

470. “Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant. ” – Oscar Goodman

471. “Everyone needs a little Las Vegas in their life.”

472. “Taking a walk on the wild side in Las Vegas.”

473. “Vegas, baby! “

474. “I love you Las Vegas…to the moon and back. ”

475. IT IS A SYMPTOM, MIRROR, METAPHOR. ” – TIMOTHY O’GRADY

476. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill.” – Robert A. Heinlein

477. Vegas hair, don’t care

478. “I’d just like to apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas.”

479. “Vegas is always a good idea.”

480. “Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.”

481. “Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.” – Merv Griffin

482. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas.”- Barry Manilow

483. “Slots and fun times. ”

484. It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas

485. · Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. · The 

486. Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money

487. “You can’t buy happiness but you can go to Vegas. ”

488. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. ”- Brin-Jonathan Butler

489. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night.”- Chuck Palahniuk

490. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. ”- Val Saintsbury

491. A city that’s larger than life

492. Find your luck in Las Vegas

493. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas. ” – Louie Anderson

494. “Vegas way of life.”

495. “Life is more fun with games.”

496. Las Vegas is a 24 hour city and it never stops

497. I WANTED TO DO IT THERE BECAUSE IT’S CASUAL, QUICK, NOT RELIGIOUS AND, MOST OF ALL, VERY ROMANTIC. ” – SINEAD O’CONNER

498. “Vegas is always the answer. ”

499. · I'm in the mood to spend a whole weekend in Las Vegas. · What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas. ·  

500. “I’m a high roller in Vegas”

501. “Las Vegas is always in my mind.”

502. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.”- Don Rickles

503. “Lights, camera, action in Vegas.”

504. “Whatever floats your gondola.”

505. “Sin City nights, full of excitement”

506. “Here I get a break from my own thoughts. ”

507. “While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.”- J. R. Moehringer, one of the best captions for Las Vegas

508. “Life is too short for bad vibes.”

509. You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing

510. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.”- Mark Ellwood

511. ” – DARYL HALL AND JOHN OATES

512. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas. ”- Cinnamon Stomberger

513. “Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.”

514. “It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one. ” – Cara Bertola

515. “Falling in love with Las Vegas all over again.”

516. “Everything is brighter in Vegas”

517. “She’ll be coming around the fountain.”

518. “Fulfilling my Vegas bucket list”

519. “Vegas: where the good times roll”

520. “Rolling the dice on this Vegas adventure”

521. “Lost in the magic of Vegas”

522. “Las Vegas, where anything is possible.”

523. “When it comes to me I wouldn’t wanna be anybody else.” – Selena Gomez & The Scene

524. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. ” – Jason Love

525. “Vegas nights and bright lights.”

526. “Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara

527. “Played my socks off last night at strip poker. ”

528. “What kind of drink does Chuck Norris order at the bar? Sock-ee!”

529. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.” – Louie Anderson

530. “I’ll do me.”

531. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye.”- Frank Sinatra

532. “I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.” – David LaChapelle

533. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.”- Dane Cook

534. “At least my pizza still loves me.”

535. “Everything’s a gamble, love most of all. ” – Tess Gerritsen

536. “Keep calm and play poker.”

537. “Trouble was, Nicky was dreaming his own kind of Vegas.” – Casino

538. “Vegas isn’t a City, it’s its own magical world. ”

539. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store.”- Hunter S. Thompson

540. A city that’s always exciting

541. “That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas.” — Katy Perry, “Waking Up In Vegas”

542.  Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money

543. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas. ”- Drew Carey

544. “Laughing, living, and loving in Sin City”

545. The ultimate destination for thrill-seekers

546. “The Skyfall’s the limit. ”

547. “The shiniest mirage.”

548. “Laughing, loving, and playing in Sin City”

549. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas. ”- Barry Manilow

550. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.”- Kevin Raiford

551. “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.”

552. “I woke up like this.”

553. “Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile.” – Christopher Byford

554. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.”- Tom Waits

555. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. ”- Michelle Madow

556. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.”- Drew Carey

557. “Making the most of my time in Las Vegas”

558. “I came, I saw, I conquered Vegas”

559. I” think Vegas looks pretty good on me. ”

560. “Everything’s a gamble, love most of all.” – Tess Gerritsen

561. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. ”- Jonathan Clements

562. “Exploring the bright lights of Las Vegas”

563. “All about that Vegas vibe”

564. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.” – Linette Lopez

565. A city with a personality all its own

566. “Las Vegas is like being inside of a trashy-fun snow globe.”- Linette Lopez

567. SIN CITY HAS TAKEN OR RE-CREATED THE BEST THAT OTHER GREAT CITIES HAVE TO OFFER AND THEN UPPED THE ANTE – MAKING IT BIGGER, GRANDER, FLASHIER. ” – SCOTT DOGGETT

568. “I’ve got my car and my ride and my wheels

569. “I’m not sin the mood. ”

570. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy.” – Kelly Carlson

571. “The magnificent Seven Magic Mountains.”

572. “Feeling like a VIP in Las Vegas.”

573. “The city that has it all: lights, fun, and excitement”

574. “Everyday is a good day for Vegas.”

575. “Some days start better than others.”

576. The ultimate place to let your hair down

577. “The lights, the shows, the memories”

578. “It’s not drinking…. It’s brunch. ”

579. “Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me.”- Kelly Carlson

580. Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven might look at night

581. “Thank you, Vegas for making me feel so alive. ”

582. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.”- Linette Lopez

583. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.” – Paul Samuelson

584. “Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt.”

585. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. ”

586. “You can find me in Las Vegas. ”

587. “In a Las Vegas state of mind. ”

588. “Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.”

589. “Going big in the entertainment capital of the world”

590. Ready. Set. Vegas.  

591. A city that’s always glamorous

592. “Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?” – Unknown 

593. “Morning gram.”

594. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America.”- Drew Carey

595. “All you need is love.” – John Lennon

596. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”- James Hauenstein

597. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.” – Cinnamon Stomberger

598. “Ready to make some memories in Vegas”

599. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” Chuck Palahniuk

600. “Desert rose. ”

601. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles. ”- J. Richard Singleton

602. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

603. “Texas Fold-em”

604. “Ready. Set. Vegas. ”

605. “Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.”

606. “City of lights, smiles, and memories.”

607. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill. ” – Robert A. Heinlein

608. “Vegas is purposefully constructed as a self-enclosed and isolated biosphere, sort of what a recreational colony built on the moon might be like.” – Marc Cooper

609. Las Vegas is calling and I must go

610. “All life is a gamble and our lives are the dice we throw.” – Marty Rubin

611. A city that’s always evolving

612. In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well

613. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you. ”- The Hangover

614. “The spouse always wins. ”

615. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.” – Adam Sandler

616. “Party like a rockstar, kick a little ass. ”

617. “Sin City has my heart”

618. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.” – Travis Hoium

619. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. ”- Steven Wright

620. “Making the most of my Vegas experience”

621. “The magnificent Seven Magic Mountains. ”

622. “Feeling on top of the world in Las Vegas”

623. “Falling for Vegas, one day at a time”

624. “There’s no ‘we’ in fries.”

625. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can’t bring me down.” – Christina Aguilera

626. “Living life to the fullest in Las Vegas”

627. “Did you hear about Daft Punk’s horrible Vegas trip? They stayed up all night and couldn’t get lucky. ”

628. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time.” – Artie Lange

629. “Never bet against the house. ”

630. “Ooh, Las Vegas ain’t no place for a poor boy like me…”- Gram Parson, ‘Las Vegas’

631. “All we have is now and a little bit of Las Vegas.”

632. “Keep calm and go to Vegas.”

633. “I came, I saw, I fell in love with Las Vegas.”

634. “My soul lives in Vegas. ”

635. “Vegas is a celebration. ” – Jose Andres

636. THE GOAL IS TO ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST, BUT NOT SO FULLY THAT YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY. ” – JONATHAN CLEMENTS

637. “I’ll be ready in a prosecco.”

638. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time. ”- Artie Lange

639. “Glitz, glamour, and all-night partying.”

640. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there.” – Michelle Madow

641. Vegas is the place to indulge

642. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. ” – Eli Roth

643. “The lights never dim in Las Vegas”

644. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.”- Brin-Jonathan Butler

645. “So much of Las Vegas falls under the heading “it has to be seen to be believed.” – Jeff Maguire

646. “Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.” – Artie Lange

647. A city that’s always vibrant

648. “Living my best life in Las Vegas”

649. “Vegas is my therapy. ”

650. “I’m in no hurry to leave. Let’s Mandalay our departure for a day or two. ”

651. “It is not economic development; it’s about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas.” – John Warren

652. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now.” – Ocean’s Eleven

653. “It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.”

654. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”- James Hauenstein, one of the funny Las Vegas quotes

655. The city of endless possibilities

656. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing.”

657. “Keep calm and go to Vegas. ”

658. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night” – Chuck Palahnuik

659. “Follow the call of the disco ball.”

660. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office. ” – Paul Samuelson

661. The ultimate destination for foodies

662. “Lost in the magic of Las Vegas”

663. I’m always in paradise when I visit Las Vegas

664. “The city of endless fun and adventure.”

665. I’M WILLING TO GO TO NICE RESTAURANTS FOR SUSHI AND STUFF LIKE THAT. ” – BRITNEY SPEARS

666. “Cue the confetti and casino lights. ”

667. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.” – Tony Curtis

668. “Live more, worry less.”

669. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says, GOODBYE.”

670. “I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild.” – Maïa Vidal 

671. S. THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD HOPES MIGHT BE TRUE. ” – MARK ELLWOOD

672. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me. ”- Celine Dion

673. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit. ” – Louie Anderson

674. The ultimate destination for gambling

675. “Glitter and glamour in Las Vegas”

676. “Living the Las Vegas life. ”

677. “I’m in the mood to Vegas.”

678. ” · 25) “Vegas is the answer, no matter the question. ” · 26) “ 

679. “This city never fails to amaze me.”

680. “Rolling with the big dogs in Las Vegas”

681. “Desert rose. ”

682. “You do you.”

683. “Feeling fabulous in Las Vegas”

684. “Going, going, gondola!”

685. “Bright lights, big city”

686. Where the neon lights meet the desert sky

687. “Card dealers in Las Vegas are quite rich. They’re always all decked out. ”

688. “My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.”

689. “The city that always shines, Las Vegas”

690. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.”- Kevin Raiford

691. “The city of sin. ”

692. “This is the neon sign I’ve been looking for.”

693. “If I fall for you, would you fall too?” – Ed Sheeran

694. “Texas Fold-em”

695. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. ”- Hunter S. Thompson

696. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.” – Steven Wright

697. “It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one.” – Cara Bertola, one of the quotes about Vegas and gambling

698. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.”- Val Saintsbury

699. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. ”- Tom Waits

700. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.”- Tony Curtis

701. “In the Vegas lights, Where villains spend the weekend, the deep end” – Panic @ the Disco, ‘Vegas Lights’

702. “You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.”

703. A city that’s always buzzing

704. “I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.”

705. “Happiness = a weekend in Vegas. ”

706. “Chasing my dreams and making them come true in Vegas”

707. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.”- Michelle Madow

708. ” – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS

709. “Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.”- Joan Didion

710. The City of Lights never sleeps

711. “Be yourself, there’s no one better.”

712. “In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details. ” – Bruce Begout

713. “The strip, where excitement never ends.”

714. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.” – Steven Brust

715. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.”- Cinnamon Stomberger

716. “Lost ’till we get to Las Vegas

717. “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day. ”- Vegas Vacation

718. “Life is a party in Vegas.”

719. “In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details.” – Bruce Begout

720. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye.”- Frank Sinatra

721. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend.”- Hal Rothman

722. “Texas Fold-em”71. “Whatever floats your gondola. ”

723. “The greatest risk is not taking one. ” – Tim Fargo

724. “Keep calm and play poker. ”

725. “Crazy hair, don’t care.”

726. “Liquor might not solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot. ”

727. “Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.”

728. “Somewhere in between living and dreaming, there’s Las Vegas. ”

729. “Making memories and having fun in Sin City”

730. “Go rich, come home richer!”

731. “Taking the Vegas strip by storm”

732. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.”

733. “Viva Las Vegas. ”. . . 2. “Ready. Set. Vegas. ”. . . 4. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas. ” 5. “City of lights, smiles, and memories. ” 6. “What happens in Vegas, stays 

734. “And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love.”

735. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.” – Dane Cook

736. Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy

737. “Feeling like a Vegas VIP.”

738. “Vegas, where the dreams come alive”

739. “The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.”- Chris Bachelder

740. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me. ”- Celine Dion

741. “Feeling lucky in Sin City”

742. “Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. ”

743. “That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas” – Katy Perry, ‘Waking up in Vegas’

744. “Vegas, where anything can happen.”

745. EXCEPT FOR HERPES. THAT SHIT’LL COME BACK WITH YOU. ” – THE HANGOVER

746. “That one time, in Vegas…”

747. “I’ve had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance.” – Ashton Kutcher

748. “Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else.” – Hailee Steinfeld

749. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.” – Chris Pine

750. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon

751. “Las Vegas, Nevada: a city where oddities don’t make you lame, but instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.”- Walter Wykes

752. “Feeling like a star in the city of lights”

753. “Feeling like royalty in Sin City”

754. “She was simple like quantum physics.”

755. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. ”- Tony Curtis

756. “Diggin’s these Vegas vibes. ”

757. “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams. ”- Concha Buika

758. “Life is an adventure, and Vegas is mine”

759. “Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.” Joan Didion

760. “Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.”- Tom Wolfe

761. “The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.” – Chris Bachelder

762. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.” – Frank Scoblete

763. “Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America … and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas. ”- Paul W. Papa

764. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.”- Artie Lange

765. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone. ”- Dane Cook

766. “Feeling like a high roller in Las Vegas.”

767. “My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, then people would stop dying. ”

768. “What goes in Vegas stays in Vegas.”

769. The perfect place to make unforgettable memories

770. “Hey baby, let’s go to Vegas…Kiss the single life good-bye…” – Faith Hill, ‘Let’s go to Vegas’

771. “Where the fun never stops, Vegas style”

772. Vegas is always a good idea

773. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy.”- Michael Mcdonald

774. Let the good times roll in Las Vegas

775. “Vegas has my heart, and my money”

776. “Going, going, gondola!”

777. Heading to Las Vegas, be back never

778. “Let the chips fall where they may. ”

779. “Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. ” – Merv Griffin

780. “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day.” – Vegas Vacation

781. “Vegas, where adventure awaits.”

782. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. ”- Artie Lange

783. “Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.” – Merv Griffin

784. “I regret nothing.”

785. “While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.” – J. R. Moehringer

786. “I don’t gamble if you will concede that poker is a game of skill. ” – Robert A. Heinlein

787. “Sin city”

788. “Vegas: where the magic never ends”

789. “Living life like a rockstar in Sin City.”

790. “Whatever is good for your soul, do that.”

791. MARGO AND I ARE PROOF THAT YOU CAN MAKE THIS WORK. IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE EFFORT. ” – RON WHITE

792. “I always order desert in Las Vegas. ”

793. “The sky’s the limit. ”

794. “Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.”

795. “Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America … and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas.”- Paul W. Papa

796. “I’m always in paradise when I visit Las Vegas.”

797. “Living and dreaming in neon colors.”

798. “You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.”

799. “What you need is a weekend in Las Vegas, the playground of the world.” – Psycho 

800. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. ”- Don Rickles

801. “Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America … and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas.” – Paul W. Papa

802. “The people who say that New York never sleeps must never have visited Las Vegas.” – Michelle Madow

803. The city that never runs out of energy

804. “Friends who go to Vegas together stay together. ”

805. “Self-love is the best love.”

806. “Hoover Dam, I’m glad to be in Nevada!”

807. “I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. ” – David LaChapelle

808. “Las Vegas…the entertainment capital of the world. ”

809. ​​“It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.” – Iliza Shlesinger

810. “Life’s a party, dress like it.” – Audrey Hepburn

811. “Life is a gamble, and I’m all in on Vegas”

812. “Vegas baby!”

813. “Las Vegas is like being inside of a trashy-fun snow globe. ”- Linette Lopez

814. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing. ”

815. “Let’s make these kind of nights last forever.”

816. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you.”- The Hangover

817. “Sipping cocktails under the Vegas lights”

818. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. ”- Walter Wykes

819. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas.”- Barry Manilow

820.  Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. 2. Vegas hair, don't care. 3. Wake me up when I'm in Las Vegas. 4. Heading to 

821. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change. ” – Travis Hoium

822. “Forever chasing the Vegas lights”

823. “Hella heart eyes for you.”

824. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.”- Eli Roth

825. “Vegas is always a good idea!”

826. “Boy, you get greedy in Las Vegas.” Louie Anderson

827. Life is a game, and Vegas is the playground

828. “Las Vegas is known for discarding its past, like most people discard clothing, imploding buildings with little care for their historic value.” – Paula W. Papa

829. · What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. · Vegas is 

830. “City of lights, smiles, and memories. ”

831. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.” – Eli Roth

832. “Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream.”- Hunter S. Thompson

833. “The city that never sleeps… unless you’re in a casino.”

834. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles. ”- J. Richard Singleton

835. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe. ”- Linette Lopez

836. “This place is a real blast.”

837. “Making unforgettable memories in Sin City”

838. The ultimate destination for sports fans

839. “Living the good life in Sin City.”

840. BUT WHO’S TO SAY I’M NOT GOING TO PULL A VEGAS AND GET MARRIED TO SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR A MINUTE?” – LINDSAY LOHAN

841. “It’s not drinking, it’s brunch. ”

842. “A city that knows how to have a good time.”

843. “Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”

844. “Las Vegas, Nevada: a city where oddities don’t make you lame, but instead bring you riches and fortune and fame. ”- Walter Wykes

845. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.”- Tom Waits

846. Vegas lights and beautiful nights

847. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster. ” – Jace Clayton

848. “Living life in the fast lane, Las Vegas style”

849. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.”

850. “A city full of surprises, and I’m loving every one of them”

851. “The sky’s the limit. ”

852. “Go rich. Come home richer. ”

853. Where the glitz and glam meet the desert sand

854. “There’s no place like Vegas”

855. IF I WANTED TO GO TO VEGAS, I WOULD JUST GET UP AND GO TO VEGAS. ” – MICHAEL PHELPS

856. SET. VEGAS. ”

857. “Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.”

858. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night.”- Chuck Palahniuk

859. “Welcome to the shiniest place on Earth!”

860. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.” – Don Rickles

861. “Falling more in love with Vegas every day”

862. “Ready. Set. Vegas.”

863. “You glow girl. ”

864. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.” – Tom Waits

865. “Chasing dreams and making memories in Vegas”

866. “Vegas now vows later.”

867. Las Vegas: all the amenities of a modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato

868. “When nothing goes right, go left.”

869. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. ”- Steve Wynn

870. A city where anything is possible

871. “I saw the neon sign and it opened up my eyes.”

872. “Viva Las Vegas. ”

873. “Screw this shit, I’m going to Las Vegas. ”

874. “Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don’t make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.” – Walter Wykes

875. “Don’t dream of it. Train for it.”

876. “I’m in the mood to spend a weekend in Vegas.”

877. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.” – Iliza Shlesinger

878. “Everyone needs a little Las Vegas in their life. ”

879. “Vegas, where the party never stops.”

880. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U. S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true. ”- Mark Ellwood

881. “Forever young in Las Vegas”

882. A city that’s always on the edge

883. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. ”- Michelle Madow

884. “Vegas, where the party never stops”

885. . . “City of lights, smiles, and memories. ” “Shiniest place on Earth. ” “Life is more fun 

886. “Poker face”

887. “Feelin’ lucky in Las Vegas.”

888. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store.”- Hunter S. Thompson

889. A city that’s never boring

890. In Las Vegas, it’s hard to decide which of the things you swore you’d never do again you’re going to do first

891. “Paradise found in Vegas. ”

892. “The city of excess and excess fun.”

893. “The spouse always wins.”

894. Discover the magic of Las Vegas

895. “Smile a little more, regret a little less.”

896. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ”- Hal Rothman

897. The entertainment capital of the world

898. The perfect place to live it up

899. “Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don’t make you lame but instead bring you riches and fortunes and fame. ” – Walter Wykes

900. “Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream” – Hunter S. Thompson

901. “If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.”

902. “Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Vegas. ”

903. “Waking up in Vegas is the best!”

904. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.”- Walter Wykes

905. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a ticket to Las Vegas.”

906. “The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary. ”- Chris Bachelder

907. “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams.”- Concha Buika

908. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles.”- J. Richard Singleton, one of the good Vegas captions

909. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.”- Cinnamon Stomberger

910. There’s no place like Las Vegas

911. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. ”- Don Rickles

912. “Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.”

913. “Cit of Lights, smiles, and memories. ”

914. We love Vegas

915. Vegas is the city of excess

916. “A little bit of this town goes a long way. ”

917. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change. ”- Travis Hoium

918. “Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs. ”- Tom Wolfe

919. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas. ” – Cinnamon Stomberger

920. “There’s no place like Las Vegas!”

921. “But first, let me take a selfie.”

922. “Boy, you get greedy in Las Vegas. ” – Louie Anderson 

923. “I’ve had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance. ” – Ashton Kutcher

924. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy.”- Michael Mcdonald

925. “Things I used to trip on, I walk over now.”

926. “I can’t keep calm, I’m going to Las Vegas. ”

927. “Don’t be a baby

928. NO CLOCKS. NO LOCKS. NO RESTRICTIONS. ” – MARLENE DIETRICH

929. Find your thrills in Las Vegas

930. “Mentally at the beach.”

931. “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams.” – Concha Buika

932. “We’re coming for you Vegas.”

933. “Shining bright in Sin City”

934. “In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.” – Unknown 

935. “Vegas is the answer no matter the question. ”

936. “May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.”

937. “Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.”

938. “I’m in no hurry to leave. Let’s Mandalay our departure for a day or two.”

939. ” – BRIN-JONATHAN BUTLER

940. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy. ”- Michael Mcdonald

941. “Living my best life under the Vegas lights”

942. The ultimate playground for adults

943. “Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.” – Artie Lange

944. “The Skyfall’s the limit.”

945. Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment

946. “The sky is the limit.”

947. “Life happens, coffee helps.”

948. The perfect place for a weekend getaway

949. “Viva Las Vegas!”

950. “A little contour and confidence.”

951. “Texas Fold-em.”

952. “What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas.”

953. “Feeling the rush in Sin City”

954. “I got a ton of memories in Las Vegas I can’t talk about!” – Darius Rucker

955. “Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.”

956. “I make my own luck. ”

957. “Smile big, laugh often.”

958. A city that’s always in the spotlight

959. “Taking life one tequila shot at a time. ”

960. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.” – Celine Dion

961. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”

962. “All that glitters is gold in Vegas”

963. “Everything’s a gamble, love most of all.” – Tess Gerritsen

964. The ultimate destination for luxury shopping

965. “I haven’t seen so many sideburns since West Side Story.”- Honeymoon in Vegas

966. “Escape the ordinary.”

967. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!” – James Hauenstein

968. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America.”- Drew Carey

969. IN ANY WEATHER THAT TAKES THE EDGE OFF. ” – RAY ROMANO

970. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.”

971. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night. ” – Chuck Palahniuk

972. ” – SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

973. THERE’S NOT ANY HIERARCHY OF TASTE, AND THAT’S WHAT L. A. ALWAYS WAS TO ME: IT’S NOT REALLY A TOWN OF CULTURE – IT’S A TOWN OF ENTERTAINMENT. ” – JAMES TURRELL

974. “The shiniest mirage. ”

975. “The city of endless possibilities.”

976. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas. ”- Drew Carey

977. “Man, I really like Vegas. ” – Elvis Presley

978. “If lost, please return to Las Vegas. ”

979. AT NIGHT, IT IS A BRILLIANT CLUSTER OF JEWELS OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES, AND COLORS, GLOWING IN THE MIDDLE OF A VAST, BLACK VELVET CANOPY. ” – THOMAS TAJ AINLAY

980. · Viva Las Vegas! · The city that never sleeps. · Welcome to Sin City 

981. Where the party never stops

982. “Strolling down the strip, living the dream.”

983. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks—it says goodbye. ” – Frank Sinatra · 2. “Ready. · 3. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas

984. “The greatest risk is not taking one.” – Tim Fargo

985. “Living life like a high-rolling celebrity.”

986. “A city that never fails to deliver the fun.”

987. “At that time, Vegas was a place where millions of suckers flew in every year on their own nickel and left behind about a billion dollars.” – Casino 

988. . . Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas. . . . What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. If you aim to 

989. “Throw sass around like confetti.”

990. “I regret nothing. ”

991. “But in Vegas, for a girl like Ginger, love costs money.” – Casino

992. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. ”

993. “Dressed to the nines in Las Vegas”

994. “I need a six month holiday, twice a year.”

995. “You have to believe the changes you’ve already made.”

996. Vegas is a city of contrasts

997. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.” – Steve Wynn

998. “Going all in on this Vegas vacation”

999. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun. ”- Steven Brust

1000. “All life is a gamble and our lives are the dice we throw. ” – Marty Rubin