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Writer's pictureJonno White

700 Best Funny Jet Ski Quotes And Captions For Instagram

1. “Riding a wave” vs. “riding a jet ski.” Which one sounds more fun to you? … Well, then why not do both??:) *sigh* can life really be this good every single day?!?!


2. Why not leave all your worries behind and go jet skiing?


3. Jet skiing gives that adrenaline rush that we all seek.


4. “I need someone who can keep up with my jet ski enthusiasm.”


5. I ride my jet ski all day and never get bored. I love it 🙂


6. There’s a lot of fun to be had in the sun with a jet ski.


7. I’m not a fan of getting wet, but I’ll make an exception for jet skiing!


8. I don't know what it is with jet skis but they're my new favorite toy!


9. Jet skiing makes life worth living. It gives people pleasure and excitement they might not usually find elsewhere. Plus, it helps us become closer friends as we share such amazing moments together!


10. Finishing my first day of jet skiing with a beautiful sunset view! Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow!


11. Jet skiing makes me feel free and alive! It’s empowering!


12. Jet skiing is a risk I take every day!


13. Today was one for the books. A day spent in paradise while cruising around on a jet ski? It doesn't get better than that.


14. The sun is shining, the water is sparkling, and you have your new jet ski. You are in complete bliss as you cruise around the lake with a huge smile on your face. There's nothing like spending time outdoors and enjoying nature.


15. I think there’s nothing greater than a day spent out on your favorite jet ski! Some people go for days at the beach, but that doesn’t do anything for me, haha. Jet skiing is where it’s at :).


16. Passing through the waves on my jet ski like a true pro!


17. Ride or Die: I’m not going anywhere without my Jet Ski


18. I don't know what it is about jet skiing that I like so much. Is there something wrong with me?


19. Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can buy jet skis.


20. Riding a jet ski feels like flying!


21. I'm in the clear!" ~Me on my jet ski


22. I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for jet skiing.


23. Being on a jet ski feels like being part of the ocean’s life force!


24. I love being out at the lake with all my family! Jet skiing is perfect for giving those summer vibes.


25. “If I died and they buried me at sea, would you come to visit? If only for another day?” – “Yes. That’s what Jet Skis are for.” – One Tree Hill


26. “Jet Skiing makes me feel free and alive!”


27. Every day I wake up and ask myself: What would Jet Ski do?


28. Jet skiing is like meeting up with an old friend you haven't seen in years, only this time they're even better than before!


29. Jet Skiing makes me feel like I'm doing something meaningful in life.


30. Home is where the jet ski is!


31. That’s my first jump with my jet ski. #jump


32. I’m on a jet ski, I feel the wind in my hair, the water lapping at my toes. Life is good.


33. You’re never too old to enjoy life Jet Skiing is one way that you can stay fit while having fun doing it as well.


34. Jet Skiing takes me back to being carefree.


35. If you love to jet ski…. let’s be friends!


36. Forget the yacht… give me a jet ski any day!


37. No matter how strong the current, I’ll never let a jet ski sink!


38. Any day is a good day for riding a jet ski.


39. Making sure to soak up the sun while chilling out on my jet ski!


40. Jet skis are great for exploring and adventuring.


41. Life is better on a Jet Ski.


42. If you're looking for a good time, let's go on a jet ski adventure.


43. Jet skiing will automatically make you wear your attitude.


44. Life is short. Ride a jet ski.


45. Jet skis, they’re so much fun! I love riding them on a sunny day like today ;).


46. All aboard for an amazing jet ski experience!


47. Let the good times roll…on a jet ski!


48. Swinging through the waves on a jet ski is so much fun!


49. What do you think about my new jet ski? Is this an example of life imitating art or what?


50. I’m a sucker for jet skis.


51. The life of a jet ski professional – living the dream!


52. Jet skiing is one of my favorite sports because it reminds me of surfing and fishing without all the hard work involved.


53. I’m not saying I don’t like swimming, but I do like jet skiing better.


54. A bad day on a jet ski is still better than a good day at work.


55. Jet skiing is so fun that you can actually forget about everything else and have a good time!


56. No matter where life takes me, I’ll always come back to my first love: jet skiing!


57. You know you have jet skied when you feel frustrated at times not being able to master a move.


58. I need someone who can keep up with my jet ski enthusiasm. Call out now if that person is YOU!!


59. How could I not be happy on a jet ski?


60. This is why I need an oxygen tank." - Me while getting off my jet ski after being out all day long.


61. Jet ski fast, jet ski furious!


62. I ride my Jet Skis all day and never get bored; in fact, I absolutely LOVE IT 😉


63. There’s no better feeling than tearing up the waves on a jet ski!


64. It's not even that hard to get a jet ski.


65. Just because I’m on a jet ski doesn’t mean I’m not a classy lady.


66. Feeling lucky to have so much fun on the water! Jet skiing is wonderful!


67. Taking in the scenic view while I ride my jet ski!


68. Don’t be such a jet skidder!


69. Just another day cruising around on a jet ski.


70. Just because I’m on a jet ski doesn’t mean I can’t also be a pirate.


71. Jet skiing is the best


72. Jet skis are the best way to get around and explore!


73. Off to the ocean for some jet skiing fun!


74. Riding my new favorite toy in the world: my jet ski!


75. Damn, it’s good to get out on a jet skiing adventure!


76. I ride my Jet Skis all day and never get bored in fact, I absolutely LOVE IT.


77. It's always good when you come home and your jet ski isn't.


78. Those waves were amazing on our jet ski ride :).


79. Jet Skiing at its finest!


80. Jet skiing really builds character. #character


81. What’s another fun name for a jet ski? A boatercycle!


82. The life of a jet ski brat.


83. I always feel so free when I’m jet skiing!


84. I'm not sure what the difference is between a jet ski and an ocean skier.


85. I can't wait to jet ski with the girls tomorrow


86. I’m not a Jet Skiing expert, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t how it’s supposed to work.


87. How do I feel? Jet Skiing makes me feel free and alive! It's empowering!


88. Do you believe in adventure? Well, then hop on board my jet ski


89. I’m hooked on jet skiing!


90. When you’re on a jet ski with someone you love, life is a party that never ends.


91. Jet skiing is the best fun ever.


92. I like big jet skis, and I cannot lie!


93. Hot days. Cold water. Jet skis.


94. The freedom of being able to jet ski is amazing!


95. Jet skiing is like riding a bike… except with more waves and fewer clothes.


96. I’m so lucky that jet ski lessons have been a tradition in our family for years! #FamilyTime


97. I love jet skiing because I get to try new things every time and explore new areas, which is really cool for me.


98. My favorite mode of transportation this summer has been by far the Jet Ski! I love it because I can go explore new areas and just cruise around with friends, or solo. It does not matter where you are going on one as long as they're with you 🙂


99. Jet skis + riding waves = pure bliss happy go lucky me


100. Feeling perfectly imperfect happy on my jet ski ♥️♥️


101. Riding my jet ski in paradise…absolutely amazing!!!


102. Life is short, but it’s even shorter when you’re falling off a jet ski.


103. Just me, the water, and my jet ski.


104. Jet skiing is one of the best recreational activities that I know of because it’s so much fun and really easy for beginners.


105. When it comes to jet skiing, always remember: It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey.


106. Taking a spin on a jet ski is always a blast! The views are unbeatable!


107. I like speed, so I like taking the jet skis out and hitting the water, or hitting the lake. In the winter, unfortunately.


108. You don’t need an excuse, you just need goggles.” – My friend who rides Jet Skis every weekend 😉


109. Have you ever seen someone unhappy on a jet ski?


110. Jet skiing is the best!


111. Barefooting it through the waves on my jet ski!


112. I thought jet skiing would be more… exciting.


113. “Jet skiing. It teaches you to say yes more often. To take bigger risks.” -John Kerry


114. I love being able to spend time with my family and friends by riding on a jet ski in beautiful weather like this!


115. I love jet skiing because it requires nothing but your hands, legs and ocean. And your jet ski, of course


116. My favorite thing about jet skiing is how easy it is to be super agile and move around quickly.


117. I can’t get enough of the feeling of freedom that comes with jet skiing!


118. Popping wheelies on my jet ski because life is too short to play it safe.


119. Jet skiing is my therapy & it always works wonders!


120. It’s not summer unless you have a jet ski adventure


121. It doesn't get any better than this: heading out for an afternoon ride on your favorite jet ski!


122. Nothing beats the feeling of cruising through the waves on my jet ski – even better when I can find some beautiful scenery in the process!


123. Dear jet ski, I think about you all the time.


124. Jet skiing is one of the best recreational activities that I know of because it's so much fun and really easy for beginners.


125. Jet Skiing: because swimming is too mainstream.


126. It’s not summer unless you have a jet ski adventure.


127. I can't wait for summer so I can get my jet ski out on the water again; it just makes me feel alive 🙂


128. Sitting on the back of a jet ski with your hair blowing in the wind, feeling the sun beating down on you, and taking a selfie that will make all your friends jealous. These are just some of my favorite things. I'm sure they're some of yours too.


129. To jet ski or not to jet ski…that is the question.


130. I ride and enjoy jet skiing all day, every day


131. “Jet skiing is a risk I take every day!”


132. I don’t know what it is about jet skiing that I like so much. Is there something wrong with me?


133. If you haven’t jet skied you have been missing the good things of life.


134. I’m not saying I want to live on a jet ski, but I wouldn’t mind it.


135. I love jet skiing because it makes me feel like I am part of the moment. The feeling of freedom while travelling across the water is second to none.


136. Having fun with friends and family, jet skiing together!


137. Jet skis are the best way to travel!


138. Always up for a good time, especially when it involves jet skiing!


139. Summer finally arrived, and what better way to enjoy it than to cruise around on a jet ski? There’s nothing like a day of jet skiing with your friends to make you feel like you’re flying across the water. Capturing your jet skiing adventures on Instagram is a great way to share your passion with others!


140. It doesn’t get much better than cruising down the coast on a jet ski with the sound of the waves crashing behind you.


141. Up early for a little jet skiing action!


142. Don’t make jet skiing a package tour. It is for the truly passionate ones.


143. Oh look, another failed attempt at jet skiing.


144. Summer is officially in full swing, and it is the perfect time to break out the jet skis and hit the open water! Nothing beats a day of feeling the wind in your ponytail as you and your friends speed across the water like a pack of dolphins. While you’re at it, don’t forget to take some great photos to post on Instagram.


145. A Jet Ski is a type of personal watercraft that allows you to get up close and personal with the waves. The best time to ride one is during the summer months. There are many opportunities for adventure, like riding in a large body of water or exploring shallow coral reefs. If you're looking for something new to do this summer, take your camera out on a jet ski!


146. There’s a lot of fun to be had in the sun with a jet ski!


147. Jet Ski life is what I live for!


148. And on the 8th day, God created jet skiing.


149. Wish I could ride my jet ski all day and night.


150. Enjoying life one jet ski ride at a time.


151. Jet skiing's like riding motorcycles on the water. It takes some getting used to.


152. I can't wait to go out on the water with my jet ski.


153. A jet ski may even make you scared, but one thing’s for sure, it just won’t make you sad.


154. Whatever floats your jet ski.


155. I'm the happiest when I am with my friends and family on a jet ski, taking in some sun.


156. The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to jet ski with them.


157. My life revolves around jet skiing.


158. I’m never happier than when I’m on a Jet Ski, my true love.


159. Jet skis are like potato chips… you can never have just one!


160. Jet ski time! ???? #jetlife


161. Swinging through the waves on my trusty jet ski!


162. The peace and tranquility of jet skiing can be likened to meditation.


163. Apparently, I just don’t have the coordination for Jet Skiing.


164. Jet skis + riding waves = pure bliss 🙂 happy go lucky me 🙂


165. What’s better than a sunny day on the water? A sunny day with a jet ski!


166. Jet skiing, for the first time, is the hardest. Then on, you will always want to go jet skiing.


167. Jet skiing is always a great time – no matter what mood I’m in!


168. If you thought swimming with sharks was dangerous, wait until you see me on a jet ski.


169. I’m the type of person who likes to try new things. So, it’s time to try jet skiing.


170. Jet skiing has given me more excitement than any other hobby or activity in life!


171. Jet skiing is pure excitement.


172. Have a whale of a time in the beautiful water, on this beach-ready jet ski


173. I’m so grateful for my awesome jet ski!


174. I’m the happiest when I am with my friends and family on a jet ski, taking in some sun.


175. Jet skiing is my therapy… and it’s cheaper than therapy!


176. Going fast and feeling alive on my jet ski – it doesn’t get any better than this!


177. I’m not saying I need to get a new jet ski.


178. If you haven’t jet ski, you have been missing the good things in life.


179. This is why we ride jet skis!


180. I feel so free when I’m riding my jet ski


181. Hitting the waves on a jet ski feels amazing!


182. I'm finding the perfect balance on my jet ski because you have to be strong and quick when you're out there in the water.


183. Summertime is the perfect time to spend time outdoors, riding a jet ski, and enjoying the sunshine.


184. Jet skiing isn’t all about stunts. Of course, stunts make jet skiing more fun to watch.


185. Jet skiing makes me forget about all of my worries and stresses from life.


186. We just gotta get these jet skis out there! (Out in the water?) "Nah, more like Instagram."


187. If you want adventure, do it on a Jet Ski 😉


188. Jet skiing with my squad like…


189. I don't know what it is about jet skis but I can't seem to stay away from them! - Captain Obvious"


190. Jet ski hard. Live easy.


191. Jet skiing truly changed my life.


192. Jet skiing with friends is so much more fun.


193. It doesn’t get any better than this: heading out for an afternoon ride on your favorite jet ski!


194. One day I will own a fleet of jet skis!


195. Riding a jet ski is like flying on water.


196. There are no problems when you’re riding your jet ski: only solutions!


197. I ride my Jet Skis all day and never get bored; in fact, I absolutely LOVE IT


198. Experiencing new depths and exploring new landscapes while jet skiing – simply beautiful!


199. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s making jet skiing look easy.


200. Riding the waves on a jet ski.


201. You will surely fall in love with jet skiing.


202. The best of water, motorbiking, and speed are all in jet skiing.


203. Jet ski: The only way to ride the waves!


204. Please don't ask me to drive. (I'm not sure what the difference is between a jet ski and an ocean skier.) "Can we just go grocery shopping instead?"


205. When I'm not on a jet ski, all of my selfies are at the bottom of the ocean.


206. This is the life: having fun on my jet ski!


207. And they said I couldn’t Jet Ski…


208. Who needs work when you get to jet ski all day? #weekendgoals


209. I’ll be honest. You had me at jet ski.


210. I don’t care how much money you have, you can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a jet ski, and that’s pretty close.


211. There’s nothing like jet skiing on a warm day!


212. I love the smell of salt water and jet skis in the morning


213. Once you begin jet skiing, you will get addicted to it for sure.


214. We’re jet skiing through the waves, with nothing but a king tide to fear.


215. A boat's wake does NOT scare me because I AM ON THE JET SKIIIII!!!


216. Riding the waves and enjoying the sun on my jet ski!


217. Taking a spin for a little fun on my jet ski!


218. The beauty of nature – captured perfectly in a jet ski ride!


219. Jet skiing is like having your own personal waterpark.


220. I never go out jet skiing without all the safeguards in place.


221. Breaking the rules and getting my thrills on a jet ski is my favorite way to spend an afternoon.


222. It’s not summer unless you ride a jet ski.


223. Jet skiing is about time we start working for what we want!. No one wants to put in the work these days… We all want everything handed to us on a silver platter.


224. How do I feel? Jet Skiing makes me feel FREE AND ALIVE! It's empowering! It's an adventure!


225. Watching the sunset while cruising on my jet ski is a perfect way to end the day.


226. Jet skiing does change your character for the better.


227. The feeling of soaring through the water on my jet ski is indescribable!


228. Don’t talk to me while I’m jet skiing.


229. Get some serious speed and real fun on the water with a hydro jet ski. This isn’t your ordinary boat, dude.


230. Captured on camera riding a majestic jet ski!


231. I love spending time on my jet ski, it’s like floating in paradise.


232. I’m just chilling on the beach with my jet ski


233. If it floats and moves when you want it to it is a jet ski for sure.


234. If life gives you lemons… buy a jet ski and drive it off a cliff into the ocean while yelling ‘Life gave me lemons!’ at the top of your lungs.


235. Life is like a jet ski. You can either let it take you where it wants to go, or you can turn the handlebars and make it go where *you* want it to go.


236. I’m on a jet ski, with the sun setting behind me. I can’t help but smile.


237. I’d rather be riding my jet ski than doing anything else.


238. Jet skiing is like the closest thing you’ll ever have to skydive but without all of the hassles.


239. Every time I get on a jet ski, this is what happens.


240. If you aren’t jet skiing you are missing out!


241. I have always seen jet skiers be happy.


242. I love this time of year. The vibes, the weather, and of course, my jet ski.


243. I always wanted to be able to go jet skiing and now I can! ????


244. I'm always the person who will try something new, like jet skiing. Just never forget your sunscreen or a towel if you're going on a long ride!


245. Who needs a vacation when you have a jet ski?


246. I love spending my summer days outdoors on a jet ski!


247. Ever since I began jet skiing, I have been in the water all day. #jetskiing


248. Today was one for the books. A day spent in paradise while cruising around on a jet ski? It doesn’t get better than that.


249. Keeping a watchful eye on traffic while I cruise on my jet ski!


250. “Jet Skiing takes me back to being carefree.”


251. Looking fly on my jet ski, gazelle-style!


252. If you want adventure, do it on a Jet Ski


253. Jet ski mode: ON.


254. I’m not a professional jet skiier, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to have a good time on one!


255. Life is like a jet ski ride: sometimes you need to take a break to enjoy the view.


256. I was never good at anything at all And then dad took me jet skiing.


257. Jet skis are the best way to get out on the water during wintertime!


258. Life is just more fun when you’re on a jet ski.


259. I feel like I’m in a movie when I ride my jet ski!


260. For me, jet skiing isn’t a skill. It’s simply a way of life for me.


261. Jet skis, they're so much fun. I love riding them on a sunny day like today 🙂


262. Jet skiing. It teaches you to say yes more often. To take bigger risks. -John Kerry


263. Soaking up the sun and living life to the fullest on my jet ski!


264. Jet skiing is all fun and no worries at all. Try it and see for yourself.


265. Jet skiing is my passion, and I can’t imagine life without it.


266. Life is better when you’re on a jet ski 🏊 💪 🏝


267. I’m officially in love with jet skiing!


268. Riding a jet ski is spectacularly fun!


269. Water is my happy place – and I love being able to get up close and personal with it on my jet ski!


270. My favorite sport is jet skiing.


271. Life is short. Buy the jet ski.


272. Have you ever seen an unhappy jet skier? #happy


273. I can’t wait for summer so I can get my jet ski out on the water again; it just makes me feel alive 🙂


274. Catching some sun rays while Jet Ski _______ (insert friend name


275. I love jet skiing with family on a hot summer day.


276. I'll never forget the first time I rode on a Jet Ski


277. It’s always good when you come home and your jet ski isn’t.


278. If you haven’t fallen or hit the water, you just haven’t been jet skiing at all.


279. Jet skiing is the most fun you can have on water!


280. Routine is boring adventure is fun. So I took up jet skiing.


281. Wave goodbye to your cares and hello to fun in the sun with a jet ski!


282. It’s not even that hard to get a jet ski.


283. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s jet skiing… and making memes about it.


284. My favorite mode of transportation this summer has been by far the Jet Ski! I love it because I can go explore new areas and just cruise around with friends, or solo. It does not matter where you are going on one as long as they’re with you


285. With friends like mine who have awesome Jet Ski tricks under their belt? You NEVER get bored! 😉


286. I always look for a chance to go to some sunny waterfront and Jet Ski with my friends.


287. My jet ski makes me feel like one with nature—and that’s what matters most to me!


288. It's not always about how fast your jet ski goes ..sometimes it's all about where you take it. 😉


289. When life gives you deadlines … make some time for jet skiing!


290. The best view is on a jet ski.


291. Ride or Die: I'm not going anywhere without my Jet Ski


292. I can’t wait for summer so I can get my jet ski out on the water again; it just makes me feel alive


293. What could be more fun than some #jet skiing with my girl? 🏊🚣☀️


294. You’ll be a jet ski wizard before you know it. Stop by today and discover the joy of jet skis.


295. Summer ain’t summer without a jet ski.


296. I've been riding jet skis since before they were cool.


297. Jet skiing makes life worth living. It gives people pleasure and excitement they might not usually find elsewhere.


298. There’s nothing like hitting the waves on a jet ski and feeling like a king or queen!


299. I love jet skiing because I get to try new things every time and explore new areas, which is really cool for me 🙂 It also lets me spend more time in nature so that’s always great too!!


300. Always say yes to jet skiing.


301. You can never get a good tan without an awesome jet ski ride.


302. Riding jet skis, living life one adventure at a time!


303. No matter how bad things get, as long as I'm on my jet ski then it's all good in the end!"


304. I’m in my element when I’m on a jet ski!


305. Life is too short to not go jet skiing!


306. Life is better when you’re on a jet ski.


307. If you see me on a jet ski, you should probably wave.


308. Jet Skis are the coolest invention since sliced bread.


309. I’m one with the water when I’m on my jet ski.


310. I'm always up for a jet ski adventure.


311. I live for the summer. Jet skis, dancing, and the beach 🛥 🍦


312. A good Jet skiing session is the perfect cure for whatever is stressing you out.


313. Riding a jet ski is the perfect way to spend an afternoon!


314. Jet skiing is my favorite way to enjoy the sun and the sea.


315. Jet Ski Your Way to A Happier, Healthier You!


316. I'll do anything to escape this misery, even if it means taking a jet ski for a spin!


317. When on land, I bike. When on the water, I jet ski.


318. Did you see my new Jet Ski? I named it Hurricane . . -I think we should start calling this “surfing.”


319. We're always happy when we have a jet ski trip lined up for us!


320. When life is so busy you need jet skis to get from place to place.


321. My jet ski is faster than your car!


322. Time to take my jet ski out for a spin! Can’t wait to go cruising!


323. Riding on a jet ski is always such a fun experience – you never know what you’ll see out there!


324. When jet skiing, it’s all about having fun!


325. It is now or never. So let’s begin. Get on that Jet Ski right now. #nowornever


326. A bad day on the jet ski is better than a good day at work.


327. Jet skiing is in my blood.


328. When you’re on a jet ski, nothing else matters except the wind and water.


329. I’m gonna sail the seas… on my jet ski!


330. Life’s a beach, and I’m riding my jet ski.


331. Living on an island and spending my days jet skiing and snorkeling is a true dream come true.


332. When you’re riding a jet ski and you’re not sure if you should be doing it.


333. I'm not sure if you could call it a summer job, but riding jet skis is my second favorite thing to do.


334. Summertime just wouldn’t be the same without some jet skiing!


335. Just living life one jet ski ride at a time!


336. Risk-taker: I’m always up for some adventure on my jet ski!


337. It’s never too late to learn how to jet ski.


338. I love seeing the smile on people’s faces when I take them out on my jet ski!


339. If you want adventure do it on a Jet Ski


340. My idea of a perfect day includes jet skiing and napping in the sun.


341. (My favorite thing about jet skiing is taking pictures!) . . -"Jet Skis are fun, but they're also dangerous as all hell."


342. Some people spend their money on cars, others on houses… I spend mine on jet skis!


343. I’m going to ride this jet ski until I get tired.


344. Cruising through the water in style with my gorgeous jet ski!


345. My favorite pastime? Jet skiing, of course!


346. Waves are just nature’s way of giving jet skiers something to jump over.


347. Even now that I have settled, I made sure I settled near the water. And I still go jet skiing on weekends.


348. Blessed with good waves and a jet ski 👌


349. Jet skis are for adventure.


350. Life is just more fun when you're on a jet ski.


351. Riding high on the waves – feel the power of a jet ski!


352. Pushing myself to reach new limits is what makes me happiest – just like riding my jet ski!


353. I love jet skiing because it’s like being in a whole different world!


354. No hard and fast rules in jet skiing. Only it doesn’t hurt to be a little cautious.


355. I’m a jet skiing machine!


356. Sunscreen, check! life jacket, check! jet ski, let’s go!


357. It’s a jet ski that takes me into another world.


358. Jet Ski Puns


359. Life is too short to sit around on the beach! Let’s go jet skiing!


360. Nothing beats cruising on salt water in my own jet ski!


361. Today, I’m just going to relax on my jet ski and take it easy…


362. Jet skiing is the best way to spend an afternoon on a sunny day.


363. I love being out on the water, especially if I'm riding one of my favorite Jet Skis!


364. I love jet skiing. I'm so happy when I get to go on it with my friends!


365. Loving every minute of my time spent on my beautiful, sparkling jet ski!


366. I love jet skiing. I’m so happy when I get to go on it with my friends!


367. I love jet skiing because I get to try new things every time and explore new areas, which is really cool for me It also lets me spend more time in nature so that’s always great too!!


368. Jet skiing is all about the rush.


369. Jet skiing is the only thing that will make me feel alive right now.


370. Jet Ski Rides Made Easy!


371. Just taking a relaxing jet ski ride with my husband could make any day perfect!


372. Livin’ the jet ski life!


373. Jet skiing on an island makes you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise.


374. Jet skiing is the perfect way to get out on the water, catch some sun and enjoy a fun day of relaxation.


375. I've never been more carefree than when I'm out on the open waters with my jet skis!


376. When I’m on my jet ski, I feel like a superstar.


377. With friends like mine who have awesome Jet Ski tricks under their belt You NEVER get bored.


378. There’s nothing like the feeling of independence and freedom when I’m out on my jet ski.


379. There's a lot of fun to be had in the sun with a jet ski!


380. I think there's nothing greater than a day spent out on your favorite jet ski! Some people go for days at the beach, but that doesn't do anything for me, haha. Jet skiing is where it's at :).


381. Let the good times roll, we’re jet skiing all day long.


382. Dancing on the waves with my jet ski, baby!


383. Jet skis are my kind of boat.


384. Just living my best life, one jet ski ride at a time!


385. I absolutely love jet skiing! The feeling of the sun and the water on my skin, the wind whipping through my hair, and the speed… It’s exhilarating!


386. Sometimes the only thing left to do is ride a Jet Ski


387. Feeling fearless and free on my jet ski!


388. For the witty among you, use the contents to jump to our hilarious jet ski puns and sayings! There’s something for everyone in this article.


389. Sun, sand, and sea… and a jet ski!


390. Riding a jet ski feels like you’re flying – it’s always so exhilarating!


391. You can never have too much jet skiing in your life!


392. Jet skiing is my favorite water sport.


393. I didn’t have any passion for anything at all. And then came jet skiing.


394. To err is human, to jet ski is divine.


395. Jet skiing with my squad is always a blast.


396. What’s DJ Khaled’s favorite Jet ski brand? Kawasakey!


397. So happy to be alive – riding a jet ski!


398. Jet ski season is my favorite time of the year.


399. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s making a fool of myself on a jet ski.


400. Can’t hear you over the sound of my jet ski engine!


401. Life is a jet ski, and I just want to ride it.


402. I really need a Jet Ski to take my mind off of this.


403. I grew up skiing, but now I love jet skiing even more!


404. I’m not a fast swimmer, but I can sure move fast on a jet ski


405. My perfect summer day: jet skiing with friends!


406. Jet skis are amazing because you don’t have to be afraid of hurting your body when they tip over or capsize… unlike water kayaks


407. I'm not afraid to admit that I've been struggling with some depression lately and jet skis have helped me feel better.


408. I think there’s nothing greater than a day spent out on your favorite jet ski Some people go for days at the beach.


409. The best way to spend a hot day: jet skiing on the open sea


410. I feel so alive when I’m on a jet ski!


411. “Jet skiing is the best way to go on a date, ever.”


412. Jet Skiing makes me feel free and alive!


413. I love being out on the water, especially if I’m riding one of my favorite Jet Skis!


414. Glowing like a rockstar while jet skiing!


415. The best water sport is jet skiing. Try it and see for yourself.


416. I'm not saying I need to get a new jet ski.


417. When I’m not parasailing, I can be found feeding my addiction to jet skiing.


418. Set down the phone and grab on to your adventures with powerful jet skis from Yamaha. Hit the throttle


419. When you’re on a jet ski, the world is your oyster.


420. “Jet skiing has given me more excitement than any other hobby or activity in life!”


421. Just because I’m on a jet ski doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the scenery!


422. I can’t wait for summer so I can get my jet ski out on the water again it just makes me feel alive.


423. I'm just chilling on the beach with my jet ski


424. You're never too old to enjoy life 😉 "Jet Skiing" is one way that you can stay fit while having fun doing it as well!


425. Jet skiing has been a lifesaver for me this summer.


426. Being out on a jet ski is always a blast – no matter what the weather is like!


427. Staying hydrated by always being on the jet ski.


428. I jet ski so I don’t have to walk on water.


429. “Please don’t ask me to drive.” (I’m not sure what the difference is between a jet ski and an ocean skier.) “Can we just go grocery shopping instead?”


430. What’s better than spending summer on a jet ski? Spending summer on a jet ski with a friend you love.


431. The fun and excitement of jet skiing is contagious! 😎🚤


432. My next vacation is going to be just me and my jet ski, no one else allowed.


433. Seeing that big blue ocean from my seat on my jet ski is amazing!


434. Jet skiing brings out my childlike joy.


435. I’m not a fan of swimming, but I’ll make an exception for jet skiing.


436. Jet skis are so much fun.


437. Jet skiing is one adventure you just won’t be able to resist going on at all.


438. Keep calm and jet ski on.


439. That was the first time I fell off my jet ski.


440. I love jet skiing because I get to try new things every time and explore new areas, which is really cool for me .


441. The warm sun and the cool waters make it a fantastic environment to Jet Ski in.


442. I ride and enjoy jet skiing all day, every day 🙂


443. Riding my jet ski is the most therapy I need.


444. It's not summer unless you have a jet ski adventure


445. I love that jet skis are basically summer on wheels


446. When I'm on a Jet Ski, the only thing that matters is getting to my destination as fast as possible. For me, there's nothing better than cruising across the water and feeling the sun beat down on my skin. When you're in control of your own ride, you can go anywhere without having to worry about anyone else.


447. I don’t always jet ski, but when I do, I make sure to make a splash.


448. When I’m on my jet ski, all of my worries just disappear.


449. It’s not always about how fast your jet ski goes ..sometimes it’s all about where you take it.


450. It is never the ocean’s fault that you can’t Jet Ski. #fault


451. A smooth sea never made a skilled jet ski rider.


452. It’s amazing how fast I can go on my jet ski!


453. Jet skiing is a blast. The water, the wind – it’s like floating on a cloud!


454. Life is good, but it’s better on a jet ski!


455. Just kicking back and enjoying the ride on my beautiful jet ski!


456. I’m not rich, but I can afford my jet ski.


457. Riding the waves on a jet ski is so much fun!


458. I love to jet ski, speedboat, water ski. So I love to get away to somewhere sunny and just get on the water and have some fun with some friends.


459. Riding a jet ski is like flying without having to worry about turbulence.


460. No other sport is as exciting as jet skiing.


461. Jet skiing keeps me hydrated always.


462. That stand-up I do on my jet ski is what has made me so popular here.


463. Nothing says summer like jet skiing.


464. I'm so lucky that jet ski lessons have been a tradition in our family for years! #FamilyTime


465. “I really need a Jet Ski to take my mind off of this.”


466. Summertime = Jet Skiing Time


467. Life just wouldn’t be complete without cruising around on a jet ski.


468. It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey… especially when that journey is on a jet ski.


469. Time spent on a jet ski is never wasted.


470. My day of jet skiing was so chill. I even earned a sunset 🌅 💃 🌆


471. I have yet to find a jet ski that isn’t beautiful.


472. I’m so lucky that jet ski lessons have been a tradition in our family for years!


473. I am so different normally from the time that I jet ski. #jetski


474. Riding in style on my trusty jet ski!


475. If the question is about a jet ski…. My answer is yes!


476. Jet skiing is the best way to go on a date, ever.


477. There are a lot of things that you can do with Instagram nowadays. You can post pictures, videos and even create a story if you want to share those moments with your followers without giving them too much information. One thing that people seem to like doing is taking pictures of their jet skis and posting them on Instagram for all the world to see.


478. No hard and fast rule in jet skiing. Only, it doesn’t hurt to be a little cautious.


479. I’m not a morning person, but I can jet ski!


480. What’s better than sitting out by the water? Riding your favorite Jet Skis, of course ;).


481. Life's better when you're living it up on a jet ski!


482. I never stop thinking about riding my jet ski.


483. Jet skiing is one of the best ways to explore new places…especially when it’s sunny and calm like today!


484. A jet ski is like a snowflake; each one is unique and beautiful in its own way.


485. With the weather warming up, we know you’re itching to head out onto the beach and have some fun. Jet Skiing is one of the best ways to enjoy the summer weather—and what better way to show off your love for it than by sharing your jet ski adventures on Instagram?


486. The most fun I’ve ever had was on a jet ski.


487. I live on the water and I have jet skis. Skiing is my biggest thing, I’ve been skiing since I was five-years-old.


488. Taking my jet ski out for a spin is the best way to spend a summer day!


489. Jet skiing is about time we start working for what we want!. No one wants to put in the work these days... We all want everything handed to us on a silver platter.


490. “We just gotta get these jet skis out there!” (Out in the water?) “Nah, more like Instagram.”


491. One does not simply go jet skiing without getting wet!


492. “Riding a wave” vs. “riding a jet ski.” Which one sounds more fun to you? 😉 … Well, then why not do both??:) *sigh* can life really be this good every single day?!?! 😉


493. You had me at jet ski.


494. f you're on a jet ski and don't have your life jacket, what are you waiting for?


495. Jet Skis and waves. Who needs a boat when you’ve got two throttles and a tow-rope?


496. I live for the moment of bliss when I’m on a jet ski, and nothing else matters.


497. Watching the sunset while cruising on a jet ski is incredibly beautiful.


498. My idea of relaxation is kicking back on my jet ski with a cold beverage in hand.


499. How can you not feel relaxed and happy when you’re riding on a beautiful, shining jet ski?


500. Money doesn’t buy happiness…. but it buys a jet ski!


501. I’m in love with my jet ski and I couldn’t be happier!


502. Just zoomin’ and enjoy the ride on my jet ski!


503. Jet skis are amazing because you don't have to be afraid of hurting your body when they tip over or capsize... unlike water kayaks


504. I need someone who can keep up with my jet ski enthusiasm.


505. You’re never too old to enjoy life “Jet Skiing” is one way that you can stay fit while having fun doing it as well!


506. You don’t have to be crazy to jet ski with me, but it helps.


507. I am a huge water sports fan I love to jet ski, speedboat, water ski So I love to get away to somewhere sunny.


508. Just because I’m on a jet ski doesn’t mean I can’t take it easy!


509. Don’t make jet skiing a package tour It is for the truly passionate ones.


510. I don’t move much. So I jet ski and let the machine move for me.


511. Jet skiing makes me feel at home as if there's nowhere else that feels quite like this.


512. A day on the water is always a blast with my buddies on my jet ski!


513. Do you believe in adventure? Well, then hop on board my jet ski.


514. Jet skiing is just like normal skiing but wetter.


515. I may not be able to fly, but jet skiing is the next best thing!


516. What's better than sitting out by the water? Riding your favorite Jet Skis, of course ;).


517. Jet skiing is never complete without snacks!


518. Summer ain’t summer without a jet ski


519. Jet skiing for the first time is the hardest. Then on you will always want to go jet skiing.


520. I love jet skiing because I get to try new things every time and explore new areas, which is really cool for me 🙂 It also lets me spend more time in nature so that's always great too!!


521. If you’ve never tried jet skiing, you’re missing out on something amazing!


522. Riding a wave vs. "riding a jet ski." Which one sounds more fun to you? 😉 ... Well, then why not do both??:) *sigh* can life really be this good every single day?!?! 😉


523. Resilience is what you get imbibed in you when you go jet skiing. #resilience


524. ‘Cuz life is better when you’re on a jet ski!


525. Jet skiing is so much fun, today I’m going to go visit some friends and take them out for a spin


526. Riding a jet ski is like being in a dream world.


527. Jet skiing is pure excitement. Can’t wait to make some noise down at the lake today!


528. Did you see my new Jet Ski? I named it Hurricane . . -I think we should start calling this "surfing."


529. Nothing like a little jet skiing to chase away the blues.


530. Taking life at a leisurely pace aboard my jet ski… just me, the waves, and my friends!!!


531. Jet skiing and fishing! – a perfect day on the water!


532. Jet skis, they're so much fun! I love riding them on a sunny day like today ;).


533. Life’s a river and I’m a jet ski.


534. Jet skiing is so much fun, today I'm going to go visit some friends and take them out for a spin


535. Jet skiing makes me feel at home as if there’s nowhere else that feels quite like this.


536. Jet skiing is a risk I take every day! -


537. Life without a jet ski is not life.


538. It’s not always about how fast your jet ski goes ..sometimes it’s all about where you take it. 😉


539. Every time I get on a jet ski, I feel like a kid again!


540. Routine is boring adventure is fun. So I took up jet skiing. #adventure


541. Riding a jet ski is the ultimate feeling of freedom.


542. How do you get a man talking on his phone to get off his jet ski? Wave!


543. The life of a jet ski rider is never dull!


544. I don’t care what people think of me when I’m jet skiing…I’m having too much fun to care!


545. If you were going to get on a jet ski, would you have picked one with a GoPro mounted on it? … because we did!


546. Everything makes sense on a jet ski.


547. I love that jet skis are basically summer on wheels.


548. Summer ain't summer without a jet ski


549. I’m not a big fan of jet skiing.


550. The feeling you get when your toes touch sand after hours on a jet ski is the most refreshing sensation ever… (or something like that)


551. How do I feel? Jet Skiing makes me feel FREE AND ALIVE! It’s empowering!


552. Jet skiing is one of the best things you can do


553. Jet skiing is the best because you can go really fast inspiring people who are important in my life.


554. Daydreaming while jet skiing is the best relaxation therapy.


555. With friends like mine who have awesome Jet Ski tricks under their belt? You NEVER get bored!


556. I don’t need an excuse to ride my jet ski.


557. Jet skiing is one of my favorite things to do when I'm with friends!


558. A day at the beach wouldn’t be the same without a good jet ski ride!


559. Jet skiing is the ultimate way to enjoy the water!


560. Jet skiing is just so exhausting. And then you get better at it.


561. The sun's shining, the water sparkling - all because we've got our new jet ski! #jetlife


562. If you’re not living life in the fast lane, you’re not living life at all… get out there and get on a jet ski!


563. Time for some fun on the Jet Ski.


564. Okay, that’s it, I’m done with jet skiing!


565. “Jet skiing is a risk I take every day!” –


566. I’m not sure what the difference is between a jet ski and an ocean skier.


567. Life is more fun on a jet ski.


568. I don’t need therapy, I just need to go jet skiing.


569. I’ll never forget the first time I rode on a Jet Ski


570. Life’s better when you’re living it up on a jet ski!


571. Jet skis are like happy pills…they just make everything better!


572. Beautiful sunsets and clear waters make for perfect jet ski rides.


573. (My favorite thing about jet skiing is taking pictures!) . . -“Jet Skis are fun, but they’re also dangerous as all hell.”


574. I jet ski therefore I am.


575. I’m on a jet ski, and things are looking up!


576. Jet skiing has become such an important part of my life but if I had known how expensive they were when I first started, I might have been better prepared financially for this kind of lifestyle change!


577. Jet skiing gives me peace of mind and an escape unlike any other. -Captain Obvious"


578. God helped us build jet skis for a reason. So I am living the reason.


579. A day at the beach isn’t complete without jumping on a jet ski!


580. Born to jet ski. Forced to work.


581. Jet skiing’s like riding motorcycles on the water. It takes some getting used to.


582. I love getting away from the hustle and bustle of life for a little while. I can't help but smile when I'm on my jet ski.


583. Jet ski rides are like ice cream; there’s always room for one more.


584. Life is short, ride a jet ski!


585. I love being on the water with my jet ski.


586. Jet skiing is a way to live life without regrets.


587. Cruising effortlessly through the water – thanks, jet ski!


588. Jet Skiing is the best thing ever


589. If I am not jet skiing….. I am dreaming about it.


590. I have been jet skiing since my childhood.


591. It was a day for firsts. First time going on a jet ski by myself and I did so well!


592. Jet skiing is like the closest thing you'll ever have to skydive but without all of the hassles.


593. Traveling down the peaceful coastline on my jet ski.


594. Jet skis were invented for people who can’t swim but still want to drown.


595. I’m always the person who will try something new, like jet skiing. Just never forget your sunscreen or a towel if you’re going on a long ride!


596. Riding on a jet ski is like flying with the birds, but instead of chirping and squawking you're screaming "WHOOOOOAAAAA!" - Captain Obvious


597. I can’t wait to go out on the water with my jet ski.


598. “The only thing more fun than jet skiing is being able to say “I jet skied today” after you get off the jet ski.


599. Jet skiing is my life.


600. Jet ski racing is known as one of the fastest-growing water sports in the world. The speed and adrenaline rush make this an exhilarating sport to engage in. If you’ve ever wanted to try jet skiing, there is no better time


601. Do what you love, and love will find you riding your jet ski.


602. Jet skiing is like vitamins, but for my mind and soul.


603. I would tell you how much fun I’m having on this jet ski, but it would probably just sound like bragging.


604. Jet skiing makes me feel free and alive! It's empowering!


605. It's a good day when I'm on the water and my jet ski is waiting for me.


606. Damn, it's good to get out on a jet skiing adventure!


607. If you want adventure do it on a Jet Ski 😉


608. Jet skiing is so easy and so much fun. You’ll never want to get back on land again 😍


609. When I’m out on my jet ski, I feel like I’m in my own world!


610. Jet ski rides and summer nights.


611. Paradise on earth – Jet skiing with my boyfriend 😍😍😍


612. I was never good at anything at all. And then dad took me jet skiing.


613. Getting lost in the beauty of nature while blasting down the water on a jet ski is incredibly therapeutic.


614. Just because I’m on a jet ski doesn’t mean I’m not thinking about my taxes…


615. You must live the adventure they call jet skiing.


616. Friends for life – jet skiing together forever!


617. Jet skiing is about the closest I can get to feeling like my old self.


618. There's not much that makes me feel more alive than riding my jet ski.


619. That feeling when you ride a jet ski on the ocean and feel like you can conquer the universe.


620. Pushing myself to the limit on my jet ski!


621. I ride my jet ski all day and never get bored. I love it


622. Black flipping a jet ski takes real guts. And inhuman practice.


623. There’s nothing like a little jet skiing to get your adrenaline flowing ☀️


624. The feeling you get when your toes touch sand after hours on a jet ski is the most refreshing sensation ever... (or something like that)


625. Jet skiing 🌊 = pure happiness 💙


626. Jet ski selfie time.


627. Jet skiing is great because you can go to the beach or head up into the mountains.


628. Enjoying some peaceful spins on my jet ski!


629. To me, jet skiing is the ultimate way to relax and escape from reality.


630. How do Jet skiers greet each other on the cruise? They start waving!


631. “I need someone who can keep up with my jet ski enthusiasm. Call out now if that person is YOU!!”


632. I feel so free when I’m riding my jet ski 🙂


633. I would never want to be on a jet ski with you.


634. Water skiing is our speciality, but we also specialize in many other water sports like jet skiing.


635. How do I feel? Jet Skiing makes me feel FREE AND ALIVE! It’s empowering! It’s an adventure!


636. I’m sorry for what I said when we were jet skiing.


637. If you thought land was fast, wait until you hit the water on a jet ski!


638. Do you believe in adventure? Well, then hop on board my jet ski 🙂


639. Riding a jet ski is like flying in the air… only better!


640. There is no place like the open sea, when you are on a jet ski.


641. I don't know what it is about jet skis but I can't seem to stay away from them!


642. If there’s one thing I love, it’s jet skiing.


643. When jet skiing, it’s never too hot or too cold out here.


644. Risk-taker: I'm always up for some adventure on my jet ski!


645. I felt jet skiing was the most daring thing I was doing. Then it stuck in.


646. I know what it feels like to be a kid again - just floating and grinning because of our new jet skis!


647. I don’t need therapy, I just need my jet ski.


648. I love jet skiing with my friends! #bestdayever


649. You don't need an excuse, you just need goggles." - My friend who rides Jet Skis every weekend 😉


650. Gliding through the water on my jet ski is simply amazing!


651. Adventure awaits on my jet ski!


652. Just because I’m on a jet ski doesn’t mean I’m not thinking about global warming.


653. Jet Ski Puns for Instagram


654. Laying on my back, the sun shining down and feeling the jet ski go really fast


655. I’m living proof that life is better on a jet ski!


656. Get on the water with jet skis because that's where you belong!


657. I feel like I'm living life to the fullest when I'm on my jet ski.


658. When you’re on a jet ski, the world feels so small.


659. Can’t hear you over the engine of my jet ski.


660. You don’t need an excuse, you just need goggles.” – My friend who rides Jet Skis every weekend


661. There’s no better feeling than flying across the water on a jet ski!


662. Nothing feels better than cruising down the coast on a jet ski with your friends!


663. I’m not addicted to jet skiing, I can stop anytime I want…said no one ever.


664. The jet ski is a real water rocket.


665. All I need is a jet ski, besties and sunshine.


666. When life's got you down sometimes all you need is some time on the water and jet skis can provide just that!").


667. A day without jet skiing is like a day without sunshine.


668. If you didn't know, jet skis are awesome and so are people who ride them!


669. I'm so happy that you're my jet ski partner in crime!


670. Jet skiing is all about the experience, not the destination.


671. Happiness is a day spent riding my jet ski.


672. We went out for a day of Jet Skiing, and we had an awesome time!


673. Jet skis + riding waves = pure bliss.


674. I'm not a big fan of jet skiing.


675. Nothing like some jet skiing with the boys to make the day go by smooth and easy.


676. Jet skiing feels so divine.


677. Spending a lazy day cruising and relaxing on my jet ski!


678. Flying through the water like a superhero on my jet ski!


679. Jet skiing is like a hangover—hard to remember, but fun while it lasts.


680. I spent all day on a jet ski and all night in the pool


681. There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad jet skiing skills.


682. I’m not afraid of jet skis; I’m afraid of falling off them.


683. If you thought drowning was bad, wait until you see me jet skiing…


684. Jet skis, they’re so much fun. I love riding them on a sunny day like today


685. I feel so free when I'm riding my jet ski 🙂


686. I live for jet skiing.


687. The jet ski life.


688. -Just a girl and her jet ski


689. Nothing beats the feeling of being on a jet ski!


690. Jet skiing is my cardio!


691. Officially going jet skiing for the first time today! Can’t wait to explore!


692. I Jet Ski like there is no tomorrow.


693. Jet Skiing is the best thing ever 🙂


694. You are never alone when you jet ski. #neveralone


695. Just another day cruising around on a jet ski


696. Excuse me for a minute, I’m busy jet skiing.


697. I’m a jet skier; I travel down the coast, ride waves and make people happy.


698. Every day is a new adventure on my jet ski!


699. Jet skiing is my life.


700. Glowing like a rockstar while jet skiing!

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