150 Funny Joey Wheeler Quotes From Yu-Gi-Oh! (2023)

1. “Bear witness to my ardent ally, Dark Magician!” — Yugi Muto, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

2. “I summon an Egyptian God! I call forth Slifer the Sky Dragon!” — Yami Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monsters

3. ..."Hey that guy looks just like me! And he has a Blue-Eyes, just like me! And he's an asshole, just like me!"

4. (Bandit Keith starts to Joey’s card in his room while he’s sleeping)

5. ”If I had a dime for every time you mentioned destiny, I’d be even richer. ”

6. Noah Kaiba: “So, you think I’m insane for wanting to claim what’s rightfully mine?”

7. Joey: “I’m such a sensitive guy!"

8. “If you can’t understand the darkness in your opponent’s heart, you will never comprehend the pain and suffering of others.” – Yami Yugi

9. Serenity: “Hey there, Mai! We’re with ya!”

10. ”Oh great, I’m hallucinating again

11. Joey: "Who knew there was actually a nice guy inside that psychotic evil nutcase

12. “Ready or not, Spirit, this is where you take over.” – Yami Yugi

13. Joey: “And next I’m gonna reveal this! My trap card: Grave Robber!”

14. I think he speaks about the power of focus that we all have. That when we obsess or focus on a vision so much, that we bring it forth into reality

15. Tristan: "Don’t worry, we still have my Great Outdoor survival Guide!"

16. “Note to self: Beware of large winds. ”

17. Joey Wheeler: “There’s three on one out there!”

18. “Bada-bing, Bada-boom!”

19. Tristan: [about Serenity] "Just tell me what hospital she’s in, and I’ll go see her alone. You’d just be a third wheel

20. [after falling out of Duke’s car]

21. They shared a great bond, and were completely different personalities. This kind of reminds me of myself as a gemini. If you’re a gemini, maybe you can relate as well

22. (Kaiba opens case and throws a dueling disk to Joey)

23. “Nothing in this world is free. Be thankful to those who speak strict word to you. Watch out for a person who talks too nicely.” – Yusei Fudo

24. “Yugi may have lost one lousy Duel Monsters game, but at least he hasn’t lost his heart! Not like you – you’ve spent so much time with your machines, you’ve forgotten what being human is about! Yugi has a heart, Kaiba. Yugi has us. And what about you, Seto Kaiba? What do you have at the end of the day? Tell me. Tell me!” – Tea Gardner

25. Yami Yugi: “Say something!”

26. Alister: “You can’t combine a trap card with a monster!”

27. Yugi: “Good idea, Joey. ” (Joey has been marking every door that they have opened in the Pharaoh’s soul room with a poorly-drawn smiley face)

28. (Yugi, Joey, and Mokuba meet at the fountain)

29. Joey (singing): “One potata, two potata, three potata, four, five potata, six potata, seven potata, more. ”

30. “The gift of kindness that you’ve given and the courage I’ve given you will remain with us, and that will forever bind us.” – Yami Yugi

31. Copyright

32. “Man…this dream just gets weirder and weirder. It’s almost as nuts as that nightmare I had about the monkey and that bowl of vanilla pudding. ”

33. Bakura: "My Millennium Ring is pulling in this direction

34. Ziegfried: “What’s it like being a washed up has-been?”

35. Joey: “I’m going to beat you in nine turns!"

36. “Rise up, Uria, Lord of Searing Flames!” — Yubel, Yu-Gi-Oh: GX

37. Pegasus: “What did I do to inspire such hatred?”

38. Tristan: “That was your last monster!"

39. Joey: "How dumb do you think I am?!"

40. Yugi: “Look at this stuff! Candy bars. ”

41. (Yami plays a card face down under magical hats)

42. “I’ll use this monster to defeat your deck! Join me, Gandora the Dragon of Destruction!” — Yugi Muto, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

43. “I have transcended common sense.”

44. Seto Kaiba: “Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don’t you get tired of making the same speech every time you’re faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!”

45. “If you, a government official of the Egyptian Supreme Council of Antiquities, called me here to lecture me on the occult, you’re wasting my time!”― Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Vol

46. “Hahaha, Rise up, Armityle the Chaos Phantom!” — Yubel, Yu-Gi-Oh: GX

47. Tristan: "I just dreamed that Bakura went totally mental!"

48. Computer: “Well, maybe I’m not in such a talkative mood myself right now!”

49. Tristan: “I brought along a nature survival guide!"

50. Seto Kaiba: Relax, it’s a cheap copy. (Talking about his virtual clone) I used to create virtual clones of myself all the time to duel against

51. (To Siegfried) “Are you done? These people came here to see a duel, not a bad poetry lesson!”

52. “So what are you waiting for, Ziegfried? Call off your ponies. ”

53. “If I had a dime for every time you said ‘destiny’, I’d be even richer.” – Seto Kaiba

54. “Join the Duel, Dark Magician Girl!” — Yugi Muto, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

55. “I found out I hate virtual dogs.”

56. We should always look forward and towards what we can do about the future, because we obviously can’t change what’s already happened

57. Joey (singing): “I’m bad, you know it. I’m bad, I’ll show it. ”

58. Joey: "It’s Wheeler time, baby!"

59. “Mokuba, what do I always tell you? If at first you don’t succeed, blast them with your Blue Eyes again!”

60. ”Yugi, don’t insult my intelligence thinking that that little furball can defeat my ultimate dragon!”

61. “My first words were Neutron Blast Attack!”

62. “Let me get this straight. You’re going to defeat me with a creampuff and an elf?” – Seto Kaiba

63. “Play your games, while I become the most powerful being in the world.” – Bakura Ryou

64. “I’m gonna take you out in one giant bug blitzkrieg!” – Underwood Weevil

65. Yugi: “Uh, Joey, I don’t think we should cook the candy bars. ”

66. Mokuba Kaiba: “Yugi helped me. ”

67. “I’m busy developing the next-generation platform for Duel Monsters!”―― Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Vol

68. Joey: “Gooooo Drumsticks!”

69. “I’m going to file this under the category of not good.”

70. The power to make a decision. The power to decide who we become, what action we take next, and what our future holds, all in the palm of our hands, within each and every one of us

71. “I wish for friends. Friends who would never betray me, no matter what. And friends whom I would never betray.” – Yugi Muto

72. “My ever-faithful companion, Dark Magician!” — Yami Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monsters

73. “All right you monkey suit-wearing pencil pushers! Show yourselves so I can adjust your uptown attitudes! I know you weasels are watching, so come on out and duel! I’m not scared of your bald heads and outdated neckties, you old freaks! Got that?”

74. Tristan: "Are you sure that’s Atlantis?"

75. Yami: “We’ve arrived at the heart of evil. ”

76. Joey: [has just figured out that Madame Butterfly is Mai in disguise] “Ok, that’s it. There’s only one duelist that could be that annoying!”

77. “The future is unlimited and the past is but a trace of memory.” – Set Kaiba

78. “Best friends are hard to leave but impossible to forget.” – Joey Wheeler

79. Hassan-chop!” (chops through a monster) “Ta-daaaaa!”

80. “Espa Roba gave me dis card!” — Joey Wheeler, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

81. Joey: “I’m gonna file this under the category of not good. ”

82. “Rise up, Raviel, Lord of Phantasms!” — Yubel, Yu-Gi-Oh: GX

83. “Okay, that’s it! There’s only one duelist that could be that annoying!”

84. Joey: “Lets hit the high road folks! I’m sure there’s someone else trying to take over the wold back home

85. “The forces of light and darkness intertwine! I open the gates of chaos! Bring forth Black Luster Soldier!” — Yami Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monsters

86. “When we first met, you set my heart ablaze. When I see you, all I can do is gaze. Gaze at the beauty and wonder that is you. The constellation Gemini will make me think of me and you. You are my Yami and I am your Hikari. I love you, my Yami. Now and forever.” – Yugi Muto

87. Awright! Time to make some Z’s!” (talking about going to sleep)

88. “The great Dark Magician has a disciple who can more than hold her own! Say hello to Dark Magician Girl!” — Yami Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monsters

89. I completely agree with this. Supremely intense, definitely something Seto Kaiba would say

90. “I’m not going to sit here and talk to some mutated hood ornament! I’m just going to knock you into next week!”

91. “In the name of the Pharaoh, the three Egyptian Gods become one! Holactie, the Creator of Light! Darkness begone!” — Yami Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monsters

92. “What do you think I’m afraid of? Your galloping girl scouts?”

93. Kaiba’s plane: “Flight command to KC1, radar indicates you’ve reached Egypt. ”

94. “No matter how dark things may get, the special bond I share with my friends will always find a way to shine through! I may be scared, but that fear won’t keep me from dueling!” – Tea Gardner

95. Siegfried von Schroeder: ”You need to give up 1,000 of your Life Points first, and you can’t afford that now!”

96. “cartoons are so stupid!” a $100 million + hollywood movie couldnt even do enough research to realize egyptians weren’t white but you know who fucking did? yugioh

97. Seto Kaiba: “AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aah, I’m funny…”

98. “You’ve fought a valiant duel, my friend, and this is the hardest move I’ve ever had to make. But this ends now!” – Yami Yugi

99. ”So, Joey, I doubt you’ll have a chance. And we’re 4000 feet in the air. The last time I checked, monkeys can’t fly. ”

100. (After having woken up as the Flame Swordsman) “Hey, what give? Hey, Yugi, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What the-? You’re a giant! Oh man, I finally cracked. ”

101. I can say I am literally the luckiest person in the world. I do have a friend like this. A friend who would never betray me. No matter the gift I believe, and I’d do the same for him. His name is Reet Roy. I don’t think he’ll every read this blog but he’s one of the biggest hip hope choreographers in the world. Yet me and him started our grind together. We were rommates for years, and brothers from different mothers, and now we partner up with different business opportunities, and enjoy time with each other

102. Joey: “I’m telling ya, somebody’s stalking us. ” (starts running off)

103. ”Me? Duel you? I’d have more of a challenge playing solitaire. ”

104. “Duel Monsters was invented in the mid-90s! There’s no way it’s 3,000 years old!”― Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Vol

105. “The future isn’t written yet. There’s still time for things to change!” – Yusei Fudo

106. ”I see, I had no idea you were such a fan. Is that why you brought me here? If you wanted my autograph, all you had to do was ask. ”

107. “My treasure… you can see it, but you cannot! So I can´t show it to you! It´s friendship! We can see it in each other, but you can’t see courage itself, right?” – Joey Wheeler

108. Seto Kaiba: “Don’t you have someone else to annoy?”

109. Guard: "Hey you, what are you doing? Get out of there! Only official contestants are allowed on board. ”

110. Joey: “I’m on you like stink on an elephant!”

111. “Heeeere’s Jinzo!” — Joey Wheeler, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

112. “Go ahead, Tristan, eat all the pages you like.”

113. ”Why don’t you look for an opponent you can actually beat? Like an infant, or a monkey. ”

114. Joey: [sees the spirits of Bakura’s monsters] "Don’t let them get me!” [hides behind Tea]

115. “The past is gone, you can not change it! But the future is based on the decision you make!” – Yugi Muto

116. The greatest power of human beings. The ability to change anything that comes our way

117. Joey: "All right yous brothers Paradox, me and Yugi are gonna clean your clocks!"

118. Sometimes we gotta say goodbye to friends, but if they’re true friends, and good friends, then we can always pick it up where we left off

119. Alistar: “I’m here to represent everyone whose life was ripped apart by your company!”

120. “Mako trusted me to use dis card right, so I’m gonna! The Legendary Fisherman!” — Joey Wheeler, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

121. Guide info

122. Joey: (talking about Yugi’s duel with the Kaiba Corp dueling system) “That hunk o’ junk computer’ll be running home to it’s motherboard when Yugi’s through with it!”

123. “That’s Yugi Moto. He defeated Seto Kaiba. And I’m his best friend. And these two are trespassers!”

124. Tea: "What a weird dream. . ”

125. Joey: "Let me guess, you’re putting on another funky space suit?"

126. (right after the end of the Noah arc) “Alright, that little detour was a complete waste of my time and effort. So let’s move on and pretend that nonsense never happened. ”

127. Kaiba: “So you got a dweeb army. Is that supposed to make me afraid to attack?”

128. Mai: “Okay, give me all your star chips and I’ll give you some food

129. Duke: “Whoa, it’s a party. What’re you doing here?”

130. ”You mock me! How dare you defy Obelisk with that puny Kuriboh!”

131. “Hahaha, I’ll show you who I am, the true me! Yubel!” — Yubel, Yu-Gi-Oh: GX

132. ”You better make good on your promise to restore my brother. Because if you don’t, I’ll take great pleasure in separating your soul from your body in my own way!”

133. ”Don’t think I’m as gullible as the rest of these dorks! Don’t you know who I am?!”

134. “My grandfather’s deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. But it does contain… the unstoppable Exodia!” – Yami Yugi

135. “They are the products of human wisdom.”

136. “Well, excuse me! I was only trying to help you win so that you wouldn’t have to miss out on the Battle City finals, Mrs. Grumpenheimer. ”

137. Joey Wheeler: “Are we going, or what?”

138. Joey: "That’s Yugi Moto. He defeated Seto Kaiba. And I’m his best friend. [points to Tea and Tristan] And these two are trespassers!”

139. “I found out I hate virtual dogs.” – Joey Wheeler

140. “Are you sure you can trust me, Ishizu?” ― Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Vol

141. “And I bet it’s a trap card, but wait. Yugi knows me, and he knows I would think that, so maybe it’s not a trap, maybe it’s a monster card. But what if he knows that I would think that… so it really is a trap? But what if he knows that I know that he knows… oh, forget it, I’m just gonna attack.”

142. “You know how much I hate that thing! Your cartoon dragon is a disgrace to the original Blue Eyes!”

143. Serenity: "I think that Mai’s really cool, don’t you Joey? She’s so tough. I’d love to be like that. ”

144. “Listen… Real courage is protecting that chip you have in your hands… no matter what!” – Tea Gardner

145. “If you can’t understand the darkness in your opponent’s heart, you will never comprehend the pain and suffering of others. ”

146. (To Siegfried) “Get out of my life, and take your bad hair with you!”

147. ”It’s been only a minute and I’m already bored. ”

148. “Smiles are what connect people. It allows them to communicate through their souls.” – Yuzu Hiragi

149. “What if I retrieve the three rare cards but refuse to let them go?”― Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Vol

150. Seto Kaiba: “It’s a new high-tech dueling device that allows players the realism of arena matches in any setting

151. “Last time I snooze with dueling cards under my pillow.”

152. (while Joey is singing “One Potato, Two Potato” in order to pick which door to enter) “How did that fool make it this far? Just pick a door you geek!”

153. “Rise up, Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder!” — Yubel, Yu-Gi-Oh: GX

154. “Emerge, Gigarays Gandora the Dragon of Destruction!” — Yugi Muto, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

155. Seto Kaiba: “Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler’s late

156. GIGANTIC DONUT!”

157. Joey: “Yug!” [noogies Yugi] "Man did I miss this spikey little head!"

158. Author's Input

159. (after Alistar challenges Kaiba to a rematch) “Does that mean you’ll get out of my life forever?”

160. Sometimes it seems the best option is to give in. It is exactly in those moments, that we need to stand firm, and fully see things through to the end

161. “products of human wisdom!” – Seto Kaiba

162. “We’re gonna fight together ’til we’re champions! Red-Eyes B. Dragon!” — Joey Wheeler, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

163. “Let’s go, Red-Eyes B. Dragon!” — Joey Wheeler, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions

164. Bakura just being a straight savage, like always

165. (watching Noah’s home movies) “Nice outfit, dork. ”

166. “Oh great, if it isn’t the dweeb patrol. ”

167. “Give me a piggyback, and you got a deal.”

168. Joey: “Hey! We just won a fight!”

169. Pegasus: “I must’ve missed the joke. ”

170. Siegfried von Schroeder: “This isn’t over, Kaiba!”

171. (to Bonz) “Okay, I was afraid. But not ‘cause of the graveyard or your ooga-booga rap. It’s your creepy face that gave me the willies!”

172. “Break free from your iron prison! Gandora-X the Dragon of Demolition!” — Yugi Muto, Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions