650 Funny Coffee Quotes To Inspire Your Morning (2023)

1. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the lens of coffee.

2. Coffee is the best Monday motivation.

3. “Humanity runs on coffee.”

4. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson

5. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

6. Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. Alexander Pope

7. Coffee, the Most Important Meal of the Day

8. Good coffee—cheaper than Prozac! Unknown

9. “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” — Bertrand Russell

10. A day without coffee is…just kidding, I have no idea.

11. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.”

12. Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right. Unknown

13. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

14. Too much Monday. Not enough coffee.

15. Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. Unknown

16. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” – Nanea Hoffman

17. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.”—Rita Moreno

18. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” — Carly Simon

19. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” — Henry Rollins

20. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” Lewis Blake

21. “You’re brew-tiful.”

22. “The seasonal urge is strong in poets. Milton wrote chiefly in winter. Keats looked for spring to wake him up (as it did in the miraculous months of April and May, 1819). Burns chose autumn. Longfellow liked the month of September. Shelley flourished in the hot months. Some poets, like Wordsworth, have gone outdoors to work. Others, like Auden, keep to the curtained room. Schiller needed the smell of rotten apples about him to make a poem. Tennyson and Walter de la Mare had to smoke. Auden drinks lots of tea, Spender coffee; Hart Crane drank alcohol. Pope, Byron, and William Morris were creative late at night. And so it goes.”

23. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.”

24. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”

25. Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.

26. Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee. Unknown

27. This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.” Honoré de Balzac

28. No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

29. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett

30. Caffeine—it maintains my sunny personality. Unknown

31. I don’t give a frappe.

32. “Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that.”

33. Sometimes coffee with your friends is all the therapy you need.

34. “You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.”—Unknown

35. It’s Monday, but coffee can handle it.

36. I’D STOP DRINKING COFFEE, BUT I’M NOT A QUITTER.

37. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott

38. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” – Adam Gopnik

39. Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr

40. “The world without coffee is like the Brits without tea.” — Jeremiah Say

41. “It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.”

42. Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup. Gertrude Stein

43. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. Donna A. Favors

44. Wine is for aging. Not coffee.” Ken Hutchinson

45. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”

46. Sometimes I go hours without coffee. It’s called sleeping.

47. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln

48. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”

49. “Just coffee. Black—like my soul.”—Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

50. “Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee.”

51. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

52. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”

53. I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life. Unknown

54. Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of roast goat. J.S. Bach

55. Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee. Unknown

56. “I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.”—Napoleon Bonaparte

57. “Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.”

58. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”

59. “Coffee is a hug in a mug.”

60. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman

61. “Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone streak.’”

62. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”

63. “When you steal someone’s coffee is it called mugging?”

64. I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. Burt Lancaster

65. “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.”

66. Cocaine is like really evil coffee. Courtney Love

67. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes

68. Good morning, coffee.

69. “‘I’m gonna need you to be strong today,’ I whisper to my coffee.”

70. I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just in a committed relationship.

71. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” – Jac Vanek

72. Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. Unknown

73. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. Terri Guillemets

74. “Give me a hot drink and I’m happy. Hot cider, hot chocolate, coffee… I like all winter beverages.”

75. Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.

76. Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Bill Gates

77. “Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.”

78. “Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.”

79. Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. Unknown

80. 10 best coffee quotes "Too much Monday not enough coffee' with cute dog

81. COFFEE – THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.

82. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

83. “Coffee: creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell

84. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” – Henry Rollins

85. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline—the first often tasting like the second. Edward Abbey

86. Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. Jonathon Swift

87. “SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.”

88. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” — Clark Gable

89. Life begins after coffee.

90. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” — Abraham Lincoln

91. “Life is scary without coffee.”—Unknown

92. “I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”― Matthew Arnold Stern

93. “If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.” — Sydney Smith

94. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.”

95. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”― Cassandra Clare

96. “Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!” – Mike Ditka

97. Coffee and friends are the perfect blend.

98. What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black–like my soul. Cassandra Clare

99. “Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.”― Sahara Sanders

100. Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed. Unknown

101. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

102. ”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. ”

103. “I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as perfume.” – John van Druten

104. The road to success is paved in coffee. Unknown

105. Every good morning starts with coffee.

106. “It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life.” ― Anthony T. Hincks.

107. I’m not Addicted to Coffee, We’re Just in a Committed Relationship

108. “Cold winter hot coffee”

109. “Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.” – Kevin Garnett

110. Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people. Unknown

111. Coffee: a hug in a mug.

112. Coffee first. Schemes later. Leanna Renee Hieber

113. “It’s coffee o’clock.”

114. May the froth be with you.

115. Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Unknown

116. “If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.” “If I were your husband, I would drink it.” Winston Churchill & Nancy Astor

117. “You should know that before 10 am, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffee.”

118. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.”–Ursula Vernon

119. “In the modern world, coffee has become a familiar part of everyday life.” ― Adriana Farah

120. “7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.

121. Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.

122. Coffee is not my cup of tea.” Samuel Goldwyn

123. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.” – J.S. Bach

124. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz

125. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” – Jerry Seinfeld

126. Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans.

127. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”— Terri Guillemets

128. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln

129. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”— Edward Abbey

130. The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword. Old Arabic Saying

131. “There’s nothing quite like a quiet corner in a coffee shop to gather your thoughts and begin writing.” –Gautham Menon

132. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” – AJ Lee

133. I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.' Jim Carrey

134. “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

135. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips

136. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ― Gabriel Bá

137. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”

138. “I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I’m gonna be today.” – Nanea Hoffman

139. “The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.”

140. Good coffee is a pleasure. Good friends are a treasure.

141. Keep calm and make coffee.

142. “Coffee and love are best when they are hot.”

143. I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. Jac Vanek

144. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Wendell Holmes Sr.

145. “The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

146. “The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you hit your head against it.” – Douglas Adams

147. “They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated!” — Lizzie Chantree

148. After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed. Mark Twain

149. How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee? Unknown

150. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.”—Carly Simon

151. COFFEE: THE GASOLINE OF LIFE.

152. Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. Unknown

153. Rise and grind.

154. “The weather might be cold, but at least our chocolates and coffee are warm.”

155. “Keep warm and drink coffee”

156. Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.

157. Just brew it.

158. Every latte thing is gonna bean alright.

159. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.”—Sandra Bullock

160. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.”—AJ Lee

161. “Forever: The time it takes to brew the first cup of coffee on a winter morning.”

162. “Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.”—Nanea Hoffman

163. “There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women…” ― Orson Welles

164. “I can’t write this without coffee, it keeps my soul young and ambitious.” ― Omer Demir

165. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan

166. A morning without coffee is like sleep. Unknown

167. “Being able to kick back on your couch, bed, or porch with a nice book and a cup of coffee is something you would be hard-pressed to complain about.” ― Daniel Lancaster

168. “Strange how the bitterness of coffee makes life sweet.” – Suhaib Rumi

169. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. Fran Drescher

170. Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me? Unknown

171. To an old man, a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house—it sustains and strengthens him. Old Bourbon Proverb

172. “Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.”

173. “Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.” — Allison Czarnecki

174. “Coffee is the best medicine.”

175. To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine. Unknown

176. Coffee: the most important meal of the day.

177. “You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.” – Edward VII

178. My birthstone is a coffee bean. Unknown

179. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

180. Coffee Doesn’t Ask Silly Questions, Coffee Understands

181. I’M NOT ADDICTED TO COFFEE, WE’RE JUST IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP.

182. “I like to sit down, relax, have a cup of coffee on the terrace and read a book.” –Marianne Vos

183. Coffee—creative lighter fluid. Floyd Maxwell

184. “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” — Albert Camus

185. “Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.”

186. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” Hugh Jackman

187. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?” – Steven Wright

188. “Among the numerous luxuries of the table… coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable.” — Benjamin Franklin

189. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”—Unknown

190. “Coffee is still the first beverage that we all drink before we start our everyday lives, but we all keep talking exclusively about caffeine.” ― Roseane M. Santos

191. ”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. ”

192. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” — Martha Quinn

193. In coffee we trust.

194. I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, ‘Bring on the day!’ I have to have about seven pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake.” Stacey London

195. “Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.”

196. “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” – Bill Gates

197. Start each day with a grateful heart. Also, coffee.

198. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”—Jesse Lane Adams

199. “Never say no to coffee.”–Cesar

200. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson

201. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”—T.S. Eliot

202. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” – Alfred Renyi/Paul Erdos

203. OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder.

204. “WHAT GOES BEST WITH A CUP OF COFFEE? ANOTHER CUP.” ~HENRY ROLLINS

205. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”

206. Coffee gives me wings.

207. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”—Justina Chen

208. “When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.”

209. “Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover.”

210. Today’s vibe: coffee.

211. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” Flash Rosenberg

212. “Coffee which makes the politician wise, and sees through all things with his half-shut eyes.” – Alexander Pope

213. Better latte than never.

214. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. Alphonse Allais

215. “My favorite kind of coffee is the kind where no one talks to me while I’m drinking it.”

216. “Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.”

217. There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. Rian Aditia

218. If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. Mae West

219. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

220. I Only Drink Coffee on Days Ending in ‘y’

221. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

222. Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams!

223. That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.” J.D. Salinger

224. I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

225. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” — Bill Cosby

226. “My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee.”

227. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

228. Coffee is a language in itself. Jackie Chan

229. “Any time is coffee time.”—Unknown

230. I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. Louisa May Alcott

231. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.” –Gord Downie

232. I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. Unknown

233. “The smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the world’s greatest inventions.”

234. Monday: one day that lasts 50% longer than the others and requires 100% of the coffee.

235. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” — Alfred Renyi

236. “In our planet, more than 1 billion people start their day by drinking a cup of coffee. That makes coffee the most popular drink at the world level after water.” ― Diego Pizano

237. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”

238. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”

239. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”—Jean Kerr

240. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”—Jac Vanek

241. Hot day, cold brew.

242. “Coffee first. Schemes later.”—Leanna Renee Hieber

243. “Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.”

244. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

245. A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee–a lot more. Jayne Mansfield

246. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”—Thomas Jefferson

247. “Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.” – Michael Greger

248. “It’s so cold, my coffee needs coffee.”

249. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”

250. Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee. Rory Bremner

251. No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.' Cherise Sinclair

252. “Without coffee something’s missing.” — Al Pacino

253. You mocha me crazy.

254. Caffeine isn’t a drug; it’s a vitamin. Unknown

255. “Happiness is the smell of early morning coffee.”

256. “How are you feeling?”

257. To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee… coffee. Unknown

258. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”—David Letterman

259. Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring? Unknown

260. We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. Jerry Seinfeld

261. Too Much Monday, Not Enough Coffee

262. “Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers.” – Chris Kilham

263. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”

264. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” –Helen Hayes

265. SOMETIMES I LOOK FORWARD TO GOING TO BED AT NIGHT BECAUSE I KNOW THAT WHEN I WAKE UP, I GET COFFEE.

266. We busy ladies need our coffee fix in the morning. My day doesn’t really start until I’ve had my Starbucks latte.” Heidi Klum

267. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”

268. The more complicated the order, the bigger the a--hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a ‘decaf grande half soy half lowfat iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet ‘n Low and one Nutra Sweet... Ooooh, you are a huge a--hole. George Carlin

269. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. Unknown

270. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” – Turkish Proverb

271. “What's a rainy day

272. Given enough coffee I could rule the world. Unknown

273. “Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.”

274. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets

275. Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

276. COFFEE – BECAUSE BAD MORNINGS DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE.

277. I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. Abigail Reynolds

278. “I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.” ― Annie Clark

279. “I think I've reduced the amount of blood in my caffeine system to an acceptable level.”

280. I only need coffee on days ending with “y”.

281. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman

282. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. ” – Sir James MacKintosh

283. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”—Lewis Black

284. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”—Earl Wilson

285. I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It''ll still be the best part of waking up.” Megan Mullally

286. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” — Rohan Marley

287. Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. Unknown

288. “Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee.”

289. ”You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together. ”

290. “Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup”

291. Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.

292. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas…”

293. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”

294. Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee! David Letterman

295. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

296. “I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.”

297. Seven days without coffee makes one WEAK. Unknown

298. “You have almost no interest in coffee and then have an epiphany, a cup of coffee that changes everything.” ― Maxwell Colonna-Dashwood

299. I have measured out my life with coffee spoon. T.S. Eliot

300. Insert Coffee to Begin

301. “It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”

302. Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self. Terry Pratchett

303. “Winter was made for hot coffee, warm blankets, and large books.”

304. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”

305. “To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.”— Old Bourbon Proverb

306. “Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.” – Justina Headley, North of Beautiful

307. “I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.”

308. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”

309. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.

310. “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”

311. DejaBrew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.

312. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.”

313. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”

314. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”—Terry Pratchett

315. Like most of the world’s population I’m into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr

316. It’s Monday. I have coffee. Boom!

317. There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee. Unknown

318. “Mechanically we start our coffee so hoping that a fresh and strong cup of coffee will ignite our body.” ― Byron Pulsifer

319. “I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.”

320. Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.

321. “Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” — Star Trek

322. Stay grounded!

323. I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee. Unknown

324. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”—Henry Rollins

325. “Some coffee, plus some thinking, equals some great ideas.”

326. “I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.” – Megan Mullally

327. “What do you want? Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare

328. Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream. Unknown

329. Good coffee is always better with friends.

330. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” ― Justina Chen Headley

331. Every morning I long to hold you… I need you, I want you, I have to have you… your warmth, your smell, your taste… ohhh coffee, I love you. Unknown

332. I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge. Jennifer Lopez

333. “Winter means double the coffee.”

334. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”

335. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!”—Howard Schultz

336. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” — Steven Wright

337. I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.

338. Monday checklist: wake up, drink coffee.

339. “You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?"

340. You Can’t Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy Coffee and that’s Pretty Close

341. “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”

342. Wake up, drink coffee, cheers to life.

343. “Coffee should not be drunk in a hurry. It is the sister of time, and should be sipped slowly, slowly. Coffee is the sound of taste, a sound for the aroma. It is a meditation and a plunge into memories and the soul.” ― Mahmoud Darwish

344. Be strong, I whisper to my coffee.

345. Coffee is my muse.

346. “There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...”

347. If I could just find one person who I felt that way about—the way I feel about coffee—then I think I’d be in a content relationship.” Taylor Swift

348. Mugnificent.

349. It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. Dave Barry

350. Change the world. Start with coffee.

351. Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. Unknown

352. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” — Alphonse Allais

353. “I like coffee exceedingly...”

354. “May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON’T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.” – Nanea Hoffman

355. “Coffee first; schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Hieber

356. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”—Unknown

357. “It's just like when you've got some coffee that's too black, which means it's too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won't even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep.”

358. This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. Unknown

359. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” — Rita Moreno

360. “Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” – Peter Diamonde

361. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”

362. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”

363. The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty. Att least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.” Charles de Secondat Montesquieu

364. Coffee: because adulting is hard.

365. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”

366. “Daily and moderate intake of coffee can have an important role in the prevention of many diseases. . .and also can help in preventing obesity among youth.” ― Dr. Mario Maranhao

367. “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.”

368. Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. Terri Guillemets

369. “Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day.” ― Nitya Prakash

370. Coffee is a language in itself.

371. “The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.”—Theodore Roosevelt

372. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”—Clark Gable

373. All hail coffee.

374. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!”

375. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. Unknown

376. “You need some coffee, don’t you?”

377. Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby. The great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My ideal is just hanging out with people. I think I am innately lazy.” Craig Parker

378. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Unknown

379. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee.”

380. Humanity runs on coffee.

381. ANY FRIEND OF COFFEE IS A FRIEND OF MINE!

382. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”– Burt Lancaster

383. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”

384. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. Henry Rollins

385. Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” Captain Janeway

386. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat.”

387. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

388. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― Sir James Mackintosh

389. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”

390. “This cold makes you want to make hot stuff… like coffee!”

391. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” – Alphonse Allais

392. I’d have coffee, sometimes six cups, along with the shake, and I’d have sugar in my coffee. By then I would be pretty jazzed up, and I’d start writing down ideas.” David Lynch

393. A cup of coffee–real coffee–home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.” Henry Ward Beecher

394. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher

395. The best time to drink coffee is now.

396. If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. David Letterman

397. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”

398. “Cold weather gives me an excuse to drink more coffee.”

399. “My favorite winter activity is going back inside and drinking more coffee.”

400. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”—Anne Morrow Lindbergh

401. Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. Stephanie Piro

402. Relationship status: it’s caffeinated.

403. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson

404. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.

405. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” – Nanea Hoffman

406. “Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either.”

407. But first, coffee.

408. Live, love, coffee.

409. Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' Conan O'Brien

410. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”

411. If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. Unknown

412. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope

413. My favorite coworker is the coffee machine.

414. “Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee!” – David Letterman

415. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Steven Wright

416. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.”

417. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S Elliot

418. “Coffee is one of the most popular beverages in the world. Around 145 million bags of coffee are consumed each year worldwide.” ― Jessica Simms

419. “Life happens, coffee helps.”

420. I’m caffeine positive.

421. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”

422. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”

423. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go,’ Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.” – Jim Carrey

424. “When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”—Helen Hayes

425. “Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”

426. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another one.

427. “Coffee: creative lighter fluid.”—Floyd Maxwell

428. Even bad coffee is better… than no coffee at all. David Lynch

429. “Just coffee. Black—like my soul.”

430. Good Days Start with Coffee and You

431. Have a brewtiful day.

432. Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. Jessi Lane Adams

433. “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.” — Holly Black

434. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” – Jean Kerr

435. Caffeine and sugar—the two basic food groups. Laurell K. Hamilton

436. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”

437. “Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.” — Jonathan Carroll

438. Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better. Justina Headley

439. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”

440. Caffeine before chaos.

441. “My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.” — Anton du Beke

442. “Coffee: When your brain needs a hug.”

443. Coffee: the vodka of the morning.

444. “Given enough coffee I could rule the world.” — Terry Pratchett

445. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes

446. Espresso yourself.

447. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”

448. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” — Rian Aditia

449. Coffee has ... expand[ed] humanity's working-day from twelve to a potential twenty-four hours. The tempo, the complexity, the tension of modern life, call for something that can perform the miracle of stimulating brain activity, without evil, habit-forming after-effects. Margaret Meagher, To Think of Coffee

450. Coffee before you talkie.

451. “It’s never too late for a coffee. After all it’s morning somewhere in the world.” — Zooey Deschanel

452. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” Steven Wright

453. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Paul Erdos

454. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not coffee.

455. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”

456. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. Clark Gable

457. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!”

458. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch

459. Coffee obsessed.

460. I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan

461. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”

462. “Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?”

463. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.”

464. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”

465. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'” – Jim Carrey

466. “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” – Dave Berry

467. “I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live.”― Tahar Ben Jelloun

468. Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping. Unknown

469. I’m a coffeeholic on my road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the way to the coffee shop.

470. In movies, you have a production assistant carrying your chair around and getting you coffee. In theater, no one carries your chair, no one gets you your coffee, there's no craft service, there's no per diem. The only thing that is provided for you is coffee, tea, sugar and milk. It doesn't matter how big a star you are or whatever. Rosie Perez

471. Coffee in England is just toasted milk. Christopher Fry

472. “Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.”

473. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher

474. “To me, the smell of fresh–made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”

475. Sometimes I stay awake so late that I have my first coffee before I go to bed.

476. “If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go.” ― Lou Brutus

477. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”— Napoleon Bonaparte

478. “Four cups of coffee a day may keep depression at bay.” ― Steven Magee

479. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?”—Anthony Trollope

480. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from—or how you feel…there’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”—Gabriel Bá

481. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. Flash Rosenberg

482. “I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.” –Ice Cube

483. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” — Josephine Baker

484. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.” — Jonathan Swift

485. My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack somewhere so I can wake up, have coffee, look at dolphins, be quiet and breathe the air.” Christina Applegate

486. “It’s early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I’m thankful. I’m happy. My cup runneth over. Now there’s coffee everywhere.”

487. We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. Trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out. Unknown

488. COFFEE IS MY FAVORITE CO-WORKER.

489. Depresso: the feeling you get when you run out of coffee.

490. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.”

491. You can brew it!

492. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” – Rian Aditia

493. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T.S. Eliot

494. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. Unknown

495. “Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot.”

496. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami

497. Humanity runs on coffee. Unknown

498. “Once you have learned to appreciate the finest coffees, you can never really go back.” ― Sebastien

499. Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” Albert Camus

500. “I put coffee in my coffee.”

501. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.” – Cherise Sinclair

502. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”

503. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jessi Lane Adams

504. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”― Louisa May Alcott

505. “What do you want?"

506. I like my coffee strong. Not lethal.” M*A*S*H

507. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”—Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

508. “It’s so cold out I saw a snowman drinking coffee.”

509. “I quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.”

510. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”—Sir James Mackintosh

511. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.”—Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain

512. The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it. Jonathon Swift

513. I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.” Jonathon Ames

514. “Baby, it’s cold outside… Let’s make coffee.”

515. Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee.

516. “Yes, I’ve only had a gallon.” ― John Grisham, The Confession

517. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”—Hugh Jackman

518. Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone” streak.

519. He was my cream, and I was his coffee. And when you poured us together, it was something.” Josephine Baker

520. “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” – Bob Irwin

521. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.”—Gord Downie

522. “Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” – Ankita Singhal

523. I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can’t go back. You cannot go back. Hugh Laurie

524. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”

525. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

526. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”—Edward Abbey

527. Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

528. “Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” — Alexander King

529. People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy! Unknown

530. GOOD IDEAS START WITH BRAINSTORMING. GREAT IDEAS START WITH COFFEE.

531. Coffee is always on the menu.

532. Good Ideas Start with Great Coffee

533. The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. Sir James MacKintosh

534. A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.

535. Need. more. coffee.

536. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy. Unknown

537. As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? Cassandra Clare

538. Caffeine—the other vitamin C. Unknown

539. “Oh, the weather outside is frightful; but my coffee is so delightful.”

540. May your coffee kick in before reality does. Unknown

541. Coffee blessed.

542. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.”

543. “Coffee is a language itself.”—Jackie Chan

544. “Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.”

545. “Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!”

546. COFFEE HAS GIVEN ME UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF PRODUCTIVITY.

547. “At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee.” – Mary H.K. Choi

548. You make good coffee... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. Cher, Moonstruck

549. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”

550. “I like a venti black coffee, no room for cream or sugar.” –Victor J. Glover

551. I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. Jarod Kintz

552. “I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away.

553. You deserve some coffee.

554. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”—David Lynch

555. “Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.

556. “Coffee is a language in itself.” — Jackie Chan

557. What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam

558. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.”

559. “Wait!"560. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.” – Sir James MacKintosh

561. My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me. Unknown

562. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.” – David Lynch

563. “Coffee.”― Tiffany Reisz, The Siren

564. “Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

565. Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. Nanea Hoffman

566. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

567. I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. 'This was a five-espresso algorithm.' Unknown

568. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.

569. A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. Unknown

570. Good morning, where’s my coffee?

571. “I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ("Ode to Chocolate")”

572. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” Rohan Marley

573. “Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

574. “This is a funny story. We'd asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they'd come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn't work. So I don't have any cappuccino. I didn't miss the cappuccino. I missed the idea of cappuccino.” Martha Stewart

575. I will start working when my coffee does.

576. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

577. “All you need is coffee and warm socks.”

578. Coffee makes life better.

579. “I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons.” – Nanea Hoffman

580. Roses are red. Mornings are hard. Coffee.

581. Coffee vibes.

582. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” –Lewis Black

583. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey

584. With a cup of coffee, all things are possible.

585. “I love having a croissant and a great cup of coffee. Just one cup.” –Marcus Samuelsson

586. I could give up coffee, said no one ever.

587. It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but eight cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw. Unknown

588. Life isn’t perfect, but your coffee can be.

589. Where’ve you bean?

590. Coffee is a big part of my life.” Taylor Swift

591. “Caffeine- It maintains my sunny personality.”

592. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” – Cassandra Clare

593. “That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t worry — poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow”

594. As long as there’s coffee in the world, how bad can it be?

595. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

596. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.”

597. Life without coffee is like something without something… sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet. Unknown

598. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” – Ursula Vernon

599. Coffee connects us in so many ways–to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. Rohan Marley

600. “There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.”

601. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” — T. S. Eliot

602. “Coffee in England is just toasted milk.”—Christopher Fry

603. “I just know.”

604. We’re the perfect blend.

605. “Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.” ― Catherynne M. Valente

606. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”—Alphonse Allais

607. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors

608. “Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.”

609. “What the hell makes you smart?" I asked.

610. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” — Ronald Reagan

611. “He mulled that over. "Sheriff Connally woulda let us shoot 'em."

612. “Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.”—Allison Czarnecki

613. When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. Helen Hayes

614. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”

615. “Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers.”

616. “Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”—Cherise Sinclair, Hour of the Lion

617. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.”

618. “Right,” Holden said. “No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet.”

619. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. Anne Morrow Lindbergh

620. Behind every successful person is a large amount of coffee.

621. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee! I can’t imagine.” –Howard Schultz

622. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”

623. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”

624. “Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell

625. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” ― Marcia Carrington

626. I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. John Van Druten

627. “Less talk, more coffee.”—Unknown

628. “A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.”

629. Coffee addicted.

630. Everything Gets Better with Coffee

631. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” — Sandra Bullock

632. Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee is even better.

633. “Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?”― Kevin Sinnott

634. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”—Steven Wright

635. “The next thing I remembered was Reyes smiling down at me as the sun filtered into his apartment, his hair mussed, his lids hooded with the thick remnants of sleep. I stretched as those three little words that every girl longs to hear slipped from his mouth with effortless ease. As though they did every day. As though they didn't mean the world to me.

636. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” ― Leanna Renee Hieber

637. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee. Unknown

638. Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. Bob Irwin

639. I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover. Sandra Bullock

640. I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. Napoleon Bonaparte

641. “My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker.”

642. Life happens. Coffee helps.

643. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'”

644. “I am clumsy, drop glasses and get drunk on Monday afternoons. I read Seneca and can recite Shakespeare by heart, but I mess up the laundry, don’t answer my phone and blame the world when something goes wrong. I think I have a dream, but most of the days I’m still sleeping. The grass is cut. It smells like strawberries. Today I finished four books and cleaned my drawers.

645. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”—Louisa May Alcott

646. “Either way, he figured a cup of coffee would hit the spot. For what is more versatile? As at home in tin as it is in Limoges, coffee can energize the industrious at dawn, calm the reflective at noon, or raise the spirits of the beleagured in the middle of the night.”

647. “I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rainforests.” –Rob Dyrdek

648. “They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated!”—Lizzie Chantree

649. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee.” – Cherise Sinclair

650. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” — Jean Kerr