550 Best Savage Cocky Quotes And Instagram Captions (2023)

1. “Why limit happy to an hour?” – W.C Fields

2. “Attitude is everything, so pick a good one.” – Wayne Dyer

3. “We do not remember days, we remember moments.” ― Cesare Pavese

4. Too hard to cool me down.

5. “Life is a first impression. You get one shot at it. Make it everlasting.” — J.R. Rim

6. Late night thoughts and you happened to be in them.

7. ”Haters never win, I think that is the truth about life because negative energy always costs at the end.”

8. “Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” — Jim Gaffigan

9. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary.

10. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail.

11. Excuse me! I found something under my shoes. Oh! It’s your attitude.

12. Be your own sunshine.

13. I can and I will. Watch me. — Carrie Green

14. Tequila is cheaper than therapy.

15. I'm not bossy. I've got leadership skills.

16. “Bein’ so bad got me feelin’ so good.”

17. “Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.” — Nicki Minaj

18. “I’m the corg-key to your heart.”

19. B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat

20. Life revolves around hope.

21. At least mosquitoes find me attractive!

22. “Don’t get bitter, get better. ” — Alyssa Edwards

23. ”All you are missing is my body.”

24. Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had a beer and hot dogs.

25. ”No, I don’t like you, I just thought you were cool enough to kick.”

26. You think I’m lazy? Nah! I’m on power-saving mode.

27. Happy face, good vibes.

28. “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – C.S. Lewis

29. “Always chews to have a good day.”

30. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” — Babe Ruth

31. ”They wanna see you do good, but never better than they remember that.”

32. Handsome devil on your way.

33. Gluten free, dairy free, fat free, I love this champagne diet.

34. You are the pumpkin spice to my fall.

35. “When things go wrong, don’t go with them.” — Elvis Presley

36. Relationship status: maybe one day.

37. “Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are.” — Beyoncé

38. “I never trust a narcissist, but they love me.”

39. My smile is my signature.

40. Caring doesn't really go with my outfit.

41. “Happiness is a warm puppy.” — Charles M. Schulz

42. “Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!”

43. My attitude is my strength.

44. Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose. — The Law of Attraction

45. If you can't see anything beautiful in yourself, get a better mirror. — Kendall Jenner

46. “I’m one hot dog.”

47. Too blessed not to be stressed.

48. “Don’t need permission.” – Ariana Grande, Dangerous Woman

49. “Tough times never last but tough people do.” — Robert H. Schuller

50. If life gives you limes, make margarita.

51. “The only way to have a friend is to be one.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

52. Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails.

53. I would rate my selfie 11 out of 10.

54. But first, let me take a selfie.

55. Hot dude with a super cool attitude.

56. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

57. Happy hour?

58. “I’m permanent. You can’t erase me.”

59. “Let me blow your mind.”

60. Front-load the most important information

61. “That is so fetch.”

62. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

63. “Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.” — Anna Magnani

64. “Ten different looks and my looks all kill.” — Cardi B, 'Money'

65. Cinderella never asked for a prince.

66. My bed is a magical place where I remember everything i forgot to do.

67. ”Mind over matter, I don’t mind u don’t matter.”

68. “Can you feel me when I think about you?”

69. “Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”

70. “Have faith in yourself and in the future.” — Ted Kennedy

71. I am a limited edition.

72. Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

73. The more I think about you the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail.

74. ”Exhale the bullshit.”

75. “Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar

76. Happy hour views.

77. A police officer pulled me over and said “Papers”. So I said “Scissors”. and drove off.

78. I get butterflies just thinking about the next time I'll see you.

79. “You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” – Winston S. Churchill

80. “Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.”

81. “I think us, bad bitches, is a gift from God.” – Cardi B, I Do

82. I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.

83. “It is so weird being my own role model.”

84. “Champagne kisses.”

85. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” — Ogden Nash

86. My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.

87. I’m not fat. I am just easy to find in the crowd.

88. Political party? NO, cocktail party? YES

89. Be like a pineapple. Stand tall and wear a crown.

90. I woke up like this — said no one ever except for Beyoncé and maybe a handful of models.

91. How do you measure a year in a life? — Rent

92. “Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. ” – Emily Dickinson

93. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.

94. A party without champagne is just a meeting.

95. “Joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.” — Jonathan Lockwood Huie

96. Like wildflowers; you must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would. — E.V.

97. Love me or hate me, but you can’t ignore me.

98. Choose happy…hour.

99. “Outfit of the Day”, OOTD is short for what people do on various social media platforms.

100. “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” — Anaïs Nin

101. Rosé all day

102. Laugh until you have your teeth.

103. “I’m a boss and I shine like a gloss. “ — Doja Cat

104. ”Give me respect or get damaged.”

105. Can’t give up my attitude.

106. “I keep telling myself that I’m a human being, an imperfect human who’s not made to look like a doll, and that who I am as a person is more important than whether at that moment I have a nice figure.” — Emma Watson

107. If you are a sensitive person, I can be your Sensodyne.

108. “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” – George Bernard Shaw

109. I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.

110. No working during drinking hours.

111. Beers too many more cheers.

112. “Kill ’em with kindness.” – Selena Gomez

113. ”By the power vested in me, I now pronounce your blocked and deleted, you now may kiss my ‘ss.”

114. A Lady with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class.

115. Call me old-fashioned.

116. Don’t tell me you miss me… tell me you’re outside with champagne.

117. I prefer my cocktails old fashioned.

118. 365 new excuses.

119. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.

120. Too glam to give a damn.

121. “It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.” — Edmund Hillary

122. “Sass,” refers to rudeness, back-talk, uncooperative and the like.

123. “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” – Dr. Seuss

124. “What, like it’s hard?”

125. “Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.” — Marie Curie

126. You're my favorite notification.

127. “I’m chilling, I’m winning, like on another level.” – Ciara, Level Up

128. “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

129. “If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way.” — Martin Luther King Jr.

130. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape. ” – George Carlin

131. “You’re italic, I’m in bold. “ — Billie Eilish

132. It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!

133. Whisky is risky? Not for me!

134. ”Be so they can’t ignore you.”

135. “I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”

136. Alcohol you later

137. I don't dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.

138. Truth is, I miss you. All the time, every second, every minute, every hour, every day.

139. “You’re very fur-tunate to have a dog like me.”

140. I haven't posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.

141. She was a storm — not the kind you run from, the kind you chase. — R. H. Sin

142. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

143. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

144. Great love affairs start with a cocktail

145. Be a stiletto in a room full of flats.

146. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.

147. But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. — Lemony Snicket

148. “Nothing is impossible. The word itself says “I’m possible!” — Audrey Hepburn

149. “Know yourself, know your worth.”

150. ”I would like to confirm that I don’t care.”

151. ”It is funny how the people who know me the least have the most to say.”

152. I need therapy, cocktail therapy.

153. You don’t have to be a man to drink the cocktail, you just have to be an emotional and feeling full person.

154. “If you can’t see anything beautiful in yourself, get a better mirror.” — Kendall Jenner

155. Girl, you make me call you back.

156. “It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.” — Aristotle

157. “She could be a farmer in those clothes.” —Amber, Clueless

158. You can tell who strong women are. They are the ones you see building up one another instead of tearing each other down.

159. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

160. If nothing is impossible, then I’m great. Coz I do nothing.

161. “We can only learn to love by loving.” — Iris Murdoch

162. 2 best thing about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule.

163. “You’re italic, I’m in bold.”

164. I don’t care if someone calls me old-fashioned.

165. I always make time for cocktails.

166. “When everything gets answered, it’s fake. ”― Sean Penn

167. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock.

168. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.

169. Keep calm and give yourself a cocktail.

170. Hakuna ma’ vodka

171. Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

172. Sip, sip hooray!

173. “I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess, right?”

174. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it.

175. ”The truth hurts but secrets kill.”

176. “Imagination has a great deal to do with winning.

177. I know looks aren't everything, but I have them just in case.

178. I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.

179. When life screws you up get yourself a screwdriver.

180. ”Darling your looks can kill.”

181. If you can’t handle my attitude, then it’s not my problem.

182. I need a six months holiday twice a year.

183. I have class and pride. Got it?

184. “Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?”

185. Democratic party, the Republican party, Cocktail party

186. Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

187. Too blessed to be stressed.

188. Feeling downie? Eat brownie!

189. She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.

190. The coolest dude in town!

191. “Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

192. Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!

193. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic

194. Drink triple, see double, act single

195. Stay positive, stay happy.

196. Good talks always put us in a good mood.

197. ’Tis the season to be freezin’.

198. Sugar and spice and everything nice.

199. Time flies when you’re having rum.

200. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.

201. And so, she decided to start living the life she’d imagined. — Anonymous

202. “I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart.”

203. Nothing is precious than a smile.

204. “I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.” – Beyonce, Partition

205. A smile is always trending.

206. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.

207. Write several drafts first

208. It's my favorite time of day.

209. Stop and smell the rosé.

210. Life is a plate of noodles, and I am a fork.

211. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise.

212. At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktail over there.

213. “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.”

214. Strong women need strong drinks

215. “Rolling over into the weekend like.”

216. “Paw-don me, but I think it’s time for my walk.”

217. Champagne is always the answer.

218. “I get what I want, like it or not.”

219. Cocktail are way cheaper than therapy.

220. Hit me with your best shot.

221. My attitude is the reflection of your behavior.

222. “One has to be positive. When you’re positive, good things happen.” — Deep Roy

223. “You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm” – Joan Crawford

224. You don't worry 'bout fitting in when you custom made. — Drake

225. Don't compare your beginning to someone else's middle. — Jon Acuff

226. Happiness is everything.

227. “I grew a flower that can’t be bloomed in a dream that can’t come true.”

228. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails.

229. Hap. . Happening. . Happiness.

230. It’s a cocktail o’clock.

231. There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve.

232. Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

233. “Living that fairy-tail life.”

234. “Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.” – Bruce Lee

235. I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow does a better job.

236. “A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.”–Jess C. Scott

237. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.

238. When life throws lemons catch them and make a cocktail.

239. It’s a bubbly kind of night.

240. Have a cocktail and get up on the dance floor.

241. Attitude makes you better.

242. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Mark Twain

243. I'm everything you want, but can't have.

244. “I’m under no obligation to make sense to you. “ – Ananya Pandey

245. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.

246. “It’s pawesome to have fans like you.”

247. “God made a very obvious choice when he made me voluptuous; why would I go against what he decided for me? My limbs work, so I’m not going to complain about the way my body is shaped.” — Drew Barrymore

248. Sexy pictures. Crazy times. Sisters at heart, partners in crime.

249. Happiness is great food.

250. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

251. “I remind myself to be kind to myself, and as slightly ridiculous as it may sound, to treat myself in the same gentle way I’d want to treat a daughter of mine. It really helps.” — Emma Stone

252. 1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given.

253. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.

254. I have mixed drinks about feelings

255. In a relationship with a cocktail.

256. U is for U and me.

257. “I’m an actress, I live in L.A., I work in Hollywood. But I’ve learned that if you’re too skinny, they’ll say something about it. If you’re not skinny enough, they’ll say something about it. I just try to feel good in my own skin as much as I can.” — Jennifer Love Hewitt

258. ”It is a beautiful day to leave me alone.”

259. There’s always time for cocktails.

260. Even miracles take a little time.

261. Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else.. at least they never let you down.

262. Shine and burn your enemies.

263. Failure is a bruise, not a tattoo. — Jon Sinclair

264. “I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. “ — Drake

265. Life isn't perfect but your outfit can be. — Halle Berry

266. Lucky if you have me in your life.

267. Long Live Happy Hour!

268. ”Someone will love you, but someone is not me.”

269. ”Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.”

270. “I’ve always been famous, it’s just no one knew it yet. ” — Lady Gaga

271. “I love my body. I’m very much OK with it. I don’t think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people.” — Kelly Clarkson

272. Born to spread happiness.

273. Maybe in distance, but never at heart."

274. If you are a princess, I’m your prince.

275. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

276. “You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.”

277. “I’m not going to conform, and hurt myself, and do something crazy to be a size two.” — Amber Riley

278. Bring me the best cocktail in the town.

279. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!” – Unknown

280. Time flies when you are having a cocktail.

281. “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”

282. Cocktail thoughts.

283. “May you live all the days of your life.” — Jonathan Swift

284. “You don’t worry ’bout fitting in when you custom made.” — Drake

285. Hey, what’s the time? It’s wine o clock.

286. Drink cocktails as much as you can.

287. “Bein’ so bad got me feelin’ so good. “ — Demi Lovato

288. ”There are two circumstances that lead to arrogance, one is when you are wrong and you can’t face it. the other is when you are right and nobody else can face it.”

289. Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them.

290. My mood depends on how good my hair looks.

291. Let’s drink about it

292. Sending my selfie to NASA, because I'm a star.

293. “It doesn’t matter what size you are. It doesn’t matter if you have cellulite. It doesn’t matter if things jiggle where they’re not supposed to. That’s still beautiful.” — Ashley Graham

294. Drink wine and shine.

295. “Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.” – Holly Black, White Cat

296. Life is better when you're laughing.

297. Self-love is the best love.

298. “If you are working on something that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you.” – Steve Jobs

299. Sippin’ and chillin’.

300. “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand” – Bob Dylan

301. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours, you just need to find and recognise them.

302. Thank you from the bottom of my glass.

303. Don’t judge me. You’ll get confused.

304. The only thing I'm committed to right now is bettering myself.

305. Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.

306. Born to impress.

307. “It’s about time. Where’s my throne?”

308. How I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.

309. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…

310. “I think no matter what you look like, the key is to, first of all, be happy with yourself. And then you know if you want to try to improve things that you don’t like about yourself, then do it after you appreciate yourself.” —Adele

311. “You should see me in a crown.”

312. Someday I'm going to eye-roll myself into another dimension.

313. “Life is too short, and I’m Italian. I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.” — Sophia Bush

314. “They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late. “ — Kanye West

315. ”Lord protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies.”

316. 50% Sweetness

317. Don’t sleep. Your dream is here.

318. Your smile makes me happy.

319. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” — Lucille Ball

320. “as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement.

321. “I always feel confident. I never allow myself to not feel confident.” — Amber Rose

322. Do I need a caption?

323. “Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.” – Johnny Depp

324. “Not my tempo.”

325. Happiness begins when expectation ends.

326. “I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.”

327. Happiness is free. Have it as much as you can.

328. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.

329. ”A crimson headache, aching blush.”

330. “When the going gets tough, the tough get going.” — Joe Kennedy

331. Give a girl the right shoes and she can take on the world. — Marilyn Monroe

332. “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

333. Confused about your feelings? Have a blend shot to clear it out.

334. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” — Benjamin Franklin

335. Happiness is being crazy.

336. Be true, be you.

337. You have only one life. Live it happily.

338. Give thanks to the Lord, For He is Good, His love endures forever.

339. I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

340. Smile big, laugh often.

341. “Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living?” – Bob Marley

342. “If you are good life is good.” – Roald Dahl

343. Being happy is my default version.

344. “I think I’ll miss you forever, like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies.” — Lana Del Rey, "Summertime Sadness"

345. I am hotter than your coffee.

346. ”Now I can’t stop thinking, that I can’t stop thinking.”

347. If love makes you blind, get married.

348. ”Underestimate me, that will be fun.”

349. “Be mindful. Be grateful. Be positive. Be true. Be kind.” — Roy T. Bennett

350. Alcohol is the liquid version of photoshop.

351. “Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story. ” – Sarah Dessen

352. ”Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transfer it into a wall.”

353. One soul, two bodies.

354. If you can't be better than your competition, just dress better. — Anna Wintour

355. The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with your self. — Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

356. “Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.” — Alrded Lord Tennyson

357. First drink, then let’s think about it.

358. “I’ll never be the woman with perfect hair who can wear white and not spill on it.” —Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

359. “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”

360. God's plans are always better than our dreams.

361. If you are average, I’m savage.

362. My tummy is flat, just the ‘L’ is silent.

363. Simply handsome.

364. Time to become a superhero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.

365. “Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!”

366. “Can I get a round of a-paws for this outfit?”

367. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body—meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit. I was like, ‘Look, I can carry a baby! I’m gaining weight right, everything’s going well.’ And I’ve had that relationship ever since.” — Nicole Kidman

368. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.

369. Hot dude sets the mood.

370. We go together like Fridays and happy hour.

371. “I’m a boss and I shine like a gloss.”

372. “If you have even one percent doubt on me, then I am not for you.” – Unknown

373. ”Give the haters another reason to hate.”

374. My smile is my sword.

375. Happy hour o'clock."

376. Happy hour vibes.

377. The best version of myself.

378. Your hunting gets over here.

379. I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.

380. Cheers to many more years (and many more beers).

381. I don’t need any status.

382. “They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.”

383. “I got one less problem without you.” – Ariana Grande, Problem

384. “I always get asked, ‘Where do you get your confidence?’ I think people are well-meaning, but it’s pretty insulting. Because what it means to me is, ‘You Mindy Kaling, have all the trappings of a very marginalized person. You’re not skinny, you’re not white, you’re a woman. Why on earth would you feel like you’re worth anything?’” — Mindy Kaling

385. Watch out, girl, you will fall in love with me.

386. “You can’t stop me lovin’ myself.”

387. “I wish love was perfect as love itself”

388. Your happiness lies in you.

389. I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

390. Pretty in pink.

391. “I’m throwin’ shade like it’s sunny.”

392. “You’re a million miles too close.”

393. “You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening. And live like it’s heaven on earth.” – William W. Purkey

394. Make them stop and stare.

395. “Them old mistakes are gone, I won’t do them no more.” – Ciara, Level Up

396. You are the piña to my colada.

397. ”Always remember, rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots.”

398. Enjoying dine on cloud nine.

399. I wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time.

400. “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” —Karen Smith, Mean Girls

401. My attitude is double your ego.

402. Want to be happy? Look at me!

403. No aim, no pain.

404. Cocktails always gets high on girls.

405. I am different. Any problem?

406. President

407. ”Beauty never asks for attention.”

408. “Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” — Confucius

409. Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.

410. Your laugh reduces my stress.

411. I prefer my espresso in a martini.

412. Let the evening be gin

413. Peace, love, and happy hour.

414. Some call it arrogant; I call it confident.

415. “When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.” — Franklin D. Roosevelt

416. Don't tell me I'm the prettiest you've ever seen... Tell me I'm a warrior, tell me I'm stronger than any of the blows I've taken and I wear the scars well. —​ Jessica Saccone

417. Oh God! Why you made me so handsome?

418. I’m in need of liquid therapy.

419. Cocktails are always a good idea.

420. “Who said I was an angel?”

421. “Can’t afford to be confused.”

422. “I am healthy, I am wealthy. I am rich, I am that bitch.” – Baby Tate, I Am

423. Just dropped my new single. It's me, I'm single.

424. “Life is short it is up to you to make it sweet.” — Sarah Louise

425. Life is simple, it’s just not easy.

426. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.

427. Don’t you dare mess with me.

428. I scream when I want ice cream!

429. Can I have your picture, please? I love cartoons.

430. ”Go to hell, oh honey, where do you think I came from?”

431. Happy hour o’clock.

432. Spreading happiness like butter.

433. “Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence.” — Hermann Buhl

434. Cocktails brings you the best taste swings.

435. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink champagne.

436. Busy hunting happiness.

437. ”Haters will broadcast your failure but whisper your success

438. “Still trying to make fetch happen.”

439. “Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” — Henry Ford

440. Save water, drink cocktails

441. I’m down to earth but still above you.

442. “I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.” —Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

443. My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst

444. Alcohol maybe man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

445. Champagne is like duct tape, It fixes everything.

446. I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink.

447. Life happens. Coffee helps.

448. I cannot hide, coz you are gonna seek me.

449. May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks.

450. “Ugh, as if!”

451. ”Most haters are stuck in a poisonous mental prison of jealousy and self-doubt that binds them to their own potential.”

452. Trust that an ending is followed by a beginning. — Unknown

453. “You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated.” — Maya Angelou

454. “Baby, just don’t give a damn.”

455. Girls just wanna have cocktails

456. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.

457. “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” — John Lennon

458. “Let me blow your mind. “ — Eve

459. Stress not, enjoy a lot.

460. Drink happy thoughts.

461. “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” — Margaret Mead

462. Classy yet sassy.

463. “You’re way too short to get on this ride.”

464. “If they want to be a problem, they’ll have to answer to me.”

465. Kids drink beer. Real men go for pitchers.

466. A drink a day keeps reality at bay.

467. “I love my body, and I would never change anything about it. I’m not asking you to like my body. I’m just asking you to let me be me.” — Serena Williams

468. ”Either you play the game or watch the game, play you.”

469. It's time to wine down.

470. Happiest among all the hours.

471. Why struggle for a six-pack, if you already have a family pack?

472. “Look, I don’t mean to be a b*tch… well, actually I do.”

473. Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails.

474. “If your dreams don’t scare you, they are not big enough.” – Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

475. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.”

476. “I’d rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl’s heart. ”― Niall Horan

477. Born to be outstanding.

478. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.

479. “That’s for me to know and for you to dot dot dot.”

480. Beware of my smile. It’s contagious!

481. The best curve is on my face.

482. When life gives you lemons, take them and do whatever you like.

483. Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail.

484. My friendship is tighter than your jeans.

485. To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.

486. “Chained but not tamed. “ – Ayushmann Khurrana

487. Being sexy is not a crime.

488. “Being bad never looked or felt better”

489. Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.

490. Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast. — Nicki Minaj

491. I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas.

492. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. ” – John Lennon

493. Happily crazy. Crazily Happy

494. “’Cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it.” – Rihanna, S&M

495. Yes, way rosé

496. When nothing goes right, go left.

497. Wine not?

498. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” — Mae West

499. Life is short. Smile while you have teeth. — Mallory Hopkins

500. A slice of lemon and glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?

501. ”Haters are just loved, they give importance to even my rejected things.”

502. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing.

503. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour.

504. Include a strong call to action

505. “Florals for spring? Groundbreaking.” —Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada

506. ”Nations have come under the control of haters and fools.”

507. “Thank You, Next.” – Ariana Grande

508. “A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.”

509. “Love is an untamed force.” — Paulo Coelho

510. Too hot to stop.

511. Messy bun and getting stuff done.

512. Be happy for this moment.

513. “The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” — Lao Tzu

514. Nature does not hurry and yet everything is accomplished. — Lso Tsu

515. Don’t play with me. I am the fire!

516. “Being comfortable in your own skin is one of the most important things to achieve. I’m still working on it!” — Kate Mara

517. It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine.

518. My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough champagne.

519. Mood changes with the situations.

520. “One day, I had to sit down with myself and decide that I loved myself no matter what my body looked like and what other people thought about my body. I got tired of hating myself.” — Gabourey Sidibe

521. “Pink is my signature color.” —Shelby Eatenton-Latcherie, Steel Magnolias

522. You're all mine and I'm not sharing.

523. ”I am moving on, I am getting paid.”

524. You want to hear to tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail.

525. “When in doubt, freak ‘em out. ” — Sharon Needles

526. I need different types of the cocktail.

527. ”Hands so bloody takes like honey.”

528. 14 billion faces.

529. He was a wise man who invented beer.

530. The more you hate me, the more you will love me.

531. When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!

532. Use emojis and have fun with them.

533. “I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” — Thomas Jefferson

534. Happy hour is the best hour

535. “Take my number down, I just might hit you.”

536. is the new midnight.

537. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

538. ”Do you hate me? I don’t care.”

539. “When all is said and done, you’ll believe God is a woman.”

540. Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.

541. I don’t need a reason to be happy.

542. “I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked.”

543. Enjoy a taste of heaven.

544. Limit yourself to 3-4 hashtags

545. Good vibes happen at happy hour.

546. If you educate a man you educate an individual, but if you educate a woman you educate a nation. — African Proverb

547. I was born to stand out.

548. Don't need to be on somebody's arm to look good. — "Single" by Natasha Bedingfield

549. “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.” — Halle Berry

550. You don’t need a recipe for your cocktail, just blend every spirit out there and the best cocktail is already ready.

551. One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derrière.

552. If you visit New York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight.

553. “I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.” – Maya Angelou

554. Ahh! It’s Friday.

555. Be kind. Be thoughtful. Be genuine, but most of all are thankful.

556. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.