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761 Best Instagram Notes Quotes and Captions (2023)

1. “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Szasz


2. “You know what you’re doin’ to me” – Ariana Grande


3. “I don’t care if you tear me apart”


4. 💻 Work hard, play harder!


5. “Financial freedom is freedom from fear.” – Robert Kiyosaki


6. “Time is money, but also money is money.” – William Gibson


7. I would lose weight for my New Year’s resolution, but I hate losing


8. “At least it’s not a hurricane.”


9. “If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.” — Thomas Jefferson


10. “Now I like dollars, I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like shining”


11. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.” – Bridger Winegar


12. “Let it go”


13. “Believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness.” – Kanye West


14. On your Chats list, select your profile picture located at the top


15. “All money is a matter of belief.” – Adam Smith


16. “Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.” – W. Somerset Maugham


17. “Fine dining and breathing are all I know how to do.” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


18. Click Here


19. “Because you can’t argue with all the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention.” ― Christopher Paolini


20. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end


21. “Can I get an alcohol?” — Nick, “New Girl”


22. “Hella fine and it works every time” – Ariana Grande


23. “F is for friends who do stuff together 🎶.” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


24. “If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there” ― George Harrison


25. “It was you who taught me living is togetherness” – Calvin Harris feat. Rag’n’Bone Man


26. 🎶 Jammin’ all day!


27. “You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.”


28. “Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” – Taylor Swift, “Blank Space”


29. “My sense of self and my mental health Is much more powerful than any hint of wealth.” – Guru, “Peace of Mine”


30. “I got one less problem without ya”


31. “My life is an inconvenience.” — Alexis, “Schitt’s Creek”


32. “It’s much better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone, at least so far.” – Marilyn Monroe


33. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”


34. Identify your brand voice


35. “What brings us to tears, will lead us to grace. Our pain is never wasted.” – Bob Goff


36. “Instagram Notes is so funny like, if you’re not treating it like AIM then wyd?” one fan tweeted.


37. “Why did the coffee file a report? Got mugged.”


38. “When I do something stupid with money and lose it, I call that Stupid Tax. I have paid so much Stupid Tax that I am an expert.” – Dave Ramsey


39. “Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.” – John Wooden


40. “Find me where the wild things are”


41. “Get busy living or get busy dying.” ― Stephen King, Different Seasons


42. “Sad hurts but it’s a healthy feeling. It is a necessary thing to feel.” – J.K. Rowling


43. “Find balance”


44. Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne


45. “When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know that it is.” Oscar Wilde


46. “Associate yourself with people of good character, for it is better to be alone than in bad company.” – Booker T. Washington


47. “Being alone has a power that very few people can handle.” — Steven Aitchison


48. “You cannot find peace by avoiding life.” ― Michael Cunningham, The Hours


49. “The one who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.” – Albert Einstein.


50. “A wise man should have money in his head but not in his heart.” Jonathan Swift


51. “Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


52. “You cannot have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic.” – Stephan C. Hogan


53. “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” ― George Bernard Shaw


54. “Earn with your mind, not your time.” – Naval Ravikant


55. ”I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen


56. “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.” – Joan Rivers


57. “I gotta get on that Internet. I’m late on everything.” — Seinfeld, “Seinfeld”


58. “The most exceedingly awful part is time leaves perpetually, yet the torment it causes stays for eternity.” – Unknown


59. “Don’t work your way up. Work your way out!” – Unknown


60. Why overthink when you can over-drink?


61. “You are not a drop in the ocean, you are the entire ocean in a drop.”


62. “Keep growing”


63. “Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?” ― Abraham Lincoln


64. “The soul that sees beauty may sometimes walk alone.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


65. “I got sinning on my mind”


66. “Your money needs to work for you, not lie around you.” – Dave Ramsey


67. “Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light ihn the Heart


68. “But first, let me take a selfie.”


69. 🌞 Sun’s out, tongues out!


70. “To win big, you sometimes have to take big risks.” – Bill Gates


71. “It’s ok to miss people and still not want them back in your life.”


72. “I am faster than 80 percent of all snakes.”— Dwight, “The Office”


73. “Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday”


74. “Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.” – Steve Jobs


75. “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon


76. “An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin


77. ”If you wanted to do something absolutely honest, something true, it always turned out to be a thing that had to be done alone.” — Richard Yates


78. “Love is hard to find, hard to keep, and hard to forget.” ― Alysha Speer


79. Walking in a confetti wonderland


80. “If you are born poor it’s not your mistake, but if you die poor it’s your mistake.” – Bill Gates


81. This New Year's I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.” – Melanie White


82. Sip, sip, hooray!


83. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon


84. “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” ― George Bernard Shaw


85. “A budget is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went.” – Dave Ramsey


86. “No amount of regretting can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart


87. 365 new days. 365 new excuses


88. “You may not be there yet, but you are closer than you were yesterday”


89. “Crazy hair, don’t care.”


90. “You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.” – Casey Stengel


91. “I’m on no sleep. No Sleep!” — Seinfeld, “Seinfeld”


92. My New Year’s resolution is to feel this fab every day. ”


93. “It’s my turn to take a selfish.” — David, “Schitt’s Creek”


94. “Find peace”


95. “Financial peace isn’t the acquisition of stuff. It’s learning to live on less than you make so you can give money back and have money to invest. You can’t win until you do this.” – Dave Ramsey


96. 🎉 It’s time to party!


97. “Create your own sunshine.”


98. “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” ― Dr. Seuss


99. Use a call to action


100. “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” ― Lao Tzu


101. “I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.” – Pablo Picasso


102. “Be heroes of your own stories” – Constance Wu


103. “Wealth is largely the result of habit.” – John Jacob Astor


104. This will be our year!


105. “You’ve got every right to a beautiful life.” – Selena Gomez, “Who says”


106. “Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


107. “Don’t tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.” – James W. Frick


108. “The heart was made to be broken.” – Oscar Wilde


109. “The past has no power over the present moment.” ― Eckhart Tolle


110. “I have a love-hate relationship with my bed. We love each other, but it’s complicated.”


111. “To live doesn’t mean you’re alive”


112. “Money is usually attracted, not pursued.” – Jim Rohn


113. “Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.” – Henry Rollins


114. “Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.” – Richard Friedman


115. “The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” ― St. Augustine


116. “Success is my only option, failure’s not.” – Eminem, “Lose Yourself”


117. “My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” – Warsan Shire


118. “Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.” – Christopher Morley


119. “Could I be wearing any more clothes?” — Chandler, “Friends”


120. Here’s to a brand new decade!


121. Less bitter, more glitter


122. “Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara, “Wild Things”


123. “Coffee and confidence.


124. “If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them.” – Marcus Aurelius


125. “Money has no grey areas. You either make it or you lose it.” – Kevin O’Leary


126. “Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit." — Vince Lombardi Jr


127. “Thank U, Next” – Me to 2022


128. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin


129. “Every time you borrow money you’re robbing your future self.” – Nathan W. Morris


130. “Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


131. I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. — Edna, The Incredibles


132. 365 new excuses


133. “I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.” – Augusten Burroughs


134. “If you don’t get serious about your money, you will never have serious money.” – Grant Cardone


135. “You can’t touch this” – MC Hammer


136. “Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you can’t get more time.” – Jim Rohn


137. “Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.” ― Søren Kierkegaard


138. “Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.” – P.T. Barnum


139. “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.” — David, “Schitt’s Creek”


140. “We’re always undercover”


141. “Money is nothing more than a reflection of your creativity, your capacity to focus, and your ability to add value and receive back.” – Tony Robbins


142. “Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.” ― Douglas Coupland, Shampoo Planet


143. “Spread love”


144. “Behind every sweet smile, there is a bitter sadness that no one can ever see and feel.” – Tupac Shakur


145. “Maybe we all have darkness inside of us and some of us are better at dealing with it than others.” – Jasmine Warga


146. “Money equals freedom.” – Kevin O’Leary


147. “Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt


148. “Work is a surefire money-making scheme.” – Dave Ramsey


149. All dressed up with a whole year to go!


150. “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone” – Blaise Pascal


151. “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.” – Bob Dylan, “The Times They Are a-Changin”


152. “Hello, it’s me”


153. You are never too old to reinvent yourself


154. “Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.” – Matt Cameron


155. “I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me”


156. “There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.” – Marlene Dietrich


157. “Life is a practice. You are what you do each day.” – Isaac Asimov


158. “Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody.” – Stephen Chbosky


159. Cheers to the new year!


160. “If you think adventure is dangerous; try routine. It’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho


161. “Find purpose”


162. “Live more, worry less”


163. “If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Dolly Parton


164. “The rich invest their money and spend what is left; the poor spend their money and invest what is left.” – Jim Rohn


165. “I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.”


166. Trust the magic of new beginnings


167. “I’m a babe, I’m a boss and I’m makin’ this money” – Avril Lavigne feat. Nicki Minaj


168. “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” ― Andre Gide, Autumn Leaves


169. “I don’t always have a witty caption, but when I do, I forget it.”


170. My new year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my new year’s resolution


171. “There’s a dream that I’ve been chasing want so badly for it to be reality” – Justin Bieber


172. 🕰️🕰️ “Procrastination is my middle name 🕰️🕰️”


173. 🌮-bout a cute couple!


174. “Smile big, laugh often.”


175. In 2023, I want everyone to look at me the way I look at NYE fireworks


176. Happy New Year to you and yours from me and mine


177. “You’re an expert at sorry and keeping the lines blurry.” – Taylor Swift, “Dear John”


178. “All about the vibe.”


179. Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year


180. “Believe in yourself”


181. “Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.” – Tom Stoppard


182. “I think the person who takes a job in order to live — that is to say, for the money — has turned himself into a slave.” – Joseph Campbell


183. Keep the smile, leave the tear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, think of joy, forget the fear and be joyous ’cause it’s a new year. Happy New Year!


184. “Business opportunities are like buses, there’s always another one coming.” Richard Branson


185. “The best part about being alone is that you really don’t have to answer to anybody. You do what you want.” — Justin Timberlake


186. 🏖️ Beach please!


187. The time is now


188. “Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler, “Friends”


189. Change is hard at first, messy in the middle, and gorgeous at the end


190. “Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.” – Jim Rohn


191. “I don’t care if you tear me apart”


192. “They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.” – Kahlil Gibran


193. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Oscar Wilde


194. “The more you learn, the more you earn.” – Frank Clark


195. “Earn with your mind, not your time.” – Naval Ravikant


196. “Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your problems.”


197. “I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” – Charlie Chaplin


198. “In solitude the mind gains strength and learns to lean upon itself.” – Laurence Sterne


199. “Stay curious”


200. “If you don’t value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it.” – Kim Garst


201. “Always remember: money isn’t everything. But also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.” – Earl Wilson


202. “Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” – Paulo Coelho


203. “Always wanted to be one of those people in the room that says something and everyone puts their hand up” – Julia Michaels feat. Selena Gomez


204. “If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” – Maya Angelou


205. “Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that’s where you renew your springs that never dry up.” – Pearl Buck


206. “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


207. “Lack of money is the root of all evil.” – George Bernard Shaw


208. What should I write in Instagram notes?


209. “If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” ― James A. Michener


210. “Every pound is a seedling. Invest your seedlings to create a tree. Re-invest your seedlings to grow a forest.” – George Choy


211. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle


212. “Love yourself”


213. Use Hootsuite


214. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin


215. “People keep telling me that life goes on, but to me that’s the saddest part.” – Unknown


216. Know your audience


217. “What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.” – Ellen Burstyn


218. “Falling in love alone is exhausting.”


219. “The trouble for most people is they don’t decide to get wealthy, they just dream about it.” – Michael Masters


220. Click Here


221. “Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life.” – Michael LeBoeuf


222. “Find beauty”


223. “So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?” – Ayn Rand


224. “We lost because we told ourselves we lost.” – Leo Tolstoy


225. “All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas — not money.” – Robert Collier


226. “To acquire money requires valor, to keep money requires prudence, and to spend money well is an art.” – Berthold Auerbach


227. “The mind is a terrible thing to waste, I show love cause it’s a terrible thing to hate.” – Guru, “Peace of Mine”


228. “A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” – W. C. Fields


229. “Find company within yourself and you’ll never spend a day alone. Find love within yourself and you’ll never have a lonely day.” – Connor Chalfant


230. “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ― Albert Einstein


231. “If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”


232. “I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” – Sarah Jessica Parker


233. “Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemies.” – Spike Milligan


234. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” ― Robert Frost


235. “I want to get quarantined with you.” – Flirting in 2020.


236. 🚀 Our revolutionary product has officially LAUNCHED! 🎉 Don't miss out on the incredible experience. SIGN UP NOW! 🚀


237. “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.” – Henry David Thoreau


238. Who can see Instagram notes?


239. “Without great solitude no serious work is possible.” – Pablo Picasso


240. “Rule #1: Never lose money. Rule #2: Never forget Rule #1.” – Warren Buffett


241. “My tears are becoming a sea.” – M83


242. “Don’t stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns


243. “Broken things like me are better left alone.” – Unknown


244. “Trade money for time, not time for money. You’re going to run out of time first.” – Naval Ravikant


245. “I’ve loved and I’ve lost but that’s not what I see” – Ariana Grande


246. A year ago, I never would’ve pictured my life the way it is now


247. “Escape the ordinary.”


248. “I understand nothing.” — Michael, “The Office”


249. 🐶 Dog mom/dad life!


250. “Tears come from the heart and not from the brain.” – Leonardo da Vinci


251. “I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.” — David, “Schitt’s Creek”


252. “Being alone and actually sitting with our own thoughts can lead to such growth and realizations that are rare in our everyday busy lives.” – Kourtney Kardashian


253. “Be happy; it drives people crazy”


254. “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” — Pam, “The Office”


255. “Life is short.” False — it’s the longest thing you do.


256. New Year's Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality


257. ”People who do a job that claims to be creative have to be alone to recharge their batteries. You can’t live 24 hours a day in the spotlight and remain creative. For people like me, solitude is a victory.” — Karl Lagerfeld


258. “Don’t worry about being famous or making money; the most important thing is being the best. You have to become a master of your craft and everything else will come.” – Anastasia Soare


259. “Even though you’re fed up, you gotta keep your head up.” – Tupac, “Keep Ya Head Up”


260. “Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.” – Zig Ziglar


261. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin


262. “I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can’t accept not trying.” —Michael Jordan


263. “If one’s different one’s bound to be lonely.” – Aldous Huxley


264. “Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.” – Benjamin Franklin


265. “Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.”— Douglas Coupland


266. “My nationality’s reality. And, yo: a prejudiced man is of a devil mentality.” – Kool G. Rap, “Erase Racism”


267. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” – Chinese Proverb


268. Use Emojis as Easter Eggs


269. “An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin


270. 🌮 Tacos ’til I die!


271. “The rich invest in time, the poor invest in money.” – Warren Buffett


272. “All the money in the world doesn’t mean a thing if you don’t have time to enjoy it.” – Oprah Winfrey


273. “Sometimes you need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy your free time being yourself.” Unknown


274. “Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.” – Albert Einstein


275. Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss


276. “Feeling good living better.” – Drake, “Over my dead body”


277. “When money talks, there are few interruptions.” – Herbert V Prochnow


278. “Why did the bicycle fall over? Two tired.”


279. “If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.” – Jules Renard


280. “I’m being nice to you. Have I stabbed you? No.”


281. “Money is just the poor man’s credit card.” – Marshall McLuhan


282. “Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.” – Margaret Bonnand


283. “Don’t bother replying. You’d be wasting the internet.”


284. “Money won’t create success, the freedom to make it will.” – Nelson Mandela


285. “Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.” – Coco Chanel


286. “You’ll never get rich by working for your boss.” – Felix Dennis


287. “Life is short and so is this message.”


288. “The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.” ― Kalu Ndukwe Kalu


289. “If you do not find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.” – Warren Buffet


290. Dress for the year you want


291. “The trouble is if you don’t spend your life yourself, other people spend it for you.” ― Peter Shaffer, Five Finger Exercise


292. The best endings always have confetti


293. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” – Woody Allen


294. “It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses.” – George Eliot


295. “Many folks think they aren’t good at earning money, when what they don’t know is how to use it.” – Frank Clark


296. What is Instagram?


297. “People think that I am alone but I have the greatest support from myself.”


298. Page one of 365!


299. “Live boldly”


300. “I’m ready, I’m ready.” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


301. “Rich people choose to get paid based on results. Poor people choose to get paid based on time.” – T. Harv Eker


302. “The only freedom you truly have is in your mind, so use it.” ― M.T. Dismuke


303. “Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” ― Paulo Coelho


304. “The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.” – Tony Robbins


305. ”In order to be open to creativity, one must have the capacity for constructive use of solitude. One must overcome the fear of being alone.” – Rollo May


306. “Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes next year and forever. ” — Neil Gaiman


307. “You aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy.” – Garth Brooks


308. “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Gertrude Stein


309. “Less perfection, more authenticity:


310. “No pain, no gain.”


311. “Do what you love and the money will follow.” – Marsha Sinetar


312. It's the final countdown


313. “I’m bringing sexy back”


314. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt


315. “Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.” ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess


316. “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man”


317. “One thing you can’t hide — is when you’re crippled inside.” – John Lennon


318. “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” ― Albert Camus


319. The best time for new beginnings is now


320. Tap the icon in the top right corner of your feed


321. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn


322. “One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.” ― Henry Miller


323. “Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.” — Mr. Krabs, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


324. “Life isn’t perfect, people aren’t perfect, but there are moments that are.” – Amy Harmon


325. Out with the old, in with the new


326. Tap “Share what’s on your mind…” and type a message up to 60 characters in length


327. “Never depend on a single income. Make an investment to create a second source.” – Warren Buffett


328. 50% Sweetness


329. “A strong positive attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.” – Patricia Neal


330. “The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney


331. “Sometimes you need to take a break from everyone and spend time alone to experience, appreciate, and love yourself.” – Robert Tew


332. 💔


333. “Never settle”


334. “Loneliness can make you develop into a strong person.” – Unknown


335. “Do what you love and the money will follow.” – Marsha Sinetar


336. “I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”


337. “Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.” – Ken Hakuta


338. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt


339. 🚶‍♀️ Adventure awaits!


340. New Year, New me


341. Ringing in 2023 in style!


342. “Keep switchin’ your alibi, or stutterin’ when you reply. You can’t even look me in the eye. Oh, I can tell, I know you’re lyin’” – The Chainsmokers


343. “No man can be wise on an empty stomach.” – George Eliot


344. “The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.” – John D. Rockefeller


345. “Stay grateful”


346. “Do whatever you have to do. People always want to tell you how to do it. No, do it your way. And don’t ask for like oh how can you do it … do it, figure it out. I figured it out one way or another and I did it.”


347. “If your goal is to be comfortable, chances are you’ll never get rich. But if your goal is to be rich, chances are you’ll end up mighty comfortable.” – T. Harv Eker


348. “Breathing is hard. When you cry so much, it makes you realize that breathing is hard.” – David Levithan


349. “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters


350. “Learn to be alone. Not everyone will stay forever.” – Unknown


351. “Those who work the whole day have no time to make money.” – John D. Rockefeller


352. “A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom, for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.” – Arthur Schopenhauer


353. “Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil. Capital in some form or another will always be needed.” Gandhi


354. “Money can’t buy life.” – Bob Marley


355. “Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?” — Squidward, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


356. “I got 99 problems, but [fill in the blank] ain’t one”


357. “Can we just take a minute to celebrate me?” — Schmidt, “New Girl”


358. I’m working on a new me


359. “T woke up like this.”


360. “Don’t play games that you don’t understand, even if you see lots of other people making money from them.” – Tony Hseih


361. “A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.” – Joe Moore


362. “Entrepreneurship is about turning what excites you in life into capital so that you can do more of it and move forward with it.” – Richard Branson


363. There’s no such thing as too much glitter on New Year’s


364. “I would sell my soul for a bit more time” – Halsey


365. “Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.” – Henry David Thoreau


366. New year, new eats


367. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde


368. “It’s a feeling stick.” — Jess, “New Girl”


369. Let 2023 be the year that you get out of your own way


370. “If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.” Lane Kirkland


371. “Whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.”– Aristotle


372. “What’s the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.” – Mark Twain


373. “It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.” – Walt Disney


374. “Wealth flows from energy and ideas.” – William Feather


375. “The thought of being on my own really terrified me. But then I realized being alone is really a cleansing thing.” – Lindsey Buckingham


376. New Year, new beginning


377. “Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.” – Warren Buffett


378. 🤷‍♀️🗣️ “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view 🤷‍♀️🗣️”


379. “No one talks about how lonely healing can feel” – We The Urban


380. ”I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone.” – Robin Williams


381. “Stay humble”


382. “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.” ― Mark Twain


383. “It’s not your salary that makes you rich, it’s your spending habits.” – Charles Jaffe


384. 👻 Spooky season is here!


385. “Let it go”


386. “People aren’t born good or bad. Maybe they’re born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass


387. “Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.” – Napoleon Hill


388. Use hashtags wisely


389. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”


390. “IF YOU WANT TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE, TIE IT TO A GOAL, NOT TO PEOPLE OR THINGS.”– ALBERT EINSTEIN


391. “Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.” – Ralph Marston


392. “Love is just a word but you bring it definition.” – Eminem, “Love The Way You Lie Part 2”


393. 🎂 Let’s celebrate me!


394. “I’m fascinated with myself and love hearing the sound of my own voice. I’d like to hear what I have to say. A lot of people don’t like being alone because they truly don’t like themselves, but I love me.” – Gene Simmons


395. “We gonna party like it’s your birthday”


396. “Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” — Jim, “The Office”


397. “Never apologize for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.” – Anonymous


398. This is the beginning of anything we want


399. “I do believe that if you haven’t learnt about sadness, you cannot appreciate happiness.” – Nana Mouskouri


400. “So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.” – E.A. Bucchianeri


401. “To travel is to live.” ― Hans Christian Andersen


402. “When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.” – Voltaire


403. What’s the Instagram Caption Character Limit?


404. “The only way out is through.”


405. “To have felt too much is to end in feeling nothing.” – Dorothy Thompson


406. “It’s an easy thing to stand with the crowd, but it takes courage to stand alone”


407. “If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden.” – Frances Hodgson Burnett


408. “It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.” – Albert Camus


409. What’s coming is better than what’s going


410. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person


411. “Make improvements, not excuses. Seek respect, not attention.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart


412. “Here’s how I think of my money: as soldiers. I send them out to war every day. I want them to take prisoners and come home so there’s more of them.” – Kevin O’Leary


413. “Never say you cannot afford something. That is a poor man’s attitude. Ask HOW to afford it.” – Robert Kiyosaki


414. “Winning at money is 80 percent behavior and 20 percent head knowledge.” – Dave Ramsey


415. “I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me.” – Selena Gomez, “Who Says”


416. The best is yet to come


417. “They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.” – Kanye West, “Start It Up”


418. Just here to find my Troy Bolton


419. “I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: ‘try being rich first’. See if that doesn’t cover most of it. There’s not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24 hour job.” – Bill Murray


420. May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions


421. “Money is multiplied in practical value depending on the number of W’s you control in your life: what you do, when you do it, where you do it, and with whom you do it.” – Tim Ferriss


422. “Don’t fear walking alone. Fear walking in wrong direction.” — Garima Soni


423. “Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.” — Mahatma Gandhi


424. There’s no such thing as sparkling too much


425. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view.”


426. “No one’s ever achieved financial fitness with a January resolution that’s abandoned by February.” – Suze Orman


427. “Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.” – Anton Chekhov


428. “It’s funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word. We are screaming inside, but we can’t be heard.” – Sarah McLachlan


429. This year, my resolution is to be more optimistic, so my glass will remain half-full (with either rum, vodka or whiskey)


430. “As I get older I’m more and more comfortable being alone.” – Sienna Miller


431. “If you want to help the poor, demonstrate to them that they can become rich; prove it by getting rich yourself.” – Wallace D. Wattles


432. “It’s a hard time finding your freedom” – Slushii


433. “It may be unfair, but what happens in a few days, sometimes even a single day, can change the course of a whole lifetime…” ― Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner


434. “Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.” – Zig Ziglar


435. “Wake me up when it’s summer.”


436. Wishing you peace, love, and laughter in the new year


437. “ I think that much of the advice given to young men about saving money is wrong. I never saved a cent until I was forty years old. I invest in myself — in study, in mastering my tools, in preparation. Many a man who is putting a few dollars a week into the bank would do much better to put it into himself.” – Henry Ford


438. “Loneliness is when you start talking to yourself because no one is there to listen to you.” – Unknown


439. “I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, I make sure my dog is in them too.”


440. “America is built around this premise that you can do it, and there are an awful lot of people who are unlikely to have done it who did.” – Michael Bloomberg


441. “Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect.” – Margaret Mitchell


442. “Is butter a carb?” — Regina, “Mean Girls”


443. “I’d pee on any one of you.” — Joey, “Friends”


444. “It’s not how much money you make, but how much money you keep, how hard it works for you, and how many generations you keep it for.” – Robert Kiyosaki


445. “What counts is what you do with your money, not where it came from.” – Merton Miller


446. “Be kind”


447. “Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.” – Kahlil Gibran


448. “You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.” – Wayne Dyer


449. The best way to predict the future is to create it


450. “The key to financial freedom and great wealth is a person’s ability or skill to convert earned income into passive income and/or portfolio income.” – Robert Kiyosaki


451. “Notes” is a new feature of Instagram that allows users to write brief notes with a 60-character limit. This feature is found on the top of the DM section of Instagram from where people can share their thoughts.


452. “Thank U, Next” - Me to 2022


453. “Yada yada yada.” — Elaine, “Seinfeld”


454. “There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It’s caused by the absence of you.” – Ashleigh Brilliant


455. “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess


456. Under “Share with”, select whether to share the note with your Followers that you follow back or your Close Friends


457. “I’m the rose that came from concrete.”


458. “I’ve been layin’, waiting for your next mistake, I put in work, and watch my status escalate.” – Guru, “Work”


459. “Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


460. “There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.” ― Robert Louis Stevenson, The Silverado Squatters


461. How do you make notes on Instagram?


462. “Let it hurt and then let it go.”


463. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz


464. “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” ― Stephen King


465. ‘Tis the season to be jolly


466. “There’s no way I could be stopped, was coming for your spot”


467. “Money isn’t everything… But it ranks right up there with oxygen.” – Rita Davenport


468. “We go to school to learn to work hard for money. I write books and create products that teach people how to have money work hard for them.” – Robert Kiyosaki


469. “We learned early on that if we help enough people, the money will come.” – Dave Ramsey


470. “Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.” – Jodi Picoult


471. “Though I am lonely, it does not mean that I am alone, but only that I do not have the company I wish for.” – Unknown


472. 😴💼 “Adulting is hard. Can I just nap instead? 😴💼”


473. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” ― Terry Pratchett


474. “Start somewhere.”


475. I’m ready for you, 2023


476. “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ― Charles Bukowski


477. “If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you don’t have to work.” – Ogden Nash


478. “If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.” ― Kahlil Gibran


479. “I can’t adult today, I need a nap.”


480. “Making money is not a thing that you do — it’s a skill that you learn.” – Naval Ravikant


481. “The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.” – Voltaire


482. “Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.” – Marlon Brando


483. “Stop buying things you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.” – Suze Orman


484. “To get rich, you have to be making money while you’re asleep.” – David Bailey


485. “You are not alone in this journey. Someone out there cares about you more than you know.”


486. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison


487. “We don’t grow when things are easy, we grow when we face challenges.”


488. “Sweet Davy Jones! What the heck is going on?” — Mr. Krabs, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


489. “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure... We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?” — Marianne Williamson


490. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” – Babe Ruth


491. “I’m my own competition – I’m competing with myself.”


492. “Some people can’t stand being alone. I love solitude and silence. But when I come out of it, I’m a regular talking machine. It’s all or nothing for me.” — Celine Dion


493. “If you think of it in terms of the Gold Rush, then you’d be pretty depressed right now because the last nugget of gold would be gone. But the good thing is, with innovation, there isn’t a last nugget. Every new thing creates two new questions and two new opportunities.” – Jeff Bezos


494. “Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.” ― Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting


495. 🙃🧑‍💼 “I tried to be normal once…it was the worst two minutes of my life 🙃🧑‍💼”


496. “Don’t dream of it. Train for it.”


497. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon, “Imagine”


498. With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” — Eleanor Roosevelt


499. “Life is way too short for bad vibes.”


500. “I surmise broken bits of glass hurt one severely thus does broken bits of the human heart.” – Unknown


501. “Being with no one is better than being with the wrong one. Sometimes those who fly solo have the strongest wings.” — Nitya Prakash


502. “The person beside me is an idiot.”


503. 9 p. m. is the new midnight


504. “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” — Carrie Bradshaw


505. “Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” ― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky


506. “Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.” – P.T. Barnum


507. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben


508. “Believe in yourself and you will be unstoppable."


509. “Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.” – Ayn Rand


510. “Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.” – Barrack Obama


511. “Create happiness”


512. “Make it happen. Shock everyone."


513. Ring out the old and ring in the new


514. “Having the dream is easy, making it come true is hard” – Serena Williams


515. “Sometimes, you just need a break. In a beautiful place. Alone. To figure everything out.” – Unknown


516. “No paparazzi, please.”


517. “Stay wild”


518. 📚 Book worm life!


519. “The word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.” – Carl Jung


520. “I’m living my best life”


521. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael, “The Office”


522. 12 months to a better you


523. “The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.” – Carroll Bryant


524. “The more money we come across, the more problems we see”


525. “Tell ’em that it’s my birthday!” – Selena Gomez, ‘Birthday’


526. “There are two types of people in the world: Those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.” – Nicole Krauss


527. “Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.” – Benjamin Franklin


528. “Drop it like it’s hot”


529. “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” ― Lao Tzu


530. Let's start off the New Year by being immediately thankful we're not in Times Square


531. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right


532. Celebrate what you want to see more of


533. “This message failed to send.”


534. “It’s simple arithmetic: your income can grow only to the extent that you do.” – T. Harv Eker


535. “To generalize is to be an idiot.” ― William Blake


536. “There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.” – Aeschylus


537. 🎥 Movie night!


538. She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes. — Kate Spade


539. Cheers to 2023!


540. “Love yourself first, because that’s who you’ll spend the rest of your life with.” – Luigina Sgarro


541. “Yama hama, it’s fright night!” — Kramer, “Seinfeld”


542. “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss


543. “Sad things happen. They do. But we don’t need to live sad forever.” – Mattie Stepanek


544. “Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options.” – Chris Rock


545. “A fake friend is worse than an enemy.”


546. “The true currency of life is time, not money, and we’ve all got a limited stock of that.” – Robert Harris


547. 365 new excuses


548. “The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.”


549. “Money is like a beautiful thoroughbred horse — very powerful and always in action. But unless this horse is trained when very young, it will be an out of control and dangerous animal when it grows to maturity.” – Dave Ramsey


550. 👯‍♀️ Squad goals!


551. “Maybe she’s born with it.”


552. Glitter is always an option


553. “It takes a long time to grow young” – Pablo Picasso


554. “The fools in life want things fast and easy — money, success, attention.” – Robert Greene


555. “Better an Oops, than a what if.”


556. “Life happens, coffee helps.”


557. “Learn to fight alone for you will fight better.” – Unknown


558. Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky ones who get to meet us


559. “My nose is frozen.”


560. New year, same me. Big goals


561. Cheers to a new decade


562. “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.” ― Allen Saunders


563. “Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.” — Henry Ford


564. “Nothing else so destroys the power to stand alone as the habit of leaning upon others. If you lean, you will never be strong or original. Stand alone or bury your ambition to be somebody in the world.” — Orison Swett Marden


565. 🏋️‍♀️ Gains all day, every day!


566. “Life imitates art.” – Lana Del Rey, “Gods And Monsters”


567. Who needs NYE fireworks when you can shine bright yourself?


568. “If you are never alone, you cannot know yourself.” — Paulo Coelho


569. “We were on a break!”— Ross, “Friends”


570. “Hibernation mode: On.”


571. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” – Oscar Wilde


572. “Fortune sides with him who dares.” – Virgil


573. “You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.” – Jonathan Safran Foer


574. “If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” –Maya Angelou


575. “There is a big difference between lonely and alone, when you feel lonely you are sad but when you are alone you can spend time with the most amazing person in the world and that is you.” – Unknown


576. Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life


577. “Success is not about how much money you make, it’s about the difference you make in people’s lives.” – Michelle Obama


578. “My coach said I run like a girl. So I said if he ran a little faster he could too.” – Mia Hamm


579. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I promise it won’t be boring.” – David Bowie


580. “The ultimate purpose of money is so that you do not have to be in a specific place at a specific time doing anything you don’t want to do.” – Naval Ravikant


581. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding.”


582. “I think I’m ready for my close up”


583. “The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.” – Lee Iacocca


584. A little party never killed nobody


585. A whole new chapter with you


586. “Farewell tequila, so long margarita. And lady sativa, I hate to leave ya” – Bebe Rexha


587. See you next year!


588. “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke


589. “Liking money like I like it is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.” – Salvador Dali


590. “If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need” – Marcus Tullius Cicero


591. Just so you know, that’s sooo totally last year


592. “Knock me down 10 times but I get up 10”


593. “Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone.” — Paul Tillich


594. “I would rather stand alone in the light of truth than in the crowd filled with error.” — Adrian Rogers


595. “You can be young without money, but you can’t be old without it.” – Tennessee Williams


596. “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.”


597. 50% Sweetness


598. Use Emojis as Easter Eggs


599. “The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.”— Mitch Albom


600. “I’m gonna be on a budget until the day I die.”


601. Cheers to believing that anything actually changes when the year does


602. “Money won’t make you happy… but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” – Zig Ziglar


603. “I’ll just keep on living, the way I want to live”


604. And so the adventure begins


605. “You just fold it in.” — David, “Schitt’s Creek”


606. “Money has the power to buy you things. But a much bigger power of money is in generating more money for you. Those who are able to manifest the latter are never short of it.” – Manoj Arora


607. “I’m feelin’ myself”


608. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ” — Oprah Winfrey


609. I’m doing this year for me


610. “Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.” – Winston S. Churchill


611. “Smile, it confuses people.”


612. Click Here


613. “Early to bed and early to rise keeps a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.” – Benjamin Franklin


614. “Gum would be perfection.” — Chandler, “Friends”


615. “LIFE IS REALLY SIMPLE, BUT MEN INSIST ON MAKING IT COMPLICATED.” — CONFUCIUS


616. “I am Beyoncé, always.” — Michael, “The Office”


617. “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – Dr. Seuss


618. “Dream big”


619. “Choose joy”


620. “Your attitude, not your aptitude, determines your altitude.” – Zig Ziglar


621. “Some people want it to happen. Some people wish it would happen. Others make it happen.” – Michael Jordan


622. “I have learned not to allow rejection to move me” – Cicely Tyson


623. I haven't been this excited about a new year since last year


624. 2023 goals: Stay focused and extra sparkly


625. “We are all a mess, but it’s how we keep it together that makes us beautiful.” – J. Iron Word


626. “Being single doesn’t make you weak, it means that you are strong enough to be on your own.” — Xavier Zayas


627. “To be an overachiever you have to be an over-believer.” – Dabo Swinney


628. My only rule this year: wear something you can dance in


629. “No wealth can ever make a bad man at peace with himself.” – Plato


630. “Embrace change”


631. “True confidence leaves no room for jealousy. When you know you are great, you have no need to hate.” – Nicki Minaj


632. New Year, New Feels, New Chances, Same Dreams, Fresh Starts


633. 💤💡 “I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient 💤💡”


634. “Hey Alexa, can I un-update Instagram Notes?”


635. “Rich people believe ‘I create my life’. Poor people believe ‘Life happens to me’.” – T. Harv Eker


636. “Ew, David.” — Alexis, “Schitt’s Creek”


637. Ringing in the New Year with 2023 vision


638. “Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.” – Lana Del Rey


639. “Your economic security does not lie in your job; it lies in your power to produce – to think, to learn, to create, to adapt. That’s true financial independence. It’s not having wealth; it’s having the power to produce wealth.” – Stephen R Covey


640. “The only difference between a rich person and a poor person is how they use their time.” – Robert Kiyosaki


641. “If it’s out of your hands, it deserves freedom from your mind too” – Ivan Nuru


642. “The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.” – Harriet Beecher Stowe


643. “A positive attitude is a person’s passport to a better tomorrow.” – Jeff Keller


644. “Keep your squats low and your standards high."


645. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” ― Albert Einstein


646. “She believed she could, so she did.” – R.S. Grey


647. “The best people in life are free.” – Taylor Swift, “New Romantics”


648. “Why did the math book look mad? Too many problems.”


649. “Don’t sit down and wait for the opportunities to come. Get up and make them” – Madam C J Walker


650. “Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.” ― Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty


651. No need to look for your midnight kiss. I’m right here


652. “Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” – Francoise Sagan


653. “Nom, nom for us.”— Alexis, “Schitt’s Creek”


654. “Travel brings power and love back into your life.” ― Rumi Jalalud-Din


655. “Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.” ― Lao Tzu


656. Brainstorm Several Good Instagram Captions First


657. “From your perspective, I am happy and I have everyone but from my point of view, I am sad and lonely.” – Unknown


658. Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself


659. Maybe COVID will disappear this year!


660. Watch out 2023, because here I come


661. “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ― Mark Twain


662. “If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.” – Henry Ford


663. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time 🎶.” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


664. Place the most important words at the beginning of the caption


665. “There are people who have money and people who are rich.” – Coco Chanel


666. “Money is worth what it will help you to produce or buy and no more.” – Henry Ford


667. “Life is too short for bad vibes.”


668. com


669. I wanted to make sure I looked nice when I met the new year


670. “All I really need is a passport.”


671. Sometimes all we need is a fresh start


672. “Be present”


673. Save water, drink champagne


674. “We will fail when we fail to try” – Rosa Parks


675. Brainstorm Several Good Instagram Captions First


676. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” ― W.C. Fields


677. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” ― Mae West


678. “Tears are words that need to be written.” – Paulo Coelho


679. “Why did the cookie go to therapy? It felt crumbly inside.”


680. “Tonight, I’m a baller, babe.” – Ariana Grande, “Successful”


681. “Does shivering count as exercise?”


682. “If you want others to follow, learn to be alone with your thoughts.” — William Deresiewicz


683. ”Until you get comfortable being by yourself, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.” – Mandy Hale


684. “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West


685. “If you can get paid for doing what you love, every paycheck is a bonus.” – Oprah Winfrey


686. On New Year's just remember: If your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit


687. My new year’s resolution is 1080 pixels


688. “Look at all the hip young people eating salads!” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


689. “I ain’t got a lotta money but I got a lotta style.” – Fifth Harmony, “Top Down”


690. “Very few people can afford to be poor.” – George Bernard Shaw


691. “Looking like a right swipe on Tinder.”


692. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” — Patrick, “SpongeBob SquarePants”


693. “It hurts to leave a light on for nobody.” – Graham Foust


694. 💩 What a time to be alive!


695. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other


696. “The goal isn’t more money. The goal is living life on your terms.” – Chris Brogan


697. “The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.” ― Marcel Proust


698. “I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.” – Mother Teresa


699. “Love is a song that never ends.” — Bambi


700. “If I’m not complaining, I’m not having a good time, hah hah!” ― Martin Scorsese


701. I’m still the same person I was last year, just hungover


702. “I need somebody who can take control” – Sam Smith


703. It is never too late to be what you might have been.” — George Eliot


704. “A season of loneliness and isolation is when the caterpillar gets its wings. Remember that next time you feel alone.” – Mandy Hale


705. ”When you learn how to be alone you’ll discover the difference between alone and lonely.” — LJ Vanier


706. “We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.” ― anaïs nin


707. Here for the champagne


708. Ask for Something


709. If you loved it this year, hold on because it goes by fast. If you haven’t loved it this year, hold on because it goes by fast


710. 🍕 Pizza is always the answer!


711. New year, same me because I'm already perfect


712. “The greater the passive income you can build, the freer you will become.” – Todd M. Fleming


713. “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” – Christopher Marlowe


714. “Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.” – Jim Rohn


715. Walking into 2023 like


716. “I know how to love you, but not how to stop loving you.” – Invajo


717. Time to put your party pants on


718. “THE BIG LESSON IN LIFE, BABY, IS NEVER BE SCARED OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING.”– FRANK SINATRA


719. “Be a little more you, and a lot less them.” – Madalyn Beck


720. “Your problem isn’t the problem, it’s your attitude about the problem.” – Ann Brashares


721. “If a girl have beef with me, she gon’ have beef with me forever”


722. “Never be afraid of tears. Tear-filled eyes are capable of seeing the truth. Tear-filled eyes are capable of seeing the beauty of life.” – Osho


723. “It’s how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.” – David Feherty


724. “Financial freedom is a mental, emotional, and educational process.” – Robert Kiyosaki


725. ."Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." — Winston Churchill


726. “Being alone is better than being ignored.” — Narendra Singh Dhami


727. “Hello, Newman.” — Seinfeld, “Seinfeld”


728. “Drop it like it’s hot”


729. “My loneliness is killing me” – Britney Spears


730. “Making money is easy. It is. The difficult thing in life is not making it, it’s keeping it.” – John McAfee


731. “Money grows on the tree of persistence.” – Japanese Proverb


732. “You can’t have a goal without determination, because without the determination the goal will die.” ― Patrick L. Turner


733. “Pictures of last night ended up online, I’m screwed”


734. 📏👧 “I’m not short, I’m just fun-sized 📏👧”


735. Ask a question


736. Open the Instagram app


737. “WHOEVER IS HAPPY WILL MAKE OTHERS HAPPY TOO.” -ANNE FRANK


738. “Learning is a gift. Even if pain is the teacher.” – Maya Watson


739. “Don’t let making a living prevent you from making a life.” – John Wooden


740. You were my cup of tea, now I drink champagne


741. “Making money is an art, and working is an art, and good business is the best art.” – Andy Warhol


742. “When money talks, nobody cares what kind of grammar it uses.” – Robert Elliot Gonzales


743. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin


744. “In suggesting gifts, money is appropriate and one size fits all.” – William Randolph Hearst


745. “Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason


746. “It’s too cold to dress cute.”


747. “You either master money, or, on some level, money masters you.” – Tony Robbins


748. ." Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you." — Ovid


749. “Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring


750. “Actions have reactions, don’t be quick to judge, You may not know the hardships people don’t speak of. It’s best to step back, and observe with couth, For we all must meet our Moment of Truth.” – Guru, “Moment of Truth”


751. “There are desires that we all want to achieve, but remember respect is most greatest to receive.” – Big Daddy Kane, “Children R the Future”


752. “When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.”


753. “The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.”


754. “It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.” – Seneca


755. “Love that journey for me.” — Alexis, “Schitt’s Creek”


756. 😴 ZZZZzzz…


757. “To appreciate the sun, you gotta know what rain is.” – J. Cole, “I’m Coming Home”


758. Ask for Something


759. 🍔 Cheat day!


760. Click Here


761. “What if we told you… you can eat without posting it on Instagram?”

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