650 Best January Letter Board Quotes (2024)
1. “The New Year is a painting not yet painted; a path not yet stepped on; a wing not yet taken off! Things haven’t happened as yet! Before the clock strikes twelve, remember that you are blessed with the ability to reshape your life!” – Mehmet Murat ildan
2. “There’s a million things I haven’t done, but just you wait.” – Hamilton
3. Breakfast in bed
4. Not to spoil the ending for you, but everything is going to be okay
5. “I miss the 90s when bread was still good for you, and no one knew what kale was. ”
6. NEW YEAR NEW ME… FOR APPROXIMATELY 2 WEEKS
7. “January is here, with eyes that keenly glow, A frost-mailed warrior striding a shadowy steed of snow.” – Edgar Fawcett
8. “There’s nothing fun about fun-size candy bars.” (Halloween)
9. “In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.” – Ben Aaronovitch
10. The Only Time I Set the Bar Low
11. “So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff. ”
12. More tacos, less negativity
13. How ya gon’ be?
14. Ya basic
15. “Goodbye 2021. Hello 2022. Make it good. Fresh start. New chances.”
16. Despacito
17. As emotionally stable as an IKEA table
18. “New year, same me because I’m fabulous.”
19. “January 26th. The day when nothing remarkable happens to anyone else.” – Ashley Newell
20. “The best is yet to come.”
21. So it turns out being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff
22. My personal style these days can best be described as “Didn’t expect to get out of the car”
23. “Our lives. Our time. Our year!”
24. I pee when I cough because of you. — Love, Mom
25. “I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye. ”
26. “Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile.”
27. I’m Sorry I Didn’t Answer the Phone
28. “I try to shop for Christmas gifts…then I see something and I think, you know who would like that? Meee!” (Christmas)
29. “Page 1 of 365. Chapter 1 of 12. 1 epic story.”
30. If you like pina coladas and getting songs stuck in your head
31. Went outside today — Hot. Bugs. People. Zero stars — do not recommend
32. Well… my mom was right about everything
33. “Let’s be thankful for the new year. Let's embrace the cold. And let's say hello to January.”
34. “It’s the most wonderful time of the year.”
35. “No man is free who is not a master of himself. ” — Epictetus
36. Ate a salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton with tomatoes… and cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate a pizza for dinner.
37. “I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be chocolate.”
38. Just a Second, Gotta Overthink
39. “Welcome January: If anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.” – 2 Corinthians 5:17
40. How Much Is Your Life Falling Apart
41. “Eat cake. It’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. ”
42. Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom
43. “January brings the snow, makes our feet and fingers glow.”- Sara Coleridge
44. “I really need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the day coming. ”
45. “When you buy from a small business and actual person does a happy dance.” (Small Business Saturday)
46. My cooking is so fabulous, even the fire alarms cheer me on
47. Relax, We’re All Crazy
48. Schmidt Just Gets it
49. “While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.” – Tom Allen
50. “January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It’s great! And then, by Valentine’s Day, you’re not coming in anymore.” – David Kirsch
51. “To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
52. “For last year’s words belong to last year’s language. And next year’s words await another voice” – T.S Eliot
53. “Welcome January: January is a time of quiet and new beginnings – is the perfect time to reflect on how you want to live your life. January is the perfect time to refocus on your priorities and set goals.”
54. “It’s January and I’m kicking snow off the ground.” – Charlotte Eriksson
55. “Treat every day like it’s a new year because it is.” – Temitope Ibrahim
56. “Leaving a bookstore is hard, especially on a day in January, when the ice is treacherous, the wind is blowing, and the books inside seem to gather together in colorful warmth.” – Jane Smiley.
57. NEW YEAR, SAME ME BECAUSE I’M FABULOUS
58. “Be aware. Be curious. Be clever. ” — Daniel C. Tomas
59. “My goal for 2021 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.”
60. “I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes. ”
61. “Don’t forget to buy your Halloween candy early, so you have time to buy more after you eat it all.” (Halloween)
62. “Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
63. “Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.” – Mark Twain
64. Yeah, abs are great. But have you tried donuts…
65. “I wish I was the person I thought I’d be when I bought all these veggies. ”
66. The hardest 3 things to say:
67. “From the windows, to the walls, Imma ’bout to deck these halls.”
68. “Cheers to new years.”
69. “There are two seasonal diversions that can ease the bite of any winter. One is the January thaw. The other is the seed catalogues.” – Hal Borland
70. “Kindness is like snow, it beautifies everything it covers.” — Kahlil Gibran
71. Do more things that make you forget to check your phone
72. “I heard a bird sing in the dark of December. A magical thing. And sweet to remember. We are nearer to spring than we were in September. I heard a bird sing in the dark of December.” – Oliver Herford
73. Count your rainbows, not your storms
74. “Trick or treat yourself.” (Halloween)
75. Every day may not be good, but there is some good in every day
76. “January is always a good month for behavioral economics: Few things illustrate self-control as vividly as New Year’s resolutions. February is even better, though, because it lets us study why so many of those resolutions are broken.”- Sendhil Mullainathan
77. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza
78. Drink some water you beautiful and capable dehydrated bitch
79. “With luck, it might even snow for us.” — Haruki Murakami
80. The only marathon I run is 6 seasons on Netflix in a weekend
81. “Chocolate is my love language.”
82. “Day 12 without chocolate…lost hearing in my left eye.”
83. “A lifetime of canceling plans has prepared me for this.”
84. “It is never over, though we are in December.” – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
85. “Home is where you take your pants off. ”
86. “I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
87. I like to think money wouldn’t change me, yet when I’m winning Monopoly, I’m a terrible person
88. “Target Dollar Spot math is hard because sometimes $1+$5+$3+$1=$72. ”
89. Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week
90. “Good things come to those who don't wait and get on with it from the start.”
91. I need cake because Monday
92. Eat tacos like every day is Tuesday
93. “Don’t wish for it, work for it.”
94. “A chocolate a day, keeps the crazy at bay.”
95. “Easter eggs prove that kids can find things, but only when they want to.” (Easter)
96. “New year Who Dis.”
97. “Looks like I set the bar way too high with this year’s resolutions. Let's go back and change.”
98. Spilling Coffee as an Adult
99. “On the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take interest in the things that are and are to be, and not in the things that were and are past.”- Henry Ward Beecher
100. I Be Knowing
101. The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake
102. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!”” – Audrey Hepburn
103. “Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.”
104. “My favorite pastime is looking at homes on Zillow I can’t afford. ”
105. Dear Santa, for Christmas bring me a big fat bank account and a slim waist. Please don’t mix them up list you did last year. (Christmas)
106. “Dip it in chocolate. It’ll be fine.”
107. My head says “gym” but my heart says tacos
108. Rudolf is my spirit animal. (Christmas)
109. “I believe in chocolate for breakfast.”
110. THIS YEAR I WON’T PROCRASTINATE… I’LL START LATER
111. I was wrong
112. “Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
113. “New year, new me… For approximately 2 weeks.”
114. So I say head into the woods. Take up a new hobby. Go camping. Enjoy the sparkly frost. Learn a new skill. There are endless ways to cheer you up during winter blues. ”
115. Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful
116. I am the human version of tangled headphones
117. “How we spend our days is, how we spend our lives.” – Annie Dillard
118. “Chocolate says ‘I’m sorry,’ so much better than words.”
119. Maybe Swearing Will Help
120. “I’m not sure how many chocolates equals happiness, but so far it’s not 27.”
121. “This year know your worth and don’t give discounts.”
122. “It’s a New Year already? I was just getting used to the old one!”
123. Don’t be so hard on yourself. The mom in ET had an alien living in her house for days and didn’t notice
124. In a world where you can be anything, be kind
125. “This is the beginning of anything you want.”
126. The days are short, the nights long, and hearts happy. ”
127. “People who love to eat are always the best people.” – Julia Child
128. “Today I’m icy, but I’m prayin’ for some more snow.” — Nicki Minaj, “Feeling Myself”
129. “Rock the day away. ”
130. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
131. Son of a nutcracker. (Christmas)
132. I’m gonna need you to be strong today… I whisper to my coffee
133. The earth laughs in flowers
134. Gangster’s Paradise
135. If you were a ghost, you would be my favorite boo. (Halloween)
136. “Alexa, water the plants. ” “Emotionally stable as an IKEA table. ”
137. Broken crayons still color
138. “Alexa, Skip to Spring.”
139. “I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.”
140. I Love Fridays Like Kanye Loves Kanye
141. “Count your rainbows, not your storms. ”
142. Let’s go back and change. ”
143. Give up carbs? Over my bread body
144. “Happiness is homemade. ”
145. Man cannot live on bread alone. Toddler: challenge accepted
146. If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up… that’s a squat, right?
147. “January 1st is the first page of a 365-page novel.”
148. “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.” —Sammy Cahn
149. They come in with a bang dazzling their way into your hearts. ”
150. I Used to Crastinate, But Then I Went Pro
151. “Have you ever stopped to think maybe chocolate is addicted to me?”
152. A thrill of hope… (Christmas)
153. Emotionally Stable as an IKEA Table
154. I don’t want to look back one day and think, “I could have eaten that. ”
155. Too Old for Snapchat, Too Young for Life Alert
156. “Approach the new year with resolve to find the opportunities hidden in each new day.” – Michael Josephson
157. “Liberty and sparklers for all.”
158. “New Year’s Day. A fresh start. A new chapter waiting to be written.”- Sarah Ban Breathnach
159. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine
160. “It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice.”- Wallace Stevens
161. “I am clever enough to know that I am clever. ” ― Mervyn Peake
162. Dear summer, please come back
163. If you combine wine and dinner the celebrity couple name is winner
164. I thought my anxiety had imagined every worst case scenario, but this year has given it some new material to work with
165. “I don’t mean to brag, but I just finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes.”
166. “Nobody’s stopping you from making whatever you want happen!” – Logan Huntzberger
167. Make it a good one. Please and thank you
168. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate and that’s close enough.”
169. “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s caffeine.”
170. “January? The month is dumb. It is fraudulent. It does not cleanse itself.”- Anne Sexton
171. Like a good neighbor, stay over there
172. Chop it like it’s hot
173. “I just want to lie in a warm pile of laundry and eat bread. ”
174. “JANUARY, The first month of the year, A perfect time to start all over again, Changing energies and deserting old moods, New beginnings, new attitudes.”- Charmaine J. Forde
175. Not a Joke, Jim
176. Love is in the air. Nope, that’s bacon
177. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. (Christmas)
178. “It’s the time of year when I get to pretend the 5 pounds of candy I’m buying is for trick-or-treaters.”
179. “Would poop here again. ”
180. LOGIN WITH LINKEDIN
181. Regret eating two dinners
182. Don’t be sad because sad spelled backwards is das and das not good
183. How Many Chocolates Equals Happiness
184. “Roses are red. Violets are blue. Diets are hard. Chocolate.” (Valentine’s Day)
185. My housekeeping style is best described as there appears to have been a struggle
186. “One day you’re young and the next you have a favorite grocery store. ”
187. I Love You With All of My Butt
188. “The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. ”
189. “The first day of January always presents to my mind a train of very solemn and important reflections and a question more easily asked than answered frequently occurs viz: How have I improved the past year and with [what] good intentions do I view the dawn of its successor?”- Charlotte Brontë
190. “Eat like no one is watching, or dance, whatever.”
191. “Somewhere along the way, I realized that the new year doesn’t begin for me in January.” – Betsy Cañas Garmon
192. “365 new days. 365 new chances.”
193. So try to be better and do better. ”
194. “Pulled an all-dayer today. It was rough. ”
195. Every day can be Taco Tuesday if you just believe
196. “New Year’s resolutions have always been something to beat myself up with by the second week of January. It seems perverse to set yourself up for failure right at the start of the year.”- Romesh Ranganathan
197. “If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs. ”
198. “I love the Mediterranean for the fact that winter is over in a minute, and the almond blossom arrives in January.” – Jade Jagger
199. There are not enough songs about staying home on Friday nights and saving money
200. “Put chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you’ll get one thing done!”
201. “It’s better to be happy in leggings than sad in jeans. ”
202. “Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life!! Tip toe if you must, but take the step!”
203. “I don’t call them new year’s resolutions. I prefer the term, “casual promises to myself that I’m under no legal obligation to fulfil”.”
204. “The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney
205. “Life is short, eat dessert first.”
206. “And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
207. “When the clock strikes midnight…pumpkin everything.” (Fall)
208. Home is where you take your pants off
209. You is tired. You is broke. You is a parent
210. “Well… my mom was right about everything. ”
211. “True freedom is impossible without a mind made free by discipline. ” ― Mortimer J. Adler
212. “January is the coolest month of the year for most of the Caribbean. . . daytime highs are typically comfortably hot, while the nights remain warm.”- Liz Osborn
213. January Letterboard quotes
214. Set a good tone for the rest of the year. ”
215. “Cozy sweaters. Crisp air. Apple picking. Hot cocoa. Crunchy leaves. Fall.” (Fall)
216. It’s not as cozy as November or as eventful as December. Neither has that charm of February nor pleasantness of March. It is cold, dull, boring, and just a bad post-holiday month. ”
217. “My goal was to learn a new word every day, and I must say that it is going immensely.” – Erin, The Office
218. All Andy Dwyer Knows
219. How do you like your eggs? Ummm… in cake, please
220. Have courage and be kind
221. “Thankful for…stretchy waistbands.” (Thanksgiving)
222. “Let this new month bring great miracles, new visions and greater blessings for you and your beloved ones.” – Rajesh Goyal
223. Today’s affirmation: Your hair is so much better than it was in middle school
224. I Don’t Understand, But I Also Don’t Care
225. “1st things first, hello, January!”
226. 2024 LET’S DO THIS
227. “2021, you screwed up a plenty.”
228. “My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills. ”
229. “Many years ago, I made a New Year’s resolution to never make New Year’s resolutions. Hell, it’s been the only resolution I’ve ever kept!”- D.S. Mixell
230. Come on, Autocorrect
231. “Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first day of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.” – Henry Ward Beecher
232. Parks and Recreation Letter Board Quotes
233. “Have a sparkling new year!”
234. “January-borns are the creative ones.”
235. “Welcome 2022! Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.”
236. Netflix is So Insecure Sometimes
237. My brain has too many tabs open
238. Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave. (Patriotic)
239. 2024 IS THE YEAR TO DO EVERYTHING YOU DIDN’T IN 2023
240. What would Wonder Woman do?
241. “Tell me what ya want, what ya really really want. Chocolate. I want chocolate.”
242. “Think happy thoughts. ”
243. “Things are looking pretty darn good.”
244. “If we make it through December, everything’s gonna be alright I know; it’s the coldest time of winter and I shiver when I see the falling snow.” – Merle Haggard
245. ‘Made with love’ means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
246. Coffee is my love language
247. I mean, January is another name for winter in my world. ”
248. “The first snow is like the first love.” —Lara Biyuts
249. “Why be moody when you can shake booty.”
250. “The only time I set the bar low is for limbo. ” – Michael Scott
251. “If winter comes can spring be… We’re nearer to spring than we were in September.” – Sylvia Plath
252. Here’s to endless snuggles, cozy vibes, and bright things!”
253. “Holly Jolly Christmas and New Year.”
254. “We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.”- Edith Lovejoy Pierce
255. LOGIN WITH FACEBOOK
256. Watch a movie
257. “A New Year has tiptoed in. Let’s go forward to meet it.”- Anusha Atukorala
258. “I need chocolate because Monday.”
259. Put chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you’ll get one thing done!
260. “Being a mom means knowing how to unwrap candy without making a sound…”
261. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
262. “Stay weird. ”
263. “In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
264. “White lips, pale face, breathing in snowflakes.” – Ed Sheeran
265. The grass is not greener. They used a filter
266. “Do something today that your future self will thank you for.”
267. “My muffin top is not a pumpkin roll. ”
269. “To read a poem in January is as lovely as to go for a walk in June.”- Jean Paul
270. Marriage: an endless sleepover with my favorite weirdo
271. Everything is a bed if you try hard enough
272. “If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow… imagine what being kind to humans can do. ”
273. “How do I like my eggs? Um… in a cake. ”
274. “You’re one of my favorite peeps.” (Easter)
275. “Slow as molasses in January.”
276. Thanks, fall. My muffin top is now a pumpkin roll. (General fall)
277. “Peace on earth, goodwill to men. Expect a few of you. You know who you are.”
278. HAPPY NEW YEAR
279. “If it requires fake smiling, I’m not going. ”
280. One day you’re not old and the next day you have a favorite grocery store
281. “No one’s ever achieved financial fitness with a January resolution that’s abandoned by February.”- Suze Orman
282. “I am unable to quit as I am currently too legit. ”
283. My greatest dream is to eat all of the food in The Very Hungry Caterpillar and then sleep in a cocoon for 2 weeks
284. “I’m done adulting. Let’s be mermaids. ”
285. Good people bring out the good in people
286. “Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend, never had chocolate.”
287. I love Friday like Kanye loves Kanye
288. “If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. ”
289. “That’s enough todaying for today. ”
290. “Be who you needed when you were younger.”
291. “You are what you eat, so eat something sweet.”
292. “I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.”
293. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
294. “Skinny people are easier to kidnap… Eat chocolate. Stay safe.”
295. “Hold on, I’ve gotta overthink about it. ”
296. “The shortest day has passed, and whatever nastiness of weather we may look forward to in January and February, at least we notice that the days are getting longer.” – Vita Sackville-West
297. “We’d like s’more weekend, please.” (Summer)
298. All I Want
299. Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen… and Rudolf. (Christmas)
300. “Remember this December, that love weighs more than gold.” – Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon
301. “The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul…” – Gilbert K. Chesterton
302. “If January is the month of change, February is the month of lasting change. January is for dreamers… February is for doers.” – Marc Parent
303. “Call it ‘the New Year’s resolution effect’— it’s why gyms that were crowded in January are only half full in July and why so many slightly used guitars are available on Craigslist.”- Anders Ericsson
304. Maybe if we all sit extremely still Monday won’t be able to see us
305. “In a world where you can be anything, be kind. ”
306. “Make New Year’s goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year. This helps you do your part. It is an affirmation that you’re interested in fully living life in the year to come.” – Melody Beattie
307. “Sorry in advance for writing 2022 on everything for the next 11 months.”
308. “Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.” – Brad Paisley
309. “Happy new year! Here’s to staying awake past 9 pm.”
310. Reasons to Let it Out
311. Keep it in your plants
312. “‘It’s been a long week. ’ -Me, in the middle of Tuesday”
313. Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how. We just make it work
314. I only need coffee on days that end with y
315. “A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.”
316. “Things are getting worse, please send more chocolate.”
317. “January, month of empty pockets! … let us endure this evil month, anxious as a theatrical producer’s forehead.” – Colette
318. Humble with a Hint of Kanye
319. “When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
320. Some bunny loves you. (Easter)
321. “On the chocolate package it says ‘resealable’…wha hahaha hahaha hahahahahahah”
322. “Everything is Figureoutable.” – Marie Forleo
323. “My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain 10 pounds so I look skinnier.”
324. Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe It’s Caffeine
325. “Share the good. ”
326. “All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney
327. “If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you.”
328. “We’re keeping it corny.” (Halloween)
329. “The only marathon I run is 6 seasons on Netflix in a weekend. ”
330. “Today I will be as useless as the “g” in lasagne. ”
331. “A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
332. “When the going gets tough, the tough make chocolate.”
333. “January is my favorite month, when the light is plainest, least colored. And I like the feeling of beginnings.” – Anne Truitt
334. “Through the chill of December the early winter moans… but it’s that January wind that rattles old bones.” – John Facenda
335. I was going to throw in the towel, but then remembered how much laundry I already have
336. I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
337. “And IIIIIII E-III will always love yoooooou.” (Valentine’s Day)
338. “Each year’s regrets are envelopes in which messages of hope are found for the New Year.” – John R. Dallas Jr.
339. My Favorite Childhood Memory
340. “May your 2022 be filled with tacos.”
341. I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would just be proud of me
342. “Well, I know now. I know a little more how much a simple thing like a snowfall can mean to a person.” —Sylvia Plath
343. A View of Parenting from a Narrator
344. “Married when the year is new, He’ll be loving, kind and true . . . Married in January’s roar and rime, Widowed you’ll be before your prime.”- New Zealand Proverb
345. “Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get. ” — W. P. Kinsella
346. Oh, Jean-Ralphio
347. “I was going to tell you a joke about an egg, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.” (Easter)
348. “Today I will be as useless as the “g” in lasagne.”
349. Why be moody when you can shake your booty
350. Baby, it’s cold outside. (Christmas)
351. “It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart, and we still love them.”
352. “Dear 2021, Bye felicia.”
353. Put On Your Positive Pants
354. “2022. New year, new chances, new memories, fresh start.”
355. “New year—a new chapter, new verse, or just the same old story? Ultimately we write it. The choice is ours.” – Alex Morritt
356. “I hate it when I gain ten pounds for a role and then realize I’m not even an actress. ”
357. “Love is in the air. Nope, that’s chocolate.” (Valentine’s Day)
358. k. a post-holidays blues, kick in. ”
359. “You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
360. And IIIIIIIIII e IIIIII will always love youuuuuuuu
361. Let earth receive her king. (Christmas)
362. “January: Sparkling winter sunshine, face all aglow, making resolutions, and angels in the snow – steaming cups of cocoa, a year that’s fresh and new…all of this is magic – unfolding just for you.”
363. “May your new year sparkle brighter than the Times Square ball.”
364. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller
365. “Tonight’s the night we eat the candy! -Parents” (Halloween)
366. “How is it already August… Tomorrow is basically September, It’s already 2021. Happy new year.”
367. Worcestershire sauce
368. It might feel like a difficult and long month. Celebrations and parties might be over but remember, spring is just around the corner. ”
369. “This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.” – Taylor Swift
370. That awkward moment when you’re not sure if you have free time or you’re forgetting everything you should be doing
371. Can you really get salmonella from eating cookie dough? Or are people just trying to keep me from living my best life?
372. Less moody and less angry. They usually have good attitudes. ”
373. “I’d give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.”
374. I Impress Myself
375. I Will Always Love Youuuuuuuuu
376. “New year, new goals, new chances, same dreams, fresh start.”
377. If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way
378. Thanksgiving is not a good day to be my pants. (Thanksgiving)
379. “Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers.” —Kahlil Gibran
380. “May and October, the best-smelling months? I’ll make a case for December: evergreen, frost, wood smoke, cinnamon.” – Lisa Kleypas
381. It came. It saw. It made things awkward
382. I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes
383. Have a cup of cheer
384. “I only need chocolate on days that end with y.”
385. “Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations.”
386. Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, be sweet on the inside
387. “Follow the bunny. He has chocolate.” (Easter)
388. Decaf Coffee is Like a Hairless Cat
389. “My head says ‘gym’ but my heart says ‘tacos’. ”
390. CHEERS TO NEW YEARS
391. “She gave you life. Give her chocolate.” (Mother’s Day)
392. Have a sparkling New Year! (News Years)
393. “Don’t read the next sentence. You little rebel, I like you. ”
394. “One of my current pet theories is that the winter is a kind of evangelist, more subtle than Billy Graham, of course, but of the same stuff.” – Shirley Ann Grau
395. “Surely not everyone was kung fu fighting. ”
396. “Kinda need to work out, kinda wanna eat chocolate.”
397. “There’s something I love about how stark the contrast is between January and June in Sweden.” – Bill Skarsgard.
398. “It is worth taking the time to stop and contemplate at the beginning of each new month.” – Nadine Locke
399. Surely not everyone was kung fu fighting
400. “January is the quietest month in the garden. … But just because it looks quiet doesn’t mean that nothing is happening.” – Rosalie Muller Wright
401. Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting
402. “Every man should be born again on the first of January. Start with a fresh page.”- Henry Ward
403. “What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year.” – Vern McLellan
404. “Start the day with a smile and end with champagne.”
405. “The year is going, let him go; ring out the false, ring in the true.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson
406. “Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.” (Winter)
407. “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” – Lord of the Rings
408. “Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how. ”
409. Got It All Together
410. It’s a good day to have a good day
411. “Lots of people go mad in January. Not as many as in May, of course. Nor June. But January is your third most common month for madness.” – Karen Joy Fowler
412. “Thank God that’s over.” Said everyone about 2020.
413. “I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.”- Helen Fielding
414. Just Tell Me What To Do
415. “January is like Monday but longer. ”
416. Let’s not forget the less privileged ones. Those who have it hard in winter. ”
417. “2022, Let’ do this.”
418. “Wake up. Eat chocolate. Be Kind. Repeat.”
419. Taking Your Breath Away
420. I was born to be wild, but only until 9 pm or so…
421. “New year? I have to see the trailer first.”
422. “January is that bitter pill you must swallow to reach the spring.”
423. “Let's welcome January even if it means much more shoveling.”
424. “Do you want to build a snowman?” — Anna, Frozen
425. “Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my phone in the freezer. ”
426. “Inhale tacos, exhale negativity. ”
427. “A day without chocolate is like…just kidding. I have no idea.”
428. “Trust the magic of new beginnings.”
429. New Year Letterboard Quote
430. “I’m getting tired of babysitting my parent’s grandkids. ”
431. NEW YEAR GOAL: EAT HEALTHIER. PIZZA: EXISTS. ME: NEVERMIND
432. “The beginning is the most important part of the work.”- Plato
433. Let’s welcome it. ”
434. “I almost choked on a carrot today—all I could think was chocolate would’ve never done this to me.”
435. Mirror: You look cute
436. “No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.” – Charles Lamb
437. Wine does not solve your problems. But neither will water
438. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ” — Will Rogers
439. No More Outside Stuff
440. “2022. Less fear, more joy, less stuff, more space, less waiting, more growing.”
441. “To laugh at yourself is to love yourself. ” — Mickey Mouse
442. THIS YEAR KNOW YOUR WORTH AND DON’T GIVE DISCOUNTS
443. “There is nothing Dad and duct tape can’t fix. ”
444. “Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst. ”
445. “What she tackles, she conquers.” – Richard Gilmore
446. “I never finish anythi”
447. Chocolates
448. “Daily affirmation: Drink some coffee and just pretend you know what you’re doing. ”
449. “We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives . . . not looking for flaws, but for potential.”- Ellen Goodman
450. I hope you steer clear of January blues, and if not, then I wish you good luck shaking them off. ”
451. I’m so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of taxes. Really handy this parallelogram season
452. “Leaving any bookstore is hard . . . especially on a day in January, when the wind is blowing, the ice is treacherous, and the books inside seem to gather together in colorful warmth.”- Jane Smiley
453. At this point my blood type is PSL
454. “The object of a new month is not that we should have a new month…we should have a new soul.” — G. K. Chesterton
455. “ I love beginnings. If I were in charge of calendars, every day would be January 1.”- Jerry Spinelli
456. “What the New Year brings will depend a lot on what you bring to the New Year.” – Vern Mclellan
457. “Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. ”
458. “I meant to behave but there were too many other options. ”
459. “Monday to-do’s: Click. Fall in love. Add to cart.”
460. “It’s nap o’clock. ”
461. Relax, we’re all crazy. It isn’t a competition
462. “Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.”
463. I’m sorry for the things I said when I was hungry
464. “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time, once in a while, nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”
465. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”
466. “The cold is coming. December’s winter solstice. Start of the season.” – Robert Pettit
467. “You know those things you’ve always wanted to do? You should do them.”
468. “Behind every photo is a mom pushing random crap out of the way so her house appears clean. ”
469. The Worst Friday
470. The Best Things Take Time
471. “I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now. ”
472. “If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.” – Roald Dahl
473. “Chocolate is made from beans. Beans are vegetables. Have you had your veggies today?”
474. “This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
475. “Apparently you can’t use ‘beef stew’ as a password… it’s not stroganoff. ”
476. “January looks forward to the new year and back to the old year. He sees past and future.”- M.L. Stedman
477. So boot up and, get outside, go to a busy place. Get yourself a hot drink and some mac and cheese while you’re on it. ”
478. My jeans probably think I died. — 2020
479. “Thanks, Mom. I’m awesome.” (Mother’s Day)
480. “Yesterday, I really wanted chocolate. Today, I am eating chocolate. Follow your dreams.”
481. “It is December, and nobody asked if I was ready.” – Sarah Kay
482. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!” – Joey Adams
483. “I would lose weight but I hate losing.”
484. Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today
485. “One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter. ” — Henry David Thoreau
486. If you can’t say anything nice, say it as a question
487. “I’m ride or die, till about 9 pm or so. ”
488. Currently experiencing life at 30 WTFs per hour
489. I am unable to quit as I am currently too legit
490. “Give up carbs? Over my bread body. ”
491. “I’ve decided my 2022 will start on February 1st, January is a trial month.”
492. Chocolate Fast Update
493. You never know what you have until you clean your house
494. “Bare branches of each tree on this chilly January morn look so cold so forlorn. Gray skies dip ever so low left from yesterday’s dusting of snow. Yet in the heart of each tree waiting for each who wait to see new life as warm sun and breeze will blow, like magic, unlock springs sap to flow, buds, new leaves, then blooms will grow.” – Nelda Hartmann
495. And don’t forget your vitamin D. ”
496. “I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ”
497. “It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos do and we still love them. ”
498. Thank goodness I don’t have to hunt my own food. I don’t even know where the tacos live
499. “I’ll never understand why everybody puts so much emphasis on January first. There are three hundred and sixty-four other days in the year that you can make a change.”- Elizabeth Eulberg
500. Don’t let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. Look at yourself in the mirror and say, “You are a PINK starburst!”
501. “I blink January’s lashes and gush down December’s cheeks” ― Sanober Khan
502. “Like January weather, The years will bite and smart, And pull your bones together To wrap your chattering heart.”- Dorothy Parker
503. “The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. ” — Lao Tzu
504. My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, “I know right!”
505. My Disney princess name would be Taco Belle
506. “The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. Eat chocolate.”
507. “This looks like a December day, it looks like we’ve come to the end of the way.” – Willie Nelson
508. “New month, new intentions, new goals, new love, new light, and new beginnings.” – April Mae Monterrosa
509. “Happy, sparkly, do-over, shiny, black canvas, full of promise, hopeful, brand spankin’, new year.”
510. “Life happens. Chocolate helps.”
511. I am Beyonce, Always
512. “In this world only winter is certain.” – George R.R. Martin
513. Not Enough Rap Songs
514. “Thankful for… Stretchy waistbands.”
515. “When you decided to have a cheat day and all of a sudden it’s three years later…”
516. “Little January Tapped at my door today. And said, “Put on your winter wraps, And come outdoors to play. Little January Is always full of fun; Until the set of sun. Little January Will stay a month with me And we will have such jolly times – Just come along and see.”- Winifred C. Marshall
517. My House Looks Like I’m Losing a Game of Jumanji
518. “With dawn of the new year on the horizon, I resolved to exert my will on the world.” – Holly Black
519. “Chocolate is better than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.”
520. “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” – Bill Vaughan
521. “But first, coffee. ”
522. Happy Thanksgiving! Remember to set your scale back 10 pounds this week. (Thanksgiving)
523. “I want to pause adulting and lower the difficulty. ”
524. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. (Christmas)
525. “Focus. Inspired. Determined. 2022.”
526. I need help
527. “A year from now, you will wish you had started today.” – Karen Lamb
528. “We only know what we are capable of when we test our limits.” – Dowager Countess, Downton Abbey
529. 1. Going to bed early. 2. Not leaving my house. 3. Required naps. My childhood punishments are now my adult goals
530. Behind every great woman is a Pilates teacher telling her to relax her shoulders
531. Dwight, You Ignorant Slut
532. “When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand chocolate.”
533. Don’t grow up. It’s a trap
534. “I killed my ex lovers and buried to my memories’ grave. It is January and I am tired of being brave.” – Arzum Uzun
535. “Feeling a little blue in January is normal.”- Marilu Henner
536. “Olive you a lot. ”
537. “Let January open with joy in the Lord, and December close with gladness in Jesus.”- Charles H. Spurgeon
538. “You’re never too old to beg for free candy.” (Halloween)
539. Came, Saw, Made It Awkward
540. “A year of ending and beginning, a year of loss and finding” ―C.J. Cherryh
541. “January is the calendar’s ingrown hair.”- Stewart Stafford
542. PAGE 1 OF 365
543. “I don’t want to look back one day and think, ‘I could have eaten that.’”
544. “January was a two-faced month, jangling like jester’s bells, crackling like snow crust, pure as any beginning, grim as an old man, mysteriously familiar yet unknown, like a word one can almost but not quite define.”- Patricia Highsmith
545. “Hocus pocus. I need chocolate to focus.” (Halloween)
546. Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same
547. That’s enough todaying for today
548. NEW YEAR WHO DIS
549. “Not all who wander are lost. Most of them are just looking for chocolate.”
550. I love you a bushel and a peck
551. I snack so the kitchen doesn’t get lonely in between meals
552. “Word of the year: Dream.”
553. “Today is cancelled. ”
554. “It’s a good day to have a good day. ”
555. And it kind of deserves it. Holidays are over, and Christmas has gone while it is still achingly cold, more so than before. ”
556. “And now let us believe in a long year that is given to us, new, untouched, full of things that have never been.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
557. Pizza is Truly Power
558. “May all your regifting go undetected this year.” (Christmas)
559. “Eat cake. It’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.”
560. They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated
561. “Someday I will solve my problems with critical thinking, but today it will be with chocolate.”
562. Be a fountain, not a drain
563. “How to host an introvert holiday party: 1. Buy snacks 2. Invite no one.” (Christmas)
564. My Dentist Told Me I Needed a Crown
565. “The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written” – Melody Beattie
566. I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn donuts into breakfast
567. “The place all good makeovers begin the thrift store.” – Karianne Wood
568. “The magic in new beginnings is truly the most powerful of them all.”- Josiyah Martin
569. “When you see a new year, see realities and limit fantasies!” ―Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
570. Watch Bananas Die a Slow Death
571. It’s the most wonderful time of the year. (Halloween)
572. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ” — Tom Lehrer
573. I was born to be wild. But only until 9PM or so…
574. Today I say no to eating lunch at 10:47am
575. “Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful. ”
576. “You are egg-stra special.” (Easter)
577. I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again
578. Don’t mind the mess, my kids are making memories… of me yelling at them to clean up the mess
579. Did you say exercise or extra fries?
580. “I wish you a beautiful new month from the first day of this month to the last day.” – J. K. Rowling
581. “Even the strongest blizzards start with a single snowflake.” — Sara Raasch
582. “In queso emergency…”
583. “That awkward moment when you’re not sure if you have free time or you’re forgetting everything you should be doing. ”
584. “Don’t count the days, make the days count. ”
585. “Wake up. Be kind. Be amazing. Be grateful. Repeat. ”
586. “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need chocolate.”
587. Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous
588. “January is like Monday… But longer.”
589. “No two snowflakes are exactly alike.” – Wilson Bentley
590. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
591. “Have courage and be kind. ”
592. “‘Dear world, I am excited to be alive in you, and I am thankful for another year.’”- Charlotte Eriksson
593. Don’t read the next sentence. You rebel. I like you
594. “Whoever said out of sight out of mind, never had a spider disappear in their room.”
595. “The house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it. ”
596. “Happy new year. A banana is 105 calories, a glass of prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.”
597. “Before I agree to 2022, I need to see the terms and conditions.”
598. I wish I were a little kid so I could take long naps and everyone would be proud of me
599. “I want to be where the people aren’t. ”
600. “I wish I would’ve checked myself. ” — Guy who wrecked himself
601. “Snaccident—Eating an entire pizza / box of chocolates / and a bag of chips—by mistake.”
602. “Do more things that make you forget to check your phone. ”
603. The Truth About Letter Boards
604. “Good people bring out the good in people. ”
605. Some days I amaze myself. Some days I look for my phone while I’m talking on it
606. “I like starting projects in January. That’s the best time to start something. It’s so inward.”- Carolyn Chute
607. “Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.”
608. Dinner for two
609. “Ways to my heart: Buy me chocolate. Make me chocolate. Be chocolate.” (Valentine’s Day)
610. “I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.” – Edna, The Incredibles
611. “That’s so last year.”
612. “I am not throwing away my shot.” – Hamilton
613. “Chocolate is to women what duct tape is to men. It fixes everything.”
614. “The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written.” – Melody Beattie
615. “When you see a new year, see realities and limit fantasies!” – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
616. “The attraction of New Year is this: The year changes, and in that change we believe that we can change with it. It is far more difficult, however, to change yourself than turn the calendar to a new page.” – R. Joseph Hoffmann
617. “When someone says it’s too soon for pumpkin spice and you realize you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.” (Fall)
618. “January is the month for dreaming.” – Jean Hersey.
619. “I wander forth this chill December dawn: John Frost and all his elves are out, I see, As busy as the elfin world can be, Clothing a world asleep with fleecy lawn.” – Robert Buchanan
620. I’m Yours, No Returns
621. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I DIDN’T BECOME A GOOD PERSON
622. “In January a man crawls into a cave of hopelessness; he hallucinates sympathies catching fire. Letters are glaciers, null frigates, trapping us where we are in the moment, unable to carry us on toward truth.” – Carlene Bauer
623. “Sometimes I think I’m a full grown woman, then sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom with a piece of chocolate—I said my kid couldn’t have.”
624. Use your letter board for a weekly menu board
625. “Spread happiness like confetti.”
626. Chandler Bing
627. Check Yourself Before You… Ya know
628. “January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.” – Michael Caine
629. Why isn’t anyone talking about how long it takes to write on these boards?
630. “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” – William E. Vaughan
631. As I Do More Laundry, Nudists Seem Less Crazy
632. “Chill December brings the sleet, Blazing fire, and Christmas treat.” – Sara Coleridge
633. Let’s embrace the cold. And let’s say hello to January. ”
634. “How to eat Peeps…throw them in the trash. ”
635. “A thrill of hope. The weary world rejoices.”
636. Take one day at a time, one goal a day. The start of a new year does signify change but don’t beat yourself up over it. ”
637. “Do your heart and head keep pace? When does hoary Love expire, when do frosts put out the fire? Can its embers burn below all that chill December snow?” – Edmund Clarence Stedman
638. “I smell snow.” — Gilmore Girls
639. “Yeah, abs are great. But have you tried chocolate?”
640. “Be strong” I whispered to my WiFi signal
641. “Happy Thanksgiving! Remember to set your scale back 10 pounds this week.” (Thanksgiving)
642. “New year, new journeys, new dreams, new habits, new adventures.”
643. Give thanks. (Thanksgiving)
644. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” – Oprah Winfrey
645. “Did you say exercise or extra fries?”
646. “God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.” – James M. Barrie
647. Because if they are too hard to follow, they will become distressing instead of inspiring. ”
648. “You can always trust me. Not alone with chocolate, but other than that.”
649. I’m dreaming of a green Christmas with palm trees. (Christmas)
650. How ya gon’ be?
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